20 Annoying Things That Your Smoking Buddies Do

Smoking is a great thing. It bring people together and helps them to bond while they are in a "higher" mind state. However, it's not always the best experience. There are many times when people you are smoking with will do things that bother you so much that they can ruin your high. For all you know, you may even be the one doing these annoying things and you don't even know. No wonder no one wants to smoke with you anymore.

Check out these 20 annoying things that your friends do either while smoking or involving smoking and make sure you don't do any of them.

Talk too much - There is nothing that will blow your high faster than someone who will not stop talking. Especially if they are complaining about their problems. I don't want to hear all that while I am high.

Wet Mouth - Getting a blunt/joint/pipe/whatever that is drenched in your saliva after you hit it is one of the worst things you can do. It closes up the hole and it's disgusting. Don't do it.

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Cough too much - Everyone coughs a little but if you're coughing up a lung, pass the blunt and go get some water or something.

Constantly ask if you are high - Yes, I'm high. Now shut up.

Act like they aren't high - If you aren't high then why are you over here wasting my weed then?

Hold on to the blunt and talk and not smoke - I HATE this. Pass it!! What are you waiting for? You can still tell your story just the same with the blunt in my hand. In fact, it's better off that way.

Mess up rotation - Can't do it! You have to make sure that the blunt is in constant motion. Moving from one person to the next, seamlessly. We don't need any hold ups or passing it to the wrong person.

Talk about how high they are too much - I don't need to hear how STONED you are, every sentence. Thanks though.

Mess up the dutch - Learning how to twist up a blunt is something that you should do on your own and maybe one other person. If you have big groups and you attempt to twist up but you mess up the blunt, that's a huge fail. If you are no confident with how you twist up, then just don't do it.

Don't put in any cash - Everyone wants to smoke, not everyone wants to pay. ANNOYING!

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Steal/lose lighters - Nothing transfers ownership amongst stoners more than lighters. Sometimes I even make a conscious effort to keep track of my light but it still gets lost.

Bring up politics - There are certain things that you shouldn't talk about while high and politics is definitely on that list. No one wants to hear you and your friend going at it about whether or not Barack Obama should be president while they are stoned. Those conversations go on forever and will almost certainly ruin your high.

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Let the blunt go out and then pass it - It should be a rule to have to relight before passing, I know when I handed it to you that it was lit.

Pass it without ashing first - I hate when your friends don't ash and they give it to you with a ton of ash on the end that is just waiting to fall right onto your shirt.

Pinch the bag - Such a dishonorable thing to do but lots of people do it, even your friends.

Bring other friends who smoke but don't throw in cash - You have to contribute if you are going to hit the blunt.  If it happens one time, we might be able to live with it but if you constantly show up right when we are about to spark up and you are always broke, we've got a problem.

Don't pack the bowl after you have packed it twice in a row - I know I am not the only one with weed here and I am not just going to keep the bowl full for everyone else. I can do that on my own, without you here. Get a Volcano for social gatherings.

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Turn on crappy music - ...or change from my music. If we are in the car or something, keep your mitts off of my radio.

Be greedy with connects - You ever have a friend that has a great connect but don't want to connect you with them. Almost as if they want to be the middle man. That's not cool.

Constantly hit on you while high - This one usually isn't an issue for me so much as it is for females. I hear females complain about guys that will only smoke them up when they are trying to bone them. At least they get free smoke out of the deal though.

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I want to hear from you guys. What other annoying things do your friends do that can ruin your high?

 

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Author: Lenny

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  1. PEOPLE WHO FUCCIN BITCH ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY ARE HIGH. Cry your fuccin self to sleep kid if you don’t like somethin’ someone else does don’t kicc it with them and while your at it get a life! By the way my kush is the best kush KIDZ!!

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    • Totally agree youre missing out on the whole idea of smoking pot, its an escape that makes anyone and everyone open and not self conscious. You are the type of person now one really wants to smoke with because youre judging them while they have already be judging themselves, they do that enough without pot think about it when you're high, Back off, be a nice person, listen to the shit music, the stupid conversations, and dont call em out on it. I never do.

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    • you probably wouldnt know kush if it hit you in the face 420 KUSH CUZZZ

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    • THE WORST ONE IS….. A friend insisting on rolling the blunt, who's awful at it.

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    • Your kush is the worst Kush you retarted Douche

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  2. This is why I smoke I only smoke with veterans.

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    • i agree, you suck dude.

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      • I wish I had more thumbs to upvote you with.

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  3. "I hear females complain about guys that will only smoke them up when they are trying to bone them. At least they get free smoke out of the deal though."

    Why would you complain about that? if it was me I'd smoke and leave. Why else would you smoke a girl up for free though? if shes just a friend she'll throw in.

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    • @Phil – Exactly…

      @Chris good point. By that logic, smoking up a chick you are trying to bone could go on the list if she is not putting in or putting out…. 😉

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      • i hate when bitches sit there and get smoked up knowing full well why they're getting that shit fo free, and then they complain about it afterwards. if im smoking a chick up ik theres a change she'll just bolt after but theres also a chance she'll bone and i accept that. but dont complain that theres some sort of unfair expectation to fuck the guy. if you want to talk about unfair lets talk about all my bud you just burned without offering to chip in. put out or shut up.

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        • point on hahahaha

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    • Fuck yeah. I'm a chick who happens to always be surrounded by men and maybe the first time I smoke with someone who doesn't know me it might happen but I mean usually after I say something gentle and we all just chill it isn't an issue anymore. Most girls you want to smoke with will do and then always throw in next time. Men pick up on shit as long as you are straight forward. If not you need to kick those teases to the curb. A free loader is a free loader no matter what's between their legs. I am sure it helps if you are smoking with chicks over the age of 17.

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    • haha I totally accept that guys just share with me so they can get some tail. I don't complain. Haha I get it free. Of course, I've taken to either pitching in to buy it or putting out. And ya know, I really don't mind putting out. I get soo horny when I'm high. (and that my friends is why I smoke with people I trust.)

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      • i wanna smoke with you Heather

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    • i'm a girl and I've had guys invite me over to their dorm to smoke and then they'd try to get me to stay but i mostly smoke with my :]buddies my two best guy friends and i always pitch in….to me its like a law. your not a smoker if you don't share

      :]its a hippie fact

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  4. man for a pothead you have a lot of complaints. you never fuck up when you're high?

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    • dude u kno that pisses you off man he just wrought out the list that you know u hate
      u kno the friend u dont smoke with because of one of these reasons

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      • How about a list about the different illiterates you find on web pages?

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        • ahaha nick. brilliant.
          and i think ajaj is right

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          • We are talking about a good time with weed and some things not to do, to make that time better, that is it. We don't need any hate here.

    • Hes mostly true for the most parts! I can relate to at least 15 out of 20

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  5. Re- Being greedy w/ connects-

    You're way off base with this, sorry. Way worse is "Keep asking me who I buy from and can I introduce you to him". Look, if you ask me who my hook-up is and I don't tell you it's because a) dude is smart and low-key and doesn't want me bringing strangers to him or b) because I'm making money/pinching off the deal.

    You know who keeps asking about connects after they are told "no"? Narcos. You're not a narco, are you? Then quit asking.

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    • yeah i think the being greedy with connects was uncalled for… in fact i think it should be on the list.
      people that bug you about your connects. I never pinch and never make profit helping someone find something at most maybe a smoke up. but i do have something called RESPECT for my connects. I may ask my connect if they mind meeting someone new but if your going to be a douche bag about it then i wont waste my time and theirs.

      then again the writer of this seems to be kinda greedy in the first place.. i don't think you need to throw in every time your smoking with someone.. its about karma dude. smoke with someone and they'll hit you back if not most likely someone else will and be ready to give back again.

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  6. Re- Being greedy w/ connects-.

    I agree 100%, and will add this, you have to protect your dude you can't be out in gatherings dropping his name. You don't take people over there unless that's what he/she wants, usually a soft intro is in order. And if someone has a good hook up and they help you out, you had better appreciate it. I know I like to keep my crimes down to misdemeanors, and I'm not sure what it is in your state but here if I gave you a bag for nothing that is distribution.

    There are some majorly uncool people out there, you have to watch out for them.

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  7. I hate it when people 'pack' the pipe after it's been hit… it forces the burnt crap into the screen, forcing premature cleaning or worse, clogging while trying to hit it. Fluffy bowls make for better hits.

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    • Fat bowls are the way to go, why are you using a screen anyways?

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  8. Oh, another thing… if I bring stash to a party, it's my stash. Don't offer the party to smoke up, 'cause I might not have enough for everybody. I don't mind sharing, but for some reason people get pissed off at ME when I don't have enough ganj for 20 people. Who do I look like, Tommy freakin' Chong?

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    • couldn't say it better myself

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  9. About the whole "free smoke, tryna bone" thing..Damn, I can't stand chicks who mooch off everyone else, or use their body for weed. Like bitches blowin boys for blunts [..thats a mouthful ;)..] I'll be toking up with a male buddy of mine, and a girl will try and cut in by rubbing up against him, and she'll get so disappointed to hear its mine, lol.
    If a girl is EXPECTING free weed from a dude or troop of dudes, they deserve to get hit on. Plain and simple.

    As a stoner girl, I'd like to declare my independence from "stoner girls" who smoke occasionally and on others dimes. They give us a grimey rep. I happen to share, smoke and buy my OWN stash, on a daily basis.

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    • dude yes i understand what ur getting at
      and bitches blowing boys for blunts XDDDD
      but girls don't all wase expect that and if some bitch wanted to get in your pants even if u didn't like her if she was gunna smoke you out you know for a fact that u would get at that now no one should complain for that bullashit

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    • i buy my own shit every day, but sometimes when im low on cash ill ask a friend to help me out, because id do the same for my friends. i dont want to get hit on. im not trying to fuck some guy to get in on his blunt, ill straight up ask you if i could blaze it. if you say no, thats cool. i have my boyfriend and it pisses me off when guys think im going to fuck them just because theyre smoking me out. on the other hand, i do hate those bitches who rub up against guys to try to smoke. go be a real stoner and roll your own damn blunt.

