15 Horrible Places To Be High
There is nothing worse than finally scoring some good bud, smoking it, and realizing that your surroundings are not ideal for you to be stoned. Ideally, every stoner would be posted up in front of their computer or TV (With the other not far away. Things don’t always work out in the ideal way though.
Here are 15 places that you do NOT want to be stoned at, if you know whats good for you.
The Principal’s Office
Whether being caught smoking got you there or some other offense, you don’t want to be in the Principal’s office stoned. He will be able to tell and your parents will be called. Hopefully you are sober by the time they get there.
Dinner Table With Your Girlfriend’s Parents
Meeting potential new potential inlaws can be stressful enough without having to worry about if they can tell that you’re high or not. I wouldn’t recommend it, especially if you are meeting her dad.
Church
This one actually might not be so bad. It would probably make church or Sunday school less boring, probably doesn’t help your chances of getting into heaven though.
Drivers Ed
Learning how to drive can be a fun experience but there are definitely things you want to try and retain while learning. Also, when people first get behind the wheel, they are often nervous. You don’t ever want to combine being nervous with being high and especially not on the road with people with potential road rage.
Prison/Holding Cells
This one sucks whether you are high or sober but being in a holding cell with 10 other guys or being imprisoned in your own cell would definitely kill whatever little buzz you had left.
Outside When It’s Snowing and Cold
You definitely don’t want to be in inclement weather while high. Trudging through the snow would suck. Shoveling your car out would suck. Driving on ice would suck. Nah. Go get some hot chocolate and sit your ass at home.
Emergency Room
You would probably lose most of your buzz waiting in the waiting room for hours. Hopefully you are not a high hypochondriac like some people I know.
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sam
07.14.2009
Church is a heavenly place to be stoned. Cold weather and drivers ed are made better with weed. But prison would such no matter what, i bet.
the DREAM
08.29.2009
dont knock weed on a cold snowy day, if you HAVE to be outside, a spliff makes everything all better. or at least less shitty
fish
09.06.2009
lol i was high several times on a family reunion! and man i tell you they'll all be noticing why your eyes are red or you look like you're really sleepy then you'll come up with a lame excuse. haha. but in the end it makes everything more bearable to be on that family reunion. you can secretly laugh at your relatives and eat all the food!
heen
11.08.2009
I went to work high (Im a cook) and chopped the tip of my my left thumb off- straight thru the middle of the nail. Needless to say, the emergency room sucked ass and they couldnt reattach anything, but in hindsight, I think the durban poison took the edge off some of the pain while simeltaneously making me squirt blood harder!
houroc
11.08.2009
Dude! That would suck ass!
sovay_sovay
01.06.2010
Several years ago, when I was in high school I participated in an art program at a local university. The program was a week long and at the end of the week we were to exhibit everything we made. Before getting there I got so high with my brother and a friend. Long story short… I won the contest and was interviewed by the university´s broadcast team. My parents showed up along with a few high school teachers. Kinda had to improvise a speech as well. Anyway, that shit was so fun. I thank my good friend Weed for such awesome creativity.
SchmokieTheBeat
02.12.2010
the gym worst buzzkill ever
munodred
04.12.2010
Hey i just wanna say your website is amazing and share sum stories here haha
I've been high in the principal's office! I left my computer in the classroom and went for a J. When I came back my computer was gone! (I know what was I thinking right?) so what did I do? I went to the principal's office! I sat down in her office while she called the school's security, staff, the police. To make this story short, about an hour had passed when a couple of my friends came with my computer. They were cracking up laughing and I had to listen to the principal cause I didn't ask my friends if they had my computer before I went to her office! LOL it was pretty stressfull but funny though! What can I say, I was HIGH!
anthem
11.17.2010
Aha I spent much of Senior year around my girlfriends parents blazed out of my mind, and I ended up just being reallly quiet and just responding when they talked to me. She assured me they didn't know, but her dad did think i was "quite reticent"
Kasey
11.08.2009
I bet you wouldn't have put your hand threw the window if you weren't high in the first place hahah
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