14 Children's Show Characters That Were Probably Potheads

So one day I was babysitting my niece and nephew and watching cartoons with them. As we were watching whatever cartoon we were watching (I have a bad memory) I started thinking about kids show characters who were stoners. Most of the characters I came up with are not confirmed stoners but some definitely are.

Just like in real society, I am sure there are probably many more kids show characters who were potheads then we will ever know because they don’t admit it. Oh well, here are 14 who I am pretty sure weed heads.

Cookie Monster

He liked cookies a little TOO much….

Puff The Magic Dragon

The people who made this song denied that it was made for marijuana but I’m not buying it. I drag-on the magic puff too!

Mr. Snuffleupagus

His eyes were low, he talked slow, and I bet he could hold hella smoke in that trunk of his.

Spongebob

I never watched Spongebob but a simple google search turned up numerous pieces of evidence.

HR Puffnstuff

Whoever made this was? puffing and stuffing something I’m sure

Popeye

I’ve never seen anyone go crazy of spinach like that, unless Popeye was eating “special spinach.” Just kidding… but seriously though.

The Count

He stayed up all night and slept all day, definite stoner.

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ShaggyLover

lol I always thought that about Shaggy..maybe explains why I took a very "special" attraction to him in my childhood years.
- pots n' pans
  
  thats sounds incredibly gay.
  - Ryan
    
    hahaha
  - iamthetitz
    
    LOL
AustynSN

Mr. Snuffleupagus wasn't on drugs… he was CREATED by Big Bird's habits. Think about it. There's a 4 foot tall fuzzy brown elephant that only you could see? (Originally, Snuffy "had to be somewhere" every time any body else was about to show up.) Big Bird was either completely insane or there were some shrooms in his bird seed.
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scrapz

ahhaa you forgot garfield man! think bout itt….droopy eyess, alwayss hungry and always sleepy.
- anonymous
  
  nah hes just fat-ass cat but the real stoner is shagggy and scooby cuz i mean think about it they drove around in a hippy van talking to a dog about scooby snacks
  - dck
    
    Hell yeah shaggy and scooby were the stoners, fred and daph were preps and velm waas a nerd….
    - Someone
      
      Not to mention when you look inside the van, its cloudy in the back of the van where shaggy and scooby usually sit
Dr.LivingStoned

Also Snuffy had a smaller counter part who I'm sure was his dealer.
ily :)

Shaggy is a hands down drug user. Think about it they like in a hippy van, he talks to his dog, never cuts his hair, and eats dog food. Not to mention he’s always paranoid and skinny as crap even though he ALWAYS has the munchies.
peeum

oh garfiield for sure. and what bout ninja turtles man?! they eat and talk like the biggest pot heads out haha
qwef

patrick star
Robert

Spongebob would have a hard time keeping it lit underwater.
- craig
  
  thats y he liked going to sandies
  - aNOCK dEVIOR
    
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Malcolm

yes a definite to shaggy.
me n my friends were talkin about this the other day matter of fact lol.
he had to have smoked cuz dude was always hungry and paranoid all the times. still could always relate to him though
casuallyidyllic

What about Snufkin from The Moomins? He carried around a guitar, rebelled the law and smoked ON the show. I would think him a stoner even before Shaggy.
CanIBuy

HR Pufnstuf was actually based around marijuana, though the creators themselves weren't didn't indulge in the glorious green. Took somethin like 35 years for them to finally admit the references. The name itself stood for Hand Rolled Puffing Stuff…hmm, now I wonder what they were hinting at….;D
Smokie

I am only seeing 8 hmmm I think the poster was heavily medicated
Doug Funny

Judy from Doug, all she wore was black shades and she was wayyy to liberal.
Mel

Dont forget eyore from Winnie the poo he had to def be on something!!!
joe

oh i wouldn`t say the count hes just a vampire
and the pics of Spongebob are fake
but the rest of them seem legit