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    • I'm a stoner girl myself, and if anything, I have guys mooch off me. I am always the one picking up, rolling up, and smoking up with everyone. I feel like it doesn't always go that way. I always find in both defenses that it happens both ways.
      If it's not a sister, boyfriend or friend, it's someone. You can never blow up a joint in public without someone wanting a bit of that.
      I did it at a party once, inviting one friend in to join me, next thing you know, there's 5 people in the room wondering if they can have just one puff. If everyone has just one puff, there's nothing left for me, there was only one joint to begin with. I didn't even know these people.

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    • If a chick just smokes occasionally, and on others dimes…then she is not a stoner chick.

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  10. Enter text right here! OMG- the whole hold the L and not smoke thing!!!!!! My main smoke partner is notorious for this….he does it so much that a lot of times I forget we damn smoking….We go back and forth all the time about him "babysitting" the piece…then he'll spark it again, take one toke and start the cycle all over again….and I hate a motherfucka that pass the damn blunt knowing damn well it done went out and not even have the courtesy to tell me……arrrgh!

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    • damn nigga you black…. I'm white.

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  11. Agree with above.

    I got a great connection, going on years.

    How has it lasted that long? Smart, low key. No info for anyone but veterans.

    Young dumb kids almost got me in trouble this weekend, no chance they’re gonna meet the real guy.

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  12. I hate it when this doucher mark solazzo packs nuggets without breaking them up
    TOTAL FAG!

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  13. i'm a stoner and a girl, but i've never actually like blatantly used myself or body or whatnot to get free green. most people just share. maybe it's cause they still get to look at my ginormous tits, but i haven't yet been like "i'll give ya a bj for some skrill!!" i buy my own too, man. share and share alike. but, hey, if the guy's hot and i get weed outta hit- hell, i'll at least show him my tatas if he asks. XD

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    • i've got a bag right now, and you can have greenz hunny.

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      • yeah let me poop in your mouth for a couple tokes

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    • there needs to be more women like you!

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      • shut up your shits garbage

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    • thats how it should be u should not have to do some thing for a guy to some with him if ur a true stoner u can share

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      • Totally agree!! It used to be that way with me throughout my years in high school. I never had to do any "favors" to get my weed. I don't have to now either. I don't pay for my stuff but I am also a patient of theirs so I guess there is a difference.

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  14. the on thing i hate in this whole wide world is when people do not clean the weed. take out those damn stems and seeds. i have seen seeds pop out the joint and or blunt and land on something or someone and burn the cowboy shyt outta ya. one guy i was smoking with had a cherry pop and it landed inside of his shoe , he had on no socks and he had on shorts. my aunt either does not clean her weed or half ass does it. makes the blunt smoke funny , and sounds like a damn fire cracker going off. it takes me about 10 min to clean my weed. why so long you ask? cleaner weed , and a smoother smoke. everything else above i can tolerate , stuffing you pipe or blunt with uncleaned weed , drives me insane.

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    • Yeah, and for me the grinding and cleaning the weed before you smoke it is like a little ritual to pay homage to the weed gods for allowing this wonderful plant. when you get seeds and stems it doesn't taste as good, and like you said those seeds can pop like hell!

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    • You must be getting some some shwag if your worried about seeds hahahaha

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    • you must be getting some nasty ass reg to get a lot of seeds… I hardly ever find seeds in my dank

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  15. Being "greedy with connects" is the utmost BS. You just can't introduce someone randomly to a connect, that's shady as fuck. People usually find connects on their own as time goes on; nothing should be forced. I honestly think no one is greedy in terms of connects. Connects are very special, as it has always been.

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  16. I agree with most of the list… people constantly talking about how high they are, asking you how high you are, holding the L and not smoking, mess up rotation, mess the blunt/joint up, get it all wet (pause) thats so fucking annoying, talking too much, all that shit nigga! Seriously all that shit just ruins the whole experience imo.

    I used to smoke everyday with the same group of five people and we went to the same school too… we had a good thing… then all of a sudden everyone at that school who was mildly interested in weed wanted to smoke with us and that ruined our group forever cause all these fucker noobs dont know proper weed etiquette + then the group gets way overcrowded.

    Shit thats also annoying: – when ur smoking and your smoke buddy will see someone walking by/call someone and invite them to come smoke. I dont really have a problem with that but this chick i used to smoke with did that shit all the time, like you go from smoking a blunt with one other person and then all of a sudden there's 7 people wanting to hit that blunt. I mean WTF you doing bitch! fuckin bullshit.

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    • and where you smoking when you wrote this.. ? :) only kidding.. agree with ya and all..

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  17. My MAJOR gripe is when someone asks you if you want to smoke and then they only put a pinch
    of stuff in their pipe. And then THATS IT. WTF!

    Why waste my time, why smoke if its not going to work? Really though…, why get my hopes up about smoking? That annoys me like no other. I think Ill call that "Blue Lungs"

    Also, I HATE listening to peoples workday or long stories when I'm smoking. NOBODY CARES!!

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    • blue balls is still worst..

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  18. how about smoking and the same person, always, ALWAYS has to spill either the bong or a brew at some point. Like, get some fucking motor skills homie! how you gonna spill the same beer twice in the same spot in the span of 10 minutes, need to housebreak your clumsy ass. put traffic cones up around you or somethin!

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  19. Dumb ass kids who get so damn paranoid they spray the whole fuckin place up with air freshener or people who talk hella shit about how good bomb they can get or good deals they can get and it's all bs!

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    • Yeah people that get really paranoid annoy me. This one kid always tell me when I'm high ,"Shut the fuck up" or "Stop acting stupid" That person knows you're high. Which I know isn't true

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  20. I went to a college where the male to female ratio was 20 to 1. Being on of the only girls, I always made sure I either had weed to share, of money to throw donw. There is nothing more annoying then people who do pay their dues.

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    • what school did you go to?

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  21. It's supossed to be"people who DON'T pay their dues." Bad type.

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  22. Yes, I'm a stoner girl. I smoke everyday and can tell you the name of aaany shit by the smell. I don't like this whole reputation of girls bumming off guys for weed. It pisses me off because, first of all, all of my friends and I always have weed everyday, but we also share with everybodyyy.

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  23. Yes, I'm a stoner girl. I smoke everyday and can tell you the name of aaany shit by the smell. I don't like this whole reputation of girls bumming off guys for weed. It pisses me off because, first of all, all of my friends and I always have weed everyday, but we also share with everybodyyy.
    And, it's sad that some people don't want to share because if there's an extra person there i'm so down to smoke them up and i keep throwing down because i love when everybody's high.
    so fuck them niggas that think girls always take weed,
    and fuck all the girls that actually do it.
    maybe it's just me because i'm constantly baked, but usually everybody gets higher than me from less shit than i need and then some guys just won't get off of me, even after i smoke them up.
    guyssss, when a girl smokes you up and tells you to get off of her, back the fuck uppp

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    • Maybe you can tell the names of SOME shit by the smell, from your local dispensary(ies), but there are way too many strains and far too many similarities in smell to accurately and consistently differentiate between strains simply by smell.

      PS: Girls that go around trying to get smoked up for free because they're hot, should HAVE to put out for being such manipulative whores -_-

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    • THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I get more guys high, than guys get ME high. We're just independent and not broke whores, putting out just to get high. We're just badasses(;

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  24. Joe E i agree with you 100% it pisses me off when the same person blows out the fresh bowl 3 times in one night, i mean shit if your ganna cough that much at least bowl the piece away from you. another thing that annoys me is when you tell your buddy that the bong has to much water and they shit there trying to convince you "no man it's perfect lemme just hit it." then they go an hit it and suck bong water all up the sides, onto there lips, and all over he mouth piece then complain about it like its not their fault.

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  25. The thing that really gets to me mostly is the music thing. I am a musician and I smoke every once in a while with my buddies. When we do it at my place I always put some good music on but there's always some dick who just wants to put some shitty music on. If your smoking at my place your going to listen to MY music, respect the music. Listening to some Led Zep, Jimi Hendrix or The Doors and then suddenly it changes to some rap shit, not cool.

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    • that's a bummer, i feel the exact opposite about the music thing.. when my friends & i go on burn cruises, we always take my car (my station wagon never gets pulled over), & i ALWAYS make sure everyone gets a chance to put on their music. like, when the bowl is going around i get to pick background music, but after that we throw the ipod into rotation. it seems way more fair to let everyone pick a couple songs, so that everyone is happy & no one fights about the music.

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  26. i hate wen people start trippin out real bad cuz there light weights. and it just blows your hight. pisses me off.

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  27. Be greedy with connects – You ever have a friend that has a great connect but don't want to connect you with them. Almost as if they want to be the middle man. That's not cool.

    for real man if they were to take you there they would be watched if you know any thing about being a connect. NO NEW FACES

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  28. Duuuuuude, you're so right on all of these rules! This shit happens all of the time…….

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  29. I HATE it when my friends wont give me a good connect i buy alot of weed and i hate the middle man bullshit!

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    • haha I never have this problem cuz i live in Holland!!
      Here almost no one has connects, everyone just buys weed from the coffeeshops. You can just go to a 'coffeeshop' which is just a store where you can buy weed. Man I love my country for that

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      • California is on the progress of "New Holland". In Oakland actually have the Blue Sky Coffee place and they literally named Oaksterdam. They also have the university where they teach all of the medical marijuana law shit, how to grow them and etc. And there are more and more cannabis club where people that could go in and buy their shit without having going through any connections. Sometimes the connections would give you the bullshit weed. Looking forward for the new revolution soon in America!

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  30. I hate it when they let me pack a bowl in front of them and then they don’t smoke.

