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Being that I am a Jets fan, I already hate the Bills. Fortunately their history of losing is even worse than the Jets. We are 1-0 in Super Bowls and they are 0-4. They make it easy to root against them.

During last weekends Jets/Bills game at Ralph Wilson stadium, a couple of horny Bills fans decided that it would be a good idea to go and try to have sex in one of the bathroom stalls.

Not a bad idea except for two things…

1. Football Stadium bathrooms on Sunday are comparable to gas station bathrooms. I hope for their sake they didn’t touch the toilet or any of the walls.

2. They got caught. Blue balls is already the worst feeling in the world but if you add on the fact that you paid for tickets there and they definitely got kicked out then it completely ruins the moment. They can look at it on the bright side, the Bills lost so at least they know they aren’t the only ones who didn’t score enough.

So here are pictures of 10 Bills fans that you definitely don’t want to be alone in a bathroom stall with (including the charmer above).

This guys a real ladies man. Either he is fake SGM or he is counting the years it’s been since he’s had sex. My moneys on both.

I’m not sure if this is a man or a woman but they better not follow me into the bathroom stall.

These guys look like they took a wrong turn somewhere but they better get to the stadium quickly because the guy in the middle is about to die any minute now.

This guy looks like respectable……..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. I couldn’t even write that with a straight face.

This guys kid doesn’t even look like he wants to be seen in public with him.

This one is just gonna give me nightmares.

It’s clear that this guy has never seen female genitalia at all.

If you do decide to get with this guy, don’t touch his beard… Something might bite you.

I don’t even think this guy could fit someone else in the stall with him.