15 Horrible Places To Be High

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There is nothing worse than finally scoring some good bud, smoking it, and realizing that your surroundings are not ideal for you to be stoned. Ideally, every stoner would be posted up in front of their computer or TV (With the other not far away. Things don’t always work out in the ideal way though.

Here are 15 places that you do NOT want to be stoned at, if you know whats good for you.

The Principal’s Office

Whether being caught smoking got you there or some other offense, you don’t want to be in the Principal’s office stoned. He will be able to tell and your parents will be called. Hopefully you are sober by the time they get there.

Dinner Table With Your Girlfriend’s Parents

Meeting potential new potential inlaws can be stressful enough without having to worry about if they can tell that you’re high or not. I wouldn’t recommend it, especially if you are meeting her dad.

Church

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This one actually might not be so bad. It would probably make church or Sunday school less boring, probably doesn’t help your chances of getting into heaven though.

Drivers Ed

Learning how to drive can be a fun experience but there are definitely things you want to try and retain while learning. Also, when people first get behind the wheel, they are often nervous. You don’t ever want to combine being nervous with being high and especially not on the road with people with potential road rage.

Prison/Holding Cells

This one sucks whether you are high or sober but being in a holding cell with 10 other guys or being imprisoned in your own cell would definitely kill whatever little buzz you had left.

Outside When It’s Snowing and Cold

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You definitely don’t want to be in inclement weather while high. Trudging through the snow would suck. Shoveling your car out would suck. Driving on ice would suck. Nah. Go get some hot chocolate and sit your ass at home.

Emergency Room

You would probably lose most of your buzz waiting in the waiting room for hours. Hopefully you are not a high hypochondriac like some people I know.

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Author: Lenny

Women. Weed. Weather. @LennyGaiter @hail_mary_jane

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