    I also hate it when they use words like prerrrogative or frabjous.
    And f*ing forget it, when they breathe out. Like what the fuck, I’m smoking here and you’re contaminating my air with carbonous exhalations. EWWW
    I hate it when my buds decide to check their minnow traps half-way through a giant blunt.
    It is ridiculous when they google common items like pandas and kittens while high.
    After smoking with you, moving on to heavier drugs and underachieving for the rest of their lives in shitty tourist trap towns.
    Not passing before fighting a grizzly-bears with plastic lightsabre toys.
    While smoking, compiling a list of stuff to bitch about the slightest shit that can happen while smoking.

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    • the minnow trap hahahaha. the blunt is the simplest it gets. just a lighter and the spice! too bad ur friends missed the simplicity. No point of putting out a flame that is warming up your home… I guess i would have to smoke the bleez by myself!

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  31. friendlessly getting high and writing sarcastic comments on message boards.

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  32. just wanted to add to holding the blunt and talking without smoking. I knew one kid that would milk a bong and then continue to talk without holdng the top and i would just watch the smoke drift out. Then when he was done with his story he would milk it up again…..so frustrating

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  33. Can’t agree more, Filip

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  34. dude, not ALL girlsbum for weed!! I think it depends on where your from & who you hang wit
    cuz yeah, i do know some girls that might do that
    but I hang with my homie & da gitls mostly buy the weed
    before i moved, i sed to burn with my stoney bud like 3x a day! once before school, once after, and once at night.
    abd whenever she had guys or girls friends with us, the guys usually were da broke ones & never paid up!!

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  35. I didn't read through the comments but you forgot a couple:

    -When someone prematurely tries to grab the blunt out of your hand

    -When someone asks for the blunt (you'll get it nigga, fuckin chill)

    -When you take more hits than previously stated by everyone else (puff puff pass, triple puff pass, whatever, set the rule with the group, usually it's already established) [basically CHIEFING]
    -if you paid for everyone to smoke on your blunt (say its a dub), this is the ONLY time it's okay to take three hits to everyone's two. You paid for everyone, it's your bud, it's okay to take a little more. Just don't be completely unfair.

    one of my BIGGEST problems with fucking noobs, and even some people who claim to smoke everyday for years:

    -torching the whole fucking bowl. Save the friggin greens for EVERYONE in the group, or don't smoke at all. If you're going to be a greedy asswipe stealing all of the green hit, FUCK YOU. You don't know how to properly smoke. CORNERING is ETIQUETTE! Corner the god damn bowl. (this is why blunts are better, everyone is getting a good hit, no worry about ashy hits, which actually leads into my next point)

    -When you get the ash hit of the bowl, and don't get any weed at all, and you pass it back to the person packing the bowl, and, after they pack the bowl, start the rotation from the beginning, either skipping you and/or everyone after you (until the person who packs the bowl's turn). The person who gets the ash hit gets to take the first hit from the bowl. ALWAYS. Do not be a prick about this rule.

    -people who constantly complain about how other people are smokin DURING THE SESSION (save your bitching, just don't invite them again)
    -The occasional "way to nigga lip this, dude" is definitely allowed though (that shit aint acceptable)

    -talking shit about other people's rolling before you even see them roll. Even worse, talking shit about someone else's roll, you taking the rolling job instead, and then you fucking it up. Worst yet, combine 1 and 2 but add that the person who's roll job got shit talked's blunt was better.

    -coughing or being loud when you're trying to be quiet (coughing in any other circumstance where its okay to be loud is okay. who the fuck cares if you cough a lot? as long as you don't hold up the smoking for more than 5 seconds, you're fine)

    -when someone passes above the dash when driving. Keep that shit low nigga.

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    • id yea id only say that the person who packs the bowl ALWAYS gets first hit, then person who got ashy hit can have second, and if they know howto corner well, second is just as good

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    • I totally hate when someone just pass the shit as if they wanted to be seen by other drivers. Pass it low, dude, keep it discreet!

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  36. I've been smoking regularly for years, and I'd never smoke with you man. Too many rules, this is supposed to be a chill experience.

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  37. dude so wrong. as long as no smoke "puffs" out ur not wasting any. for niggaz that want a bigger hit, lettem light that shit. I meen a rollin bowl hits, but so does a sparked one.

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  38. when you just rolled a blunt that isnt all that good and a dude you can tell doesnt smoke alot has the freakin nerve to tell you that you need to learn to roll better that basically just makes me want to light the blunt just to push it in there eye and tell them to roll there own god damn blunt assholes

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  39. for the one that says chicks complaining about getting hit on after being smoked up.. its dissing the guys. not the girls. its pretty much saying guys will smoke chicks up to get with them, ive seen it plenty of times. guys that will wanna smoke me up and when were all high they try and get wit me. its not saying that girls put their bodies out, its saying guys try to get a girl by smoking them up. doesnt mean the girl lets them.

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  40. dude is complaining to much about how stingy he is with his weed true stoners all get repaid in the end

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  41. how bout complaining that your friends are annoying to blaze with.. cause this article annoyed the shit outta me lol

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  42. i agree with the telling a story while holding the blunt/joint. also if youre gunna try and do little smoke tricks like rings or whatever, try on your last hit then pass. i got this one friend we call tbag and hes always trying to do stupid shit on his first hit, so while hes fuckin around the joint/blunt is just burning away getting wasted.

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  43. i love politics and ive had some of my greatest discussions when im stoned with my buddies talking about shit like that

    and just cuz your my friend doesnt mean you get my connects. if my connect wants to meet you cuz ive mention u enough sure thats fine but yes ill middle man a for you.

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  44. people who complain about not getting greens when they didnt pitch on it

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  45. I hate when you are smoking at a friends, and their friends come over and act like tools. I love to share and meet new ppl. But when I'm the one packing the bowl….its kind of a bummmer_female stoner

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  46. omfg when people start a story right before they take their hits its so fucking annoying.

    when the blunt clip gets taken by someone who didnt even pay or someone who didnt pay smokes and then they wont smoke you up later. fuck that.

    when people smoke cigarettes while the buds still being smoked its annoying. once you light a bogie-your out. i smoke cigarettes and i wait. its etiquette.

    when youre done smoking and one person doesnt have a boge. ill give one cig out at the end of smoking bud if someone doesnt have one. id want them to do the same for me cus a newport after a blunt is the best shit.

    when someone laughs into the bowl or bong. its the equivalent of dropping a blunt or spilling alcohol. so aggravating

    when someone tells you their dealer is good, you go get your money and come back, then they ask their dealer and find out you cant get bud. dont say you can get something if you cant.

    when you smoke with people and someone leaves right after your done to go hangout with another group of people. that shits rude.

    if someone takes you on a blunt ride, or drives you to get the bud-but doesnt throw down money, they can get down on the bud if they ask. you wouldnt even be smoking if it werent for them.

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    • on the flip side of "when someone tells you their dealer is good, you go get your money and come back, then they ask their dealer and find out you cant get bud. dont say you can get something if you cant." its also annoying when your the middle man for someone and your dealer says he can get it for you, then the person your getting it for doesnt have enough money!
      WTF IS UP WITH THAT?!

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      • totally agree, same as keep your dealer to yourself or else theyll all get ratted on n we wont have any

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  47. You complain way too much. Most of the points on the list are things we don't give a shit about.

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  48. I usually burn with seasoned tokers, but somkin with a couple herb virgins once in a while is actually pretty awesome & hilarious lol

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  49. haha, pretty good stuff

    Putting on crappy music definitely, especially when your hotboxing a car. Good music is essential.

    Another thing is when you're hot boxing a car and afterwards you're basking in the wonderful delicious aroma of a freshly smoked blunt in tight quarters and someone lights a god damn cigarette. Some people don't seem to understand the difference between a fat $20 blunt of kush and a .15 cent Newport cigarette, or that people who don't smoke cigarettes don't want to be stuck in a little box with you sharing your air if you've got to have a cigarette after you finish your blunt. aaaaaaannoying

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  50. You're all a bunch of fags. For being stoners you take the shit waaay too seriously. Lighten the fuck up and enjoy it for what it is. A bonding experience with your buddies. No offense to the medicinal users out there but 90% of us don't use it for "medicinal purposes". Peace nigs.

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  51. one that gets me the most is the "pretending i'm not high" deal. like are they trying to prove something? just chill back n enjoy mang!

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  52. 100% on the spot. i think you should put in this because i know everyone knows a guy that smokes half of the thing on one turn and you end up with the damn roll and it`s more fucked up when there are a lot of people that way none of us get high and he`s fuck`n passed out

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  53. worst thing ever, shitty rollers….if you can't roll the shit, don't try when your with other people, learn how on your own fucking time. there is one girl that almost never has her own weed (and if she does it's someone else's who gave it to her) yet she gets high every day. Very rarely does she have a sac. I don't always have money to chip in, but I ALWAYS bring weed when i hang out with my friends

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  54. my friend complains about never getting a first hit, when he's just along for the ride. seeing as how we just used a crappy homemade bowl every time, this is almost a problem, but hes really clumsy and is always blowing out the bowl and stuff too, so he is just lucky to get some green in the first place.

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  55. There’s always that one person who coughs into the pipe or bong and the first couple of times is pretty funny, but then it gets pretty annoying and it’s a waste of weed.

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  56. i fuckin hate it when bitches always think they can smoke for free.

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  57. DRAMA QUEENS-i hate it when you don't have much money and can only get a dime and when you go back and smoke it with a buddy,they over dramatize the high as if they just hit they hail mary of high lol,also when you get shit and cant even get a buzz and they fake the high and act blazed out of there mind

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  58. dont ever ever ever spill the bong water or spill drinks

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  59. i need to get those papers to selma

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  60. people who will constantly say they see a cop, or say things like "what if a cop comes" and become so paranoid… that just ruins it

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  61. Oh my God!
    I agree with everything!
    i hate it when people ask me if i’m high all the time (especially if they don’t smoke weed) , steal my lighters, think there story is more important then smoking the joint, and/or don’t fuckin ash before they pass it.
    it’s common courtesy!!

