10 Ways To Pass A Drug Test

 

 

 

 

Smoked on 4/20 and you’re now worried about a random drug test within the next 30 days? Good thing is if you don’t smoke often and are a bit fit, you’ll be okay. The THC usually gets out of your system within a few days to a week if you’re not a heavy smoker.

But for those you got very high and are a bit worried about a drug test. We have just the list for you. We have 7 ways that can actually help and 3 ways to make you laugh. Comment for any questions.

1. The Whizzinator

Used this one time for a work drug test. The easiest thing to do for a drug test besides staying sober. Just takes some planning and the feeling of awkwardness for a little bit.

2. Bring Clean Pee

No need for explanation. Right?

3. Ready Clean

Just follow the directions on the back of the bottle. Very simple and easy. You can find these at every smoke shop and just about every party store.

4. Renew Me Detox Tea

Drink a gallon of this throughout the day before your drug test. Pee often and make sure to take some vitamin B to make your pee more yellow an hour before your test. This is if you know when your test is. Of not, this isn’t your best option.

5. Niacin

I’ve never personally tried this before. I know people that have and it has seemed to work most of the time. This is the only one I do not trust well.

6. Certo 

Very few people know about this trick. I just found out about it about two years ago. It never failed me. All you have to is put this certo jell in a Gatorade or juice and drink it. It stops your pee from peeing out any THC in your system. It tastes kind of bad and probably isn’t good for you. But it does get the job down. It is hard to find these around anymore. The used to be at WalMart then they stopped. The only place I’ve found them is on Amazon.

7. Water, Vitamin B and Energy Drinks


Workout nonstop leading up to your test. Drink water all day, peeing as much as you can. Then about an hour before the test, after peeing a lot, take a Vitiation B-12 and drink a Rockstar. It will help turn your pee yellow.

8. Oil Change

If you’re that determined to do this. Good luck.

9. Workaholics Drug Testing Way

You will probably get in more trouble for doing this. But it’s worth a shot.

10. Staying Sober


 

 

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6 Comments

  1. Monkey123 February 10, 2016 at 06:26

    Can certi be detected on a lab drug test?

  2. Michael Miles Gilbert April 28, 2013 at 21:10

    I have successfully smoked a joint before taking a piss test. I passed the test by drinking a whole bottle of vinegar. It was disgusting, but I did drink all but about an inch of it at the bottom of the bottle. If your constitution for things is weak just go with detox. Detox works great! Otherwise the taste goes away soon enough. If your gag reflex sucks just use something else.

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    LennyHMJ April 24, 2013 at 02:22

    I’ve personally never had an issue just drinking a ton of cranberry juice, water and eating burgers so that it adds substance to the urine. Then again, I haven’t had to take a drug test in years and I was not smoking then like I am now. Good luck guys!

  4. JohnDoeIII504 April 23, 2013 at 22:06

    I’ve been using Certo for years now, it has never let me down. Best way to do it, is to mix with a Gatorade or Powerade, drink, take a pack of multivitamins like you find next to the checkout in any convenience store then drink a soft drink or energy drink to add color to your piss. It’s also a good idea to piss at least twice before the drug test, to make sure that you get rid of any tainted piss that’s in your bladder out. I’ve known a few people to use Niacin without a problem (I’ve done it before too, but didn’t end up having to take a piss test that day) but after you take it, you get this very uncomfortable burning sensation under the skin, so if I don’t have to use that method, I don’t.

    1. Parker s July 6, 2015 at 19:14

      Yeah I also have used this certo technique multiple times. And every time my urine has come back negative for drugs. About a week ago and a half before I took my drug test through the hospital lab, I bought an ounce of medical grade marijuana. It was gone on Friday and I took another test that following Monday. So basically I smoked an ounce and the day I finished my ounce (on Friday) I got a call from my boss saying I had a urine analysis on Monday. That Monday I mixed a pack of certo with a lemon-lime Gatorade approximately 3 and a half hours before my test. I also took 3 500mg b12 vitamins. (You can by b12 at Walmart for 3.99) (certo is 5.78) I had my test at 3 and drank the certo and Gatorade at 11:30. My test came back clean like all of my previous ones through the lab, and the ones my parents bought for me to take. I am 16 6,3 170 pounds with a great metabolism so keep that in mind.

      1. Mike August 1, 2015 at 15:00

        So how much of B12 do i take I’m 26 year’s old 5’9 and 210lb’s and i have and interview and drug test same day next week on Tuesday at the airport for Delta Airline’s and it’s been 2 to 2 and a half week’s since i last smoked

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