13 Cool Celebrity Tattoos, That You Should Never Get


I am not big on tattoos. I am not against them either but I just feel like if you are going to get a tattoo of anything, it should be of something that's timeless. A great quote, your child's name, or some strong animal somewhere. Those things are not going to change. People continue to make the mistake of tattooing boyfriends/girlfriends, getting those lower back tattoos that are played out, or getting nerdy tattoos. All big mistakes.

This can be potentially just as bad. I understand that people have strong admiration for celebrities but getting their face permanently put on you is not always the best idea, what if they flop?

What if someone got the Vanilla Ice tattoo after ice ice baby dropped?

They would feel like an asshole right now.

Long story short, if you are going to get a tattoo, make it a smart tattoo and not one of these.
Steve O from Jack Ass should never go anywhere on your body.

I always loved slipknot.


I would get this just to show it to Oprah and see if I could get her to marry me.  Laugh if you want but I'll be laughing all the way to the bank.


Call this one fucked up if you want but would you let your kid stay alone with Michael Jackson?  Exactly.


Words escape me.


This one should have gone on the nerdy tattoos post.


Yeah cartoons count too.


Anthony Hopkins can be pretty scary.


Again, there are no words.


Mr T's head looks big as hell.


Will Ferrell from Anchorman.  That movie was funny as hell but that funny.


This person looks young.  I didn't know anyone under the age of 70 watched this show.


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    I think Oprah would approve of her tattoo – cuz she looks thin!

  • No tattoo for you!

    I’m not big on tattoos either, in fact I’m with Ozzy Osbourne who famously quipped: “Don’t get a tattoo, everyone has them.” You’re really more unique without tattoos, these days.

    But when you say “get something timeless”, well, then, what’s wrong with fictional characters such as Hannibal Lecter, Star Trek, or Stewie Griffin? Although the tattoos are tacky, they’re surely not much worse than a tattoo of a wolf howling at the moon…

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  • http://none bob

    i think the Steve-o one is actually on Steve-o

    • Marc

      it is on steve-o watch the jack ass movie u will see it when he gets a tattoo while driving.

  • http://whatareyouwatching.uni.cc/index.php?x=1 Television Spy

    Cool not so much..

    Mr T, Oprah and Pedo Michael Jackson ones are the best and funniest.

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    That michael jackson tattoo has to be the worst. have fun explaining these tattoos to any women you meet.

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    Amazing! That was great….
    I had known some celebrity tattoos are meant to celebrate life and the things that mean the most. It's also called a cycle of recognition, popularity, and acceptance. The effect of this is that tattoos with long held negative connotations are becoming widely used as harmless fashion symbols.

  • http://www.pqshow.com/alexa/?url=qualityhorology.info Marcy

    I don’t like the durable of all those lists he’s making – it’s like prepossessing too divers notes at high school; you sense you’ve achieved something when you haven’t.

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    Cool, well, then, what’s wrong with fictional characters such as Hannibal Lecter, Star Trek, or Stewie Griffin? Although the tattoos are tacky,

  • Anita


    is the redhead guy …. CONAN?!?! That's a terrible conan.

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