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  62. agreed completely… I hate wet mouth! also i hate it when people act like they trippin balls, like they're on shrooms or somethin. uit gets annoying real fast.

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  63. I'm from Holland and we don't have to the same rules, but I will name a few me and my friends follow:

    – The person who rolls the joint sparks it.

    – Do not leave the circle! even when you dont going to smoke anymore.

    – No cigarette smoking in the circle!

    – Don't ask for the joint.

    – We don't have the rule puff puff pas, but pass so everyone gets a turn.

    Allright that's about the basics , but the music rule is also important!

    Peace

    Marty

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    • Hey dude i'm from Holland to!
      But srsly i got lucky, my friends seem to know all this shit from the day they were born!

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  64. Younger people that have more recently started being a middleman, or a dealer, and think they are so amazing because of this, while you have been smoking for over thirteen years, and the last thing you want to do is have a dick measuring contest with some prick that believes the size of his roor is directly proportionate to how skilled he is.

    People that are only aware of a very limited amount of marijuana culture, yet have grinders, tall bongs, digital scales, basically all the bling, but zero style.

    Being forced to listen to lyrics because they are somehow revelatory about an ancient practice that goes way beyond the doltish blubbering of some fad-whoring moron.

    People that believe the way to smoke is what you see on black rap videos; smoke pouring out your mouth while you squint as cooly as you can at whatever device you happen to be using, thus wasting the entire hit or drag.

    People that are so obsessed with using the 'correct' lingo that you cant even have a decent little conversation with them even though they know what you are saying, but they just want you to use their cute little code words for everything.

    People that think it is fun to talk out loud, in volume, about how hungry they are and how we all need to go to some shit-hole, buzz kill, money wasting dump like IHOP or fast food in general.

    Definitely, people that ask if you are high. Almost even once is too much.

    Definitely packing a bowl without breaking up a beautiful nug that begs for skillful breaking.

    During, or after, smoking, they decide their phone is their connection to God. Go home if you are so important that you need to be on your little neurotic facebook while you are stoned. DB.

    People that ONLY smoke blunts, and are actually AFRAID to smoke out of a bong, because they are just too stupid to figure out how to control their diaphragm to take a hit correctly.

    People that tell you the weed has lots of hairs, and red hairs at that. I will show you red hairs when I am done smashing your skull against the corner of the coffee table, you clown.

    People that assume an authority figure is somehow going to metabolize in your goddam trash can, broom closet, or in the rotation.

    People that knowingly hit a bowl as hard as they can, basically burning all of the herb in the process and sometimes sucking it into the stem, because they think that is how it is done, then of course they blow it all back out a half-second later.

    – one of the best things can bring out the most inconsiderate quirks in us humans –

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    • metabolized huh? Materialized is the word you were looking for…

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  65. It fuckin pisses me off when friends that your with decide that they would rather listen to their ipod than talk to you especially after smoking your bud

    But nothing is worse than a mooch; someone that never has money to pitch and always ends up smoking your bud. Im the guy that always has weed and there are some people that I don't mind smoking out on a regular basis because they are just chill people who repay me by letting me crash at their places and stuff but then there are people who take advantage of my generosity and smoke all my bud, invite others to do the same and do nothing to give back what they take and then get all offended when you tell them they can't smoke….Im sure everyone knows somebody like that

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  66. paranoid people are the worst when there like dude did u hear that, i think the cops are here.
    chill out its all good baby

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  67. My friend told me about this site and it sucks. Everybody who goes on this blog or whatever is a loser. Great, you blaze… so does everybody else. Yeah smoking is great but you don't have to be a fucking tool and talk about "veteran smokers" or any of the dumbass shit here. Just relax.

    Having said that the Cheech and Chong video is halarious.

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  68. and they are stupid bitches FOR TEH LOSE. GET BACK IN TEH KITCHEN

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  69. "don't cough"

    Some of us have asthma you fucking douchebag.

    Learn to be more tolerant.

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  70. mother fuckers that talk in high pitched voices because they thinks its funny. and say there high off of two hits of some mexican dirt weed.

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  71. ok too the assholes who bitch about money. being a stoner isnt about getting cash its about hang'n out with some friends kickin' back and gettn high. sometimes you got the bud and sometimes your friends do, share and share alike ppl. help each other out dont be dicks.
    6 months outa the year I got the shit the rest my friends help me out. quit thinking about me me me.
    to the guys who are smoken out girls just to get laid, how pathetic are you? really that the only way you can get some cause thats just sad.

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    • nah nigga you aint throw in on it dont be thinking you hittint he blunt, drop that shit before i drop you lol

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  72. anybody who goes on this blog is a tool. you smoke weed, great….. so does everyone else

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  73. first bong hit pissed me off! on kid was either not stoned at all and acting or annoying as hell when he's stoned. he kept going on like "awwhhh i love you guys! " all the time and was pissing everyone off! my second bong hit was annoying too cause it was in a stair well outside and this guy was talking soo much when we told him to shut up and then he was coughing intensely until we left the stairs. everytime after that was fine considering i never smoked with them ever again.

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  74. i'll agree that seeing all these "rules" written out here is sort of ridiculous, because YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW. its not fucking rocket science – just be courteous. everybody makes mistakes. just try not to be a dick – and that goes for the people being annoyed too. if you just say, "hey man, i know you're not paying attention, but try to keep the blunt going." will get your point across and not cause any problems. you can't just let shit fester up inside. life isn't about that. gotta have free mind, free mouth, and free ears dude

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  75. every time i gte gigh with my homies i get beat on there ALWAYS PUNICHING ME AROUND IS IT CUZ IM BOTHERING THEEM I THINK IT IS A LILTTLE BECAUSE WHEN IM COOL AND DONT BOTHER THEM EVERYTHINGS GOOD AND ANOTHER THING IS WHEN THEY TELL ME I CANT SMOKE WITH THEM THIS TIME BCAUSE SOMEONE ELSE IS COMING.OH WELL WTF MY HOMIES ON THE WAY TO GET A QP ANYWay

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    • lmfao shut the fuck up you clown bitchin about getting beat up around your friends they prolly aint your friends kiddd and by the sounds of it you prolly got your bitchass jacked pickin up that quap

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  76. panda i like yours when my homies come over to my house and i get stoned with them here always perinoied and nervous sparaying al kinds of shit everywere and cleaning all the ash up and shit im like sit the fuck down and chill the fuck out

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  77. UGH I hate it when people constantly say how high they are…I told two of my friends I was spending $60 for 4/20 and they were all, "We're gonna be sooooo high!" WTF? And then when we DID smoke that day one chick kept saying "Happy 4/20" over and over and everyone's high was blown. It's like, STFU!!

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  78. alls i know is, dont pack a bow all the way to the top cus when you hit it its goin to fluff and spill.

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    • learn how to pack a bowl then brotha

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  79. WHEN THE MOTHA F*CKA TORCHES THE BOWL..
    I TRY AND MAKE THE BOWL LAST AND SOME FAT ASSHOLES JUST SWALLOW IT DOWN IN ONE HIT LIKE ITS COOL THAT THEY DID THAT..

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  80. i hate it when someone doesn't corner the bowl and completely tourch it

    i also hate it when i'm with a group of people that don't know how to pass a blunt that's almost to the roach and you end up burning your fingers because the kid doesn't know how to pass it

    also when you have that annoying guy that says he acts fine when around people high and always almost get's the group busted because of how stupid they act in public

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  81. my friend takes crazy… huge hits off my bong, and never throws in money… so im sitting there with a cashed bong, not high at all, and no weed left, that i paid for. not cool, dont be stupid.

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  82. ugh i know, some guys won't stop talking or start hitting on me when we're high, it's like dude shut the fuck up we 're high

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  83. omg last night, the dude kept talking while holding the blunt! just pass the damn thing!! we're not you're therapy group so quit blabbing

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  84. ….you want how much for that !!!?

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  85. i fucking hate when people act like they are higher then they are

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  86. fuckin beat on the wall like its a muthafuckin drum

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  87. When someone who has the pipe takes a hit, then says something to distract everybody and make them start talking, and then they take another hit after they say something… Pass the bowl you stingy fuck. And when that ONE spaz of the group always looks like he's mentally retarted at ALL TIMES and won't shut the fuck up about stupid shit.

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  88. i never have an issue with my friends hitting on me…we hit on each other sober also so it’s just like what ever to me…im a lesbian…the guys know they can’t get with me no matter how hard they try…i never have an issue with the no throwing in cash thing.we basically all share our weed when we have it…something that annoys me the most though is people who think theyre connected to a higher power when there high….when my ex gf and i smoke together she’s always saying that weed comes from god and that buddah would of wanted it that way..its all like stfu chick…i don’t mind the music thing though..i basically just smoke to the beat…and everytime m frinds and i are smoking down we always have the bowl going left and cigarettes going right…so it annoys me when i have both the weed and the cigarette and some motha fuckers can’t wait to pass the cigarette to me…it also annoys me when people make out half way through the bowl and forget that they’re smoking weed so it ends up just being me and one other person smoking…i mean why the fuck can’t they wait to do that shit until after we’re done..i’ve seen people fuck right in te middle of the circle…i do undersand that weed does get some people high..and i would be a hipocrit if i said it didn’t do the same for me..but it should be common curtasy to wait at least until the weed is all gone.

    -courtney rae-

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  89. i hate when im smoking with someone who has a super high tolerance, and no matter how much weed we burn, he or she constantly says they are not high. They are so annoying!!

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  90. im stoned told you read above

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  91. You know what i frickin' hate my "best friend's" brother is a dealer and i bought a 10 of him and my friend was like you got that off my brother didn't you? so i can have some..i said yeah i share anyway, but she took half of the bag of me and didn't smoke it with me it still pisses me off to this day the ugly b*tch grrrrrrrrr.Just cuz the stingy bastard if you can't afford your own then don't smoke it.

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  92. I don't mind people wanting to stay middleman for their respective low-profile dealers. But worst is when they don't want to share contacts AND are to lazy to even hook you up. Or blame they don't have time. Or say they got awesome dealers when they take an assload of time too hook you up.
    Even worse than that, you get a contact, call him up or send an SMS but after a few times they just won't deal to you anymore cause you didnt know how the dealer wanted you to encrypt messages, or if he wants you to call instead of sending an SMS. Fucking tell me what to do and I will do it, don't expect me to know every dealers customs and ethics. They are all different.

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    • how bout you find your own dealer. dealers dont like dealing with strangers. and you should know better

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  93. I hate it even more when i smoke with someone and then they are super quiet. It's the most awkward high!

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    • YOU GOT THE WRONG FRIENDS

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  94. i hate when someone starts telling you how "trippin" you are. thats far more worst than just telling how high they are

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  95. I hate it when I smoke with my smoking buddy (not friend, cause from the people I know I can count only like 4 friends) and we finish smoking and he goes right to his Xbox 360 to play Fifa, leaving me in the patio smoking the roach cause he doesn´t like them roaches… So I finish smoking, an hour passes and his still there…we end up doing shit.

    I stopped chilling with him cause of that, so yea……..smoking by myself, tho.

    I´m new to my town, lol.

    Keep blazing and chill, don´t trip…everybody can make mistakes.

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  96. I cant stand it when people don't throw in something. I am a chick, and I keep my own stuff. I ration so I won't run out, but if I have to keep buying my smoking buddies, then I will run out. Stop blaming it on your lack of money, if you can afford a pack of cigs then you can give me 5 bucks for the 4 joints we just toked on

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    • Nobody needed to know you were a woman.

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      • Bc shes a he. I dont see guys ssying im a dude after each comment. Or ur a t.s, if not then your really ugly

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      • I’m sorry you have such an allergic reaction to women.

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    • I got 5 on it call your plug lets get keyed

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      • **grab yo four oh (40) let’s get keyed

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  97. i hate that in parties there is friends who smoke with me, but others dont smoke pot.. later at partie they bitch about that, that they are bored and we r not

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  98. i Hate wen dudes allways expect meh tu pay for the weed wn i bought it the time before nn before dat nn now he askin meh for blacks dis dude need tu get a job nn grow da fuck up i aint pay for it no more nn it annoys the hella outta meh cuz he ask my cuz tu like wtf lmao he need tu grow up nn get his money like a grown man

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    • Your grammar is impeccable…

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  99. hatin on peeps who think they are the shit when they are baked, man your just high.

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  100. i fuckin hate it when people touch me to much. its like seriously if you want to touch something go home and play the skin flute for a while cuz im not interested!i fucks up my high and thats just not right. much love,much smoke. P3ACE!

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  101. When they start to get paranoid and freak you out!

    Man i Fuckin hate when people change the song you put on !

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  102. ok how about when you're trying to smoke out the car and someone turns on the air or cracks a window uber f.. up

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  103. this one should be the most annying one to almost every stoner; you're all baked having a good time it's all fun…and then this motherfucker takes out his phone and decides it would be funny to record everyone baked as fuck…. totally ruined my high and put me in a bad fucking trip. Why the fuck would you wanna keep evidence?!

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    • Finally somebody says it!!! My best friend does that shit, not like he does anything incriminating with it, but still.

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  104. a have a friend that never stops talking a bout how high he is.

    Example:
    Eric: dude are you high
    Me: ya bro im pretty blazed
    Eric: dude im like really high. im so high i cant feel my hands.
    Me: cool dude
    Eric: ya that shit was really bomb. im still really high. are you?

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  105. i hate when people ask to smoke and then they dont have anything. like its always up to you to provide.

    or if youre kinda light weight (like me, so damn skinny) and everyone is tryin to smoke all your weed when they need a lot to get high. thats just rude.

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  106. I hate it when you go downstairs because everyone is smoking a bowl, but when you get there, they’re already done. And even though there’s plenty of green to be smoked, and you smoke them up all the time. They just go “Oh… Yeah we smoked. Sorry” and just ignore you and don’t even load a little snapper or something for you to hit once. Just fucking RUDE.

    If someone just came in even after I cashed the bowl, I’d load them a little something. It’s no fun to be sitting around people who feel nice and high when you don’t.

    Very Very rude. Biggest pet peeve about smoking ever.

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  107. When my friends WON'T FUCKING CHILL OUT!
    Seriously every time it's like "Chill, dude chill, you're going to get us caught, dude, dude, DUDE!…..chill……No but seriously chill"

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  108. when someone takes a really hard hit; and they don't pull it away , then they cough into your bowl- causing an eruption of fucking ash and half-burnt weed all over my desk C:

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  109. One of the worst/ most annoying things to ever happen to me while smoking is i just bought a new piece and I wanted to smoke with this girl I was interested in. So anyways it was outdoors and I went behind some trees to go smoke with this girl. I couldn't have taken more than a hit when literally 6 people came out asking for hits. Like what the fuck, if I wanted to smoke with you I would have fucking asked you.

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  110. i hate that guy who's always broke and never had pitched in but first to piss on the quality of the weed and saying "my stuff is so much better "

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  111. I dropped the weed once when i was trying to load a bowl, never felt so bad in my life. One of my friends always asks if im high and just recently i went off on him, so i took his turns to teach him a lesson.Also nothin bothers me more than when someone who isn't high tries to fuck with you cuz they know youre high.

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  112. My old smoking buddy had a behavior disorder and when my phone broke he wouldn’t give me the dealers number he said if I invited him over he’d give me the number so he came over gave me a fake number stole some weed and 40 dollers and now he won’t respond 2 my calls or txts and I haven’t had any bud since then it’s been 3 months I’m going insane and no I’m not a fucking chick

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  113. I'm guilty of showing up and not paying when my friends are gonna buy. But I've fixed that and started smoking them out when I buy a pound or two.

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  114. Im a stoner chick and I hate it when some guy butts into my circle or girls (With nothing to throw in) and hits on everyone. Dude wtf. you just got free pot, get the fuck off everyone.

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  115. don’t know to how many people this has happened, but I used to smoke all the time, and sometimes this dude would pull a double or even triple party foul.

    One time he knocked over the bong, spilling the water onto the weed, and then getting up saying “oh shit” trying to pick up the bong but kicking the sack, spilling the weed out of that too. triple foul… not cool. Needless to say, I don’t hang out with him anymore. It’s not that I didn’t like the guy, but he would always do something terrible and not even apologize. All his apologies were obviously patronizing. I really don’t like arrogant people like that.

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  116. i hate the fuck out of niggas who think "match" is the same thing ass "simply smoke together" no nigga dont bring your nick of reggie and thing your getting ANY of the g of my kush

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  117. most def girl.. it makes me sick when other girls try to break the group between me and my stoner buds. just because you're a slut won't get you any closer to the smokin circle. i'm proud to have my own bud consistantly. then if i by chance hit a dry spell i don't have to feel guilty about getting smoked up.

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  118. I am a 29 year old stoner chick & I ALWAYS have a jar, not a sack!!! I only vape nuggs nowadays (as of the last 2 years). I first started toking at age 22 (I was SUPER strait egded until then, like I broke up with dudes for smoking reefer!!!) My 1st time a "friend" of mine from high school told me the only way I could get high was for HIM to hit the pipe, then kiss me with it in his mouth… I was like FUCK THAT!!! YOU just smoked from that glass pipe & so will I!!! So my stoney adventures started out pretty scary as it went from my "buddy" & I listening to music in his 74 VW bus & talking about how our city sucked to him trying to kiss me & feel me up!!! I got out of his bus & roamed my town aimlesly until I found Friendly's where my ex worked. I chilled there until I was strait enough to walk home. My ex was SHOCKED I got high, & not so shocked at ALL that our mutual friend had got me high & then thought I'd be down to fuck. Sad shit. Now the guy that got me ripped that very 1st time is a "hippie" on the run from the law, roaming from state to state. My point in all this is NOT EVERY GIRL PUTS OUT!!!

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    • I FOR REAL don't even know how to flirt & have only TRIED to flirt with or put out for my man!!! I now have an awesome fiance who I blow vaporizer shotguns to every night!!! Poor guy has NO clue how to hit my vape (Da Buddha) & burns ALL my nuggs every single time he tries!!! (THAT IS ANNOYING!!!) BUT I love him, so shotguns it is!!! Who would have ever thought the thing that freaked me out my very first time would be what I was doing with my fiance 7 years later!!!

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  119. when they are trying to pack it and drop the weed and cant find it i hate that shit it just annoys me cuz they didnt pay for that shit and now the're losing it i mean learn how to pack a bowl it aint that hard

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  120. I'm a stoner, and what pisses me off the most is when people go around saying they can get the best shit ever and it's like 0.8g of fucking leaves. Yeah, fucking "High Grade" Lmfao.

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  121. You guys are negative as fuck about smoking weed. I share my weed because people like to smoke me out all the time and I like to return the favor.
    By the way, Waynes World is the best thing you could ever watch while stoned.

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  122. Oh. I found something I really don't like. My brother will hit the pipe and either hold on to the lighter and pass the pipe, or just toss the lighter down and pass the pipe. We're obviously smoking a bowl and I can't just pull a lighter out of the air real quick.

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  123. mad annoying when a bowl is almost cashed and the high kid checks to see if there is another hit by pushing down the ash with his finger to see if any bud is left, not only does this clog the piece and force the owner to clean it sooner it also leaves you with an ashy finger which they'll probably end up wiping on your new couch lol, just use the lighter and scrape away the top ash much easier, doesnt clog the piece, and you don't get ash on your shit

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  124. When people get over emotional. You friend starts a fight with your other friend because he hates him. Smoke in peace.

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  125. When someone plays music that you are not into while you are high, ex. rap/hip-hop,top 40 crap, and country are buzz killers for me. I cannot enjoy my high. I like to listen to anything rock or blues, because Ill enjoy my buzz a whole lot better. Another thing is people going on about their drama too, I mean isn't that the purpose of weed is to get away from it in the first place.

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  126. u really want to know what is annoying while smoking with ur buddies… i smoke wit h alot of my friends and the most annoying thing i have ever seen is when i get my friends fucked up and music comes on and they start singing thinking they are the greatest singers of all time.. shakin there head singing and crap.. im like.. i want to listen to the music not u!!! lol

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  127. ur all trippin thats what blazin is all about . . u dont like it just stfu quit bitchin wtf. . u all sound retarted! . . enjoy the weed and grow up!

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  128. I'll add a few to the list.
    People who start trying to spin you out or get aggressive to you. Like calling you a 'motherfucker' with a shady expression on their face like they're gonna do something bad to you but they are actually just joking.
    People who bother you with their paranoia. For instance they tell you not to smoke near the windows cause they think someone will see you, or they tell you not to talk too loud coz there could be cops hiding outside. Fuck off and chill out, it's time for these people to get off the weed for a while.
    People who blow the bong in your face. Yeah I know it's funny as hell to sneak up on someone and blow it in their face, but don't do it by accident man!
    People who blow the bong in your pets face. Come on man, do it at your own home but not to my dog.

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  129. Since I stopped smoking weed I masturbate up to 5 times more often, woo hoo!

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  130. People stop telling me to roll a blunt because i won't. Ifyou ask me thats totaly different.

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  131. People who constantly ask you to load another bowl, and when its there turn to pitch in they're greedy with it ugh..

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  132. This website disgusting.

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  133. Super annoyance: When people come over to smoke then eat you out of house and home.

    I also feel the need to curb-stomp fuckers who pinch other people's weed. It's not yours, keep your grubby hands out of it.

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  134. I used to have a friend who gave me one of his extra pipes. After that, every time he came over he expected me to smoke him out without throwing down. He would feed me the line, "Well you wouldn't be smoking if it weren't for me" or some kind of bullshit like that.

    I get maybe the first few times, to show my gratitude, but EVERY flippin' time???? Just a little ridiculous.

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  135. As far as the last one, yeah it is extremely annoying when you light up with a bunch of guy friends, and they won't keep their fucking hands off of you. BIGGEST BUZZKILL EVER. I'm high, and not fucking single dude. Back the fuck up off me. Now, when I light up with my boyfriend? I'm horny as all hellllll. He calls me the leach when I'm high cause I never cease to suck on his neck. Best sex is the wild, stoned kind. No doubtt.

    But for real, some girls are NOT in the mood at all when high, and some are. We're not gonna fuck you cause you gave us bud. I'll pitch in, but my vagina isn't the fucking deal bro. Damn.

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  136. I hate it when my buddies start getting all loud and obnoxiously screaming. Like learn to handle MY weed. Or when you smoke with that one guy who smokes, doesn’t talk, and goes to sleep.

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  137. i hate when ppl drop the weed…

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  138. HILARIOUS!!!!I couldnt stop thinking about this .Brought back alot of memories and made me want to add a couple.When you call me on the phone dont talk about it. Dont pull up to my house and have your music blaring rev your engine,talk shit to my neighbors or give any reason for anyone to come knock at my door. Dont leave anyone waiting in your car EVER by the way you'll be at my house for a minute so plan on kickin back..dont come in my house droppin' names askin do I know so and so or in any other way. I DONT KNOW NOBODY!!!! Dont be steppin' on anybodies toes,Dont be braggin about any crimes you or someone you know may be involved with and dont brijng any stolen shit to my house EVER. Dont put my freedom in any more jeopardy than I all ready am. Try not to forget that felonies arnt for free so dont think your gonna get same deal as me. dont ask for a front and dont be bringing me an empty bag if your gonna complain about the quality and want your money back one hit and you know . dont use my phone or give out my number and dont tell anyone where i live. thanks for the laughs.xD

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  139. Playing a board game, Apples to Apples, or a card game like Uno can be so much fun after smoking a bowl, however I REALLY get annoyed when someone suggests playing video games. Video games are fun and all, but with a group, some people are left to watch while the majority of the group is playing. Then communication is down graded to grunts and the occasional "OHHHHHHHH!" It's also annoying because some people are better at playing particular games while others are just flailing around stoned. I usually end up opting to go to bed or chill out alone in my room watching a movie or reading a book when this happens. If they were smokin' my bud, I'd make sure we did something fun for the whole group.

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  140. i hate when your smokin with your buddy and his girl and they keep passing it back and forth to each other, or when they start fighting and blow everybodies high, happens almost every day at my brothers house

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  141. steal your buddies phones just to like HMJ on their facebook page

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  142. One thing that really pisses me off is when my friends hog (or outright jank) all of the green in one hoot. It's a big bowl! Leave some of the good stuff for me, too please and thank you! It's like giving expensive chocolates to someone only to watch them pop them down their throats without chewing.

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  143. I'm a female smoker and have been smoked out by people I am not interested in. If I offer to chip in, or swap bowl for bowl, and you refuse, I'm not going to fight you. But don't assume it means we're going to grope on your futon. It does not.

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  144. Maybe sometimes Im talking to much, but hey who care thats cause im feeling happy :)

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  145. When i get high with my best friend, she always asks me if im high all the time and it’s sooo annoying. Another thing is when im smoking with my best friend and someone coughs, she always calls them a pussy. It’s like shut the fuck up and stop thinking your so fucking cool because someone coughed and you didn’t. Like grow the fuck up, we can’t help it. Another thing is she will always be like “take a (her name) hit.” But my best friend is very cocky and thinks she’s soo cool and is always a bitch when we are in front of people. Something else i hate is i have this one friend when after we smoke she will eat like all your food and it pisses me off so bad. It’s like go to your own house and eat your own fucking food.

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  146. I hate it when im in a coffeeshop (i live and study in amsterdam)

    and ask me for a fuckin paper or filter while there tons at the bar or for a lighter or grinder.

    if your in a coffeeshop ur a smoker pack ur own shit and just let me blaze up.

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  147. excessive coughing. seriously, stop coughing your lungs out EVERY time you take a hit. it's annoying and disgusting, and it makes me feel like i wanna puke

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    • Chiefing is annoying. Don't hold the blunt until its nearly a roach, THEN decide to pass it.

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  148. when so called "friends" come over ALL the time trying to get sparked up. and not spark you up after.

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  149. Most annoying thing stoner buddies do – make up these shitty fucking rules. One rule is – don't smoke more than what you're entitled too. You can work it out simply; if you paid, you take what you want, if you didn't you only take what you're offered/given. What more do you need than that…?

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  150. This seems like it was written by an angsty white suburban high school kid. The fact that you are even smoking cannabis is a privilege, and all you're doing is complaining about nonsense. People like you are why half the population still wants this activity to remain illegal. The comments here are even worse than the article itself. You should all take a moment to reflect in shame.

    Calm down. Not everyone has to pretend like they are cooler than the next douche. None of us are perfect. Shut up and be glad you are alive and have the privilege of getting high while your parents think you're playing Xbox.

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  151. Man it sounds like your just a shitty dude to get high with. You sound like you would be such a downer.

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    • Trust me bro, I would never have a guy like that as a buddy anyway.

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  152. The most annoying has to be people who always want to smoke for free…..that shit is irritating.

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  153. I hate when someone thinks their being a badass and torches half the damn bowl….thats not cool bro,your just wasting my fucking tree

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    • I definitely second this! I’ve been around too many people who torch the bowl after I corner it. Often they not only torch it, but suck too hard and end up swallowing the bowlpack. If its your own weed feel free to waste it, but if I’m smoking you up don’t take advantage of my favor.

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      • You all sound like a bunch of crack heads. who gives a fuck

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        • People who are paying for the weed, maybe? You’re probably that guy that never pitches and expects to always get smoked out by your friends without tossing a dime their way.

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          • Jeez I’d rather be him than me, the guy that smokes up all his friends all the time when he has it, but gets completely and totally ignored when he wants to get smoked up EVEN ONCE. At least people shared with him at one point, apparently people just dig taking advantage of me.

  154. Its really fucking annoying when people think theyre “so high” that they can start throwing shit at you.

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  155. I hate it when my mates girlfriend rolls because A) she cant roll for sh*t and B) even if we establish an order she will fuck it up by always passing to him… Dumb bitch. And I agree with most of these.

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  156. I hate it when my mates girlfriend rolls because A) she cant roll for sh*t and B) even if we establish an order she will f*ck it up by always passing to him… Dumb b*tch

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  157. Nothing really bothers me much except the greediness of others, nigga lipping, and failure to keep rotation going.

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  158. Douche bag stoner terminology, yeeaaa maaaaan dont kill my "buzz" maaaan, oh daymmn son shit is the kronik! pass the dutchy yo!
    Just shut up

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  159. Freely distribute YOUR weed without even notifying you before doing so. That pissed me off SO MUCH and I never got high with them again.

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  160. Yo maan! found this article very amusing and funny! these guys who are talking shit are probably the ones who do these annoying things! I could picture at least a couple of friends who did one or another annoying thing, after all, none of us are perfect! the problem is when a single guy does at least 5 or 6 things on the list, then its becomes a downer!

    PS: I love talking politics (about war, conflicts etc)! (to a certain extent)

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    • i’d smoke with you too many haters on this forum
      im all about sharing the love but thats with randomers and people i dont know but once i meet them and smoke on the regular everyone should contriute

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  161. People who fucking keep on checking whether you’re ok when your high

    I had a friend the other day smoked up with all my buddies and she was like ‘omggg i’m soo highh, my throat hurts, omg Reuben! you look so high!!!! are ok are you ok are you ok are you ok are you ok’

    If she wasnt a chick I wouldve smacked the fuck out of her

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  162. if you always smoke with the same guys who hate shit like that too those rules come by theirselfs.

    much love from germany

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  163. Hey, can you guys tell me if this is bad, I smoke up a lot, but 8/10 of the times I ain't paying. usually we'll have one dude with a 20 and he'll shout the night, 1/10 of the times we'll all split the cost and bout 1/10 of the times I'll shout. Is that being a scrounge? can't tell need others opinions… I do provide the venue and the contacts 90% of the time though.

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    • Yo sage, if you ever feel like your being a mooch and people stop wanting to smoke with you, then you are but the fact that you get them the hookup helps with the fact. What i do if i feel like i am moochingg then i buy an 8th of kush and invite all the people i have mooched off and we smoke the whole thing, thats just my advice though

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  164. That is the one reason I like to get high by myself… keep out of others problems 😀

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  165. i hate fuckers (like the ppl i smoke with) who will complain and bitch. If this was a complete fail you shoulda took more hits; or bought your own weed cheap ass!
    RUINING MY FUCKING HIGH!

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  166. when you clean up afterwards at like 3:20 and you think you're doing the right thing by picking up all the lighters and left over paraphernalia and placing them on a table thinking everyone will claim it if they truly needed, then when you're talking to your friend the next day and he asks have you seen my sherlock that feeling of someone stealing off of a good intention when i could have just taken the dutch masters- bubblers etc and stored it away for when i needed it because that would'nt technically be stealing if you truly did'nt know whos
    paraphernalia
    so basically life lessonal tip for everyone take whatever it is that you find laying out because think about if you do the right thing someone is gonna end up with a nice piece that did'nt even belong to them in the first place or if you just leave it out in where it originally was you're friends parents could possibly find it first on there way to work etc

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    • oh wait a second from were i left off it kinda seems like im encouraging thievery but when that moment does come and you're friend mentions that he is missing a piece have him/her describe the appearance and color before showing him/her the piece because they could possibly be lying in search of new treasures

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  167. One thing I hate the most are the novice smokers who are just way too open about being a 'stoner', which includes rolling up a joint or blunt in public and then smoking it there. It's as if they want themselves to get a rep because it's badass or something.

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  168. PEOPLE WHO ASK YOU WHY YOU SMOKE WEED WHILE YOU SMOKING IT _ WHy do you smoke it men ,? – Cause i want to mothefucker.

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  169. The most anoyining things my friends do are; yell everyhing they say, talk about there junk (wtf right), act super scetchy and talk about how he thinks it was laced, and my dear friend tony who forgets how to walk… every time he smokes, i need new smoking buddies :-/

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  170. Things I fkn hate 1. A noob who boasts about smoking all the time, until they have their hands on the bong they ask "so i forgot Do i blow or suck?" 2. before you get stoned your mate acts like your greatest mate, when you are stoned they constantly have something nasty to say to you. 3. The friend who doesn't say shit and falls asleep. 4. When you mates are too loud at your house. 5. You shout weed and munchies, that one freeloader friend who always tries to take advantage. 6. The idiot who blows into the bowl 7. The mate that always tries to dominate the conversation, always fkn interrupting.

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    • I can honestly say I have never had anyone ask if they blow or suck on a bowl or blunt, nor have I have anyone blow on a bowl before.. is this a common thing?

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  171. this shits koo ima senior in highskool and i smoke with old homies new homies family and any one who gots ins(unless u know they dirty)and when i come to weed i share becuz i care enough to see other people high nd having a good time…..when its comes to chilling its either messing around freestyling or playin games…..there 2 games i like to play with people with people who are sober
    when were chillin at the park like we doo every day we play the “Heres and the Hays” its realy a mind game and a act
    then theres the one that could trap you into paranoia until you high is done wit…<– cnt realy explain it unless i show you and fuckin stay around having a book reading….but I figured the game out myself and practice on some people that i chill wit…..you could do it with yourself and a friendto groups of people then theyll probly catch on or u tell them…..then this game call bubble when u put some one in a metaforiccly bubble that they cant hear untill someone pops the bubble

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  172. I don't mind if I'm sparking up and a girl's being a slut for weed, if I have enough for her. Being high around sluts is a lot better than having a dudefest with no girls at all. So if they want to smoke but have no money, and they're being slutty, I'm ok with that.

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  173. So what can you do while high ? Breathe ? You can’t even talk ? No politics ? No music ? & are you serious , no coughing ? What the fuck bro . This shit is annoying & I don’t do any of it .

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  174. What really pisses me off is when I'm burning with some friends and we're playing music, I put something like Zeppelin or Sublime and they take it off half way through and put on shitty ass fucking dubstep!! I hate that shit It's not chill and completely ruins my high.

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  175. I HATE when someone calls me up and wants to get high and I say sure I'll catch you a buzz and soon after they smoke they get up and leave… WTF! Smoke and run? Not cool at all… I'm just like we got high together were gonna enjoy the high together! Next time you want weed and your in a hurry hand me a $10 bill and I'll give you a dime to take home for yourself.

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  176. Doubt anyone would smoke with you, you sound like a straight DICK

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  177. When they take a big ass hit and then they just blow it out

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  178. When people who are new to smoking think they are different than everybody else with how high they are. ? EX. The new smoker gets high for the first time and tries to convince you that you dont understand how high they are and think that they are going to die or something and wont stfu.

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  179. ‘ yahh niggas wack as fuck im high as fuck right now ! got that purple cush on deck just had my girl suck my dick
    & i hate when you smoke & your girl telling you she wanna fuck like noo bitch im smoking write now

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  180. this guys a tool. you dont know shit and you are no doubt probably the worst and most goddamn annoying person to smoke with. you dont even deserve the greens go back to crack you fuck.

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    • i think you should just calm down

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  181. People who go zombie and wont talk to anyone kinda sucks lol

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      • I do sometimes on accident, but rarely, only if I’m doing something. I brought some friends over and we smoked and I got in a game of league. So one of em kept trying to talk to me, I just ended up laughing(in a polite way so he’d at least feel like I was paying attention lol) and nodding.

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  182. when your proper high and comfy and some motherfucker keeps asking you to roll… 2 fucking minutes after the last ones been done!

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  183. i hate the wet lips and all that too . but most of this doesnt bother mee. if my friends are talking we all just talk and have fun, laugh at shit etc. talking doesnt blow my high. And YESSSSS ! that is my biggest pet peeve, when people get in my car and STEAL MY LIGHTERS !!!!!!

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  184. I have this friend of mine who always says shit like: "Man I'm so wasted! my throat burns, I'm thirsty" and never stops coughing, also doesn't stop asking stuff to others, it's just so annoying, I stoped smoking with him a year ago, It ruined my high like 2 or 3 times, he's very cool when he's not smoking, but I just don't want him around when we're having the weed.

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  185. in my circle when the person holding the j is talking too much, we'll say "pass the microphone"

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    • nice i just ask if they want marshmellows
      *confused look*
      for your campfire !

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  187. When people who haven't dropped on the blunt fall asleep right after the sesh. What fun is that, and on the contrary, your wasting my weed

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  188. I would deff not wanna smoke with you. I just go with the flow, don’t really care what anyone else is doing as long as I hit that hoe a good amount of times during sesh

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  191. something else that relay ruins a high when you and your friend decide you are going to smoke weed tomorrow just before you go out and the next day when you are ready to smoke they decide to quit weed all together making you the only one that you know who smokes weed it doesn't only ruin a high but it relay brings you down.

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    • LOl—-you surely are a teenager if you have to plan to smoke with friends days in advance

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  192. Dude the one about friends that bring people over to smoke but don't fucking put in the money is a HUGE pet peeve of mine! And its always my brother that brings over the people!!

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  193. The most annoying thing when my buddy got high is that he just pass out every single time leaving me sitting there by myself. I hate it.

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  194. i dont understand how stoners can trip so hard. pack it for the people, share the love, everyone get high. rotation shouldnt have to be arranged…just pass that shit around and everyone can be happy 😀

    yall need to sit back and relax and enjoy the green at hand

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  195. A couple things always piss me off quick….

    Don’t come over and ask me if I want to smoke unless you have some to smoke with me. I’ll match you if I want to smoke, or smoke with you if you want to supply it. If I am supplying all the smoke I decide when, with who, and how much. I have had knuckleheads ask me if I wanted to smoke, then when I realize they just want ME to give them a free buzz I tell them No or not right now. The leeches get mad and leave, good riddance. My smoking buddies know my rules, come over, be social, hang out, if u want to initiate a sesh throw in some bud. Otherwise if I offer it will be at my discretion.

    Also, I hate when I smoke with someone and they start chowing on everything but the furniture right after their last toke. FOOD KILLS YOUR BUZZ! I wait a minimum of 30 minutes after before I start eating. Munches come with the territory, but you’re just killing your buzz.

    Another thing if you are smoking with me at my place, respect my rules and don’t start acting like you live there! Don’t take my stash, stems, roaches, lighters or anything you didn’t pay for, if I toss in a big bud and you toss in a pea sized one and some shake don’t expect to take the roach for later, for that matter unless you put up all of the bud don’t expect to take it unless you divvy up the remains evenly, but if u do that it usually means you’re a douchebag, so I probably won’t throw in with you ever again. But it’s not just sesh related items. If you smoke with me at my place it does NOT give you the right to change my music, change what I’m watching on tv, or get in my kitchen and start grazing. I might let you pick the music, I might let you surf the tv, I might offer you some munches, but only if u ask and I may still refuse. Your taste in music or tv may totally suck and I don’t want to get stuck listening to rap or dub step or watching brainless ass reality shit until I want to slit my wrists. Also I have a food budget just as I have a BUDjet. I most likely will offer a munchie if you are polite, but if you stick your head in the fridge and start chowing expect a boot in your ass. If I came to your house and just started eating everything you’d be pissed, it’s no different if you’re high or not. Hell, throw in half on a pizza and we can enjoy our buzz while we wait for it, I’m usually game for that.
    Basic rule of thumb people, don’t do anything at someone’s house when you’re high that you wouldn’t do when your not high.

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    • Jeez, you should print out a sheet of your top 100 rules and hand them out to your friends, more stingy than an oxford interview…

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  197. people who brag about how great their weed is an then you smoke it, and youre just like uhm nope…aint no different than what i got.

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  198. Stone ass kidd who just hold the bong after the first toke I guess it that kush.

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  199. Woii the last one tho. It’s gross I never feel like a regular customer with my nearest dealer he is the most generous but whenever he offers to smoke me out I have to say no because I know he would try and fuck with me while I was high. He tried give me a hug once and got super touchy. It’s really disgusting, these predator types. Lool the way I’m a genius when I’m high tho, he’d get a mad surprise when I just harness my brain power and fucking teleport after I smoke everything he owns

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    • Your a bitch.
      Gotta give some to get some

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      • Money isn’t good enough?

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  200. hmmmm am in a pickle i just got to cali and well i been just smoking by myself only the best stuff…last time i smoked with someone was high school lol

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  201. It’s Puff Puff Pass to the left hand side. If it’s a joint then you roll it to the next person using two fingers lifting one so they don’t have to pinch it. If it’s a pipe then wipe your spit off before passing.

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  202. I absolutely hate when someone pretends as if they’re “tripping out”. if you think you’re tripping on pot, you obviously have not idea what you’re talking about. weed doesn’t make you hallucinate or fall, just fogs your mind.

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    • Actually, in extremely high doses, pot CAN cause mild hallucinations. Nothing in the range something like say LSD or shrooms, but still something. Check your facts before you start criticizing other people for simply making observations about their own experiences.

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      • After having done lsd, I realize why marijuana is considered a hallucinogen. The head change from marijuana is similar to the head change on lsd, not the tripping aspect though. Like how marijuana fogs everything outside of your head, lsd as well fogs everything outside.

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  203. The worst thing is when someone has a “bad trip” and freaks out and just wants attention and pretends like they think they’re dying or ask if the weed is laced. if I’m smoking it and I’m completely fine, how would the ganja be laced?

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  204. pet peeve- when people go to sleep after one bowl or eat a shitload

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  205. annoying thing:
    we both take one hit and then I take another and pass it to whoever I’m smoking with and they say “I’m done” why would you come over and smoke if you’re just gonna take one hit.

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    • better than the opposite people here dont smoke bowls so when i pass one people assume to take multiple as if its a joint even though bongs are commen in the UK

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  206. when people are super paranoid or extremely nervous

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  207. what bugs me most is when someone nigga-lips the blunt and I get it back and the blunt’s fuckin drenched with saliva. gross

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    • how badly did you wanna type “nigga-lips”?

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  208. Play fighting to much

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  209. I got here by searching “stuff to do while you ssmoke” on google. I cant stop laughing

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  210. As for rude comments about being this being gay. I think every one should know “weed etiquette”.

    Like “stoner” said Zombies, I hate em. There is nothing worse that a coma patient in your living room.

    People that over stay there welcome. I’ll get you high but you can’t chill with me all day.

    People that are messy with ashes, weed, stems at your house or car.

    Terrible rollers-just don’t roll, stop trying to impress everyone you really suck.

    Scavengers.

    People that waste weed, I’m not broke but it’s a shame when people break up weed with half of it everywhere or spill bowls constantly.

    Bong spillers/pipe breakers a.k.a my drunk friends

    STINGY friends. I’ve had good friends luckily but I did have a couple close friends that ughhhhh, I wanted to bitch slap. There always blowing there money buying and buying countless bottles and sacks for themselves. Except they never bust out or seem to have any when you kick it with them. BUT ALWAYS smokes or drinks your shit.

    But his last comment was awesome! Sometimes girls suck or it’s hard to find cool girls to smoke with, or cool dealers -It’s nice just smoking with guys you know, unless there playing games.
    I hate guys that want you to return the favor for smoking them out. I’ll throw down you should of ask then assumed I wanted to…well….you know. Even when they know I’m not flirting or wanting to hook up. It happens with guys.
    You can’t be a bitch to every guy that kindly invites you in on the smoke circle. That’s how you pass up meeting a actual cool smoke guy friend.

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  211. OH MY GOD , when your with someone , smoke yor weed , then you go kick it with other people and they’re like anyone got money or bud ? And your friend straight sells you out when you already smoked with their bigmouth greedy ass

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  212. You seem like a really fucking annoying person, YOU’RE the problem when smoking, not the others.

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  213. People who don’t share food! gay…

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    • Wait till you buy your own food and are on a budget…

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  214. I don’t understand people or friends that ask them to sell out of your personal amount. I don’t keep a lot on me. I’m not interested in getting caught selling. Once I get that bag it’s not up for grabs.

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  215. I smoke alot and personally have a huge problem now with certain things around other smokers. The talking on and on about something you care about is so annoying unless the person listening to it is really into it as well. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don’t care what you enjoy doing. If you’re over 25 I would say you should understand this by default. The world fucking sucks and is run by lunatics, so me listening to your bull shit when I want to chill is hardly admirable. My second problem is controlling people. They are the worst to talk to or chill with, because it always has to go their way. I mean seriously if you can’t step back and see how insecure/arrogant you are, then you will never leave that small cage your put your mind inside. That is all.

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  216. What if hes the only one that can roll?
    And you have a bunch of dumb asses that think they can nd will just fuck the blunt up.
    my 2cents :p

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  217. Gesss all you fuckers spending time reading what people say Al mother fuckers must get a life ad really appreciate the sensation of marjauna

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  218. people who try to tell you your kush isnt kush because they get kush and theres is ALWAYS better. but if its so much better then why are you smokin mine? ….

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  219. its proably because you are someone your friend cant trust. if you smoke, you probably should have your own dealer, and if you dont have your own, theres probably a reason for that…jus sayin.

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  220. i hate it when that guy who never chips in for bud takes so many tokes, its like man if you pay for it then call the shots on who has how much but man if it aint yours pass it and dont be greedy !

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  221. Or, the dude that calls the cops and tells them where you hide your gun. Then you have a felony. Oh… snap. That sucks.

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  222. I get your point but it sounds like you rather smoke alone than with people. Stop complaining or stop socializing. But I mos def see your point.

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  223. People that smoke for the taste. Pack a bowl, light, puff, pass, puff, pass, puff, pass–“Nah, I don’t want anymore, it’s starting to not taste like weed anymore.” This person is usually linked to bowl torching. I wonder how much they waste that way.

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  224. who didn’t really search for this topic but got here ?

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  225. I really hate it when you smoke people up, and they NEVER return the favor, that really grinds my herbs.

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  226. Okay. But usually connects are the ones who ask you not to give their number to anyone else….at least where I lived…

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  228. Constantly hit on you while high – This one usually isn’t an issue for me so much as it is for females. I hear females complain about guys that will only smoke them up when they are trying to bone them. At least they get free smoke out of the deal though.

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  230. i hate when i am high off some zombie weed just trying to sit quietly and watch tv or something, and whoever else i’m smoking with won’t stop fidgeting and making small talk making it awkward and killing my high. i also hate when people torch the bowl leaving no green hits left for anyone else, and when people power hit the joint making the paper burn unevenly causing it to run. and when people slobber on the end of the pipe/joint/blunt.

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  231. I’ve smoked with people that laugh too much or people that are super quiet and stuff and it doesn’t bother me just let them be how they are when they’re high, NOT how you want them to be.. no one’s perfect, on the real..

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    • man u would be awesome to smoke with i bet. i wish u could teach me ur ways, lol.

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  232. So, I more so have a question about smoking etiquette lol — drove a chick home from work one time n she offered to share a joint.. We sat n chatted fr a few minutes but then I said I had to get going, now my friend tells me that was rude of me !? Is that rude ??? -.-

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  233. RESPECT…

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  234. And boom goes the dynamite

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  235. Whoever wrote this needs to learn English. The first sentence alone, I can’t even…

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  236. who wants to go out with a pot smoker/hash smoker. I dated a few of them in my past, and nothing good came out of it. They have limp dic*ks and do not or can not keep a normal erection, they have no money for other things as they spend it all on pot and beer. This is a no win situation. Who wants a guy spaced out, all the time. and his idea of having fun is getting high with his buddies?? I am not talking about 20 year olds etc. Dated a few that were in their 40’s. Goes for all of them

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    • ahahaha i get high on a daily basis and can keep a great erection when im having at it with a girl!

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  237. You’re despicable, disrespectful, and down right disgusting. I’d say your supposed girl needs to find herself a man that can actually satisfy her. You can’t multi-task? Getting laid while/shortly after getting stoned makes both highs more intense. Although you’re lack of multitasking skills isn’t a surprise. Go back to school boy.

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  238. Just smoked someone out who asked to smoke, and she fell asleep pretty much immediately after we smoked…

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  239. Come on!!! The biggest annoying thing someone can do is not smoke with you or the group. Especially if they are hanging out with a group of smokers. Why else are you there? That’s very uncomfortable when a group goes & smokes and here’s this guy or girl standing there like a foreigner who can’t speak your language. Number one one my list.

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  240. Nah, difference between stingy and getting taken advantage of. After a while of the latter, you get stingy cause you just wanna smoke without all the joiners, complainers and moochers. Sharing is good, some people feel entitled to what you have cause they see you can afford what they can’t. But if you don’t stop it it turns into their free smoke shop and your left with roaches, while they just find another place to smoke or buy their own and don’t share. Everyone wants to chill and those people make it impossible. Like good liquor, you dont gobble up someones 100 dollar bottle of bourbon and then stare at them like “when are you getting more” and theyre not going to help pay. I’d rather enjoy it alone then. Its not crack headish, we’re just not idiots that spend money for the whole district to chill, smoke and bail off. You smoke with good friends who can afford it and appreciate it and respect you.

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  241. when your “friend” says hes gunna give you weed after you paid him and he smokes it… imma kill that fool

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  243. When everyone gets high then gets the munchies and eats you out of house and home you noe you do it so bring your own damn groceries with ya

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