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20 Annoying Things That Your Smoking Buddies Do

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Smoking is a great thing. It bring people together and helps them to bond while they are in a “higher” mind state. However, it’s not always the best experience. There are many times when people you are smoking with will do things that bother you so much that they can ruin your high. For all you know, you may even be the one doing these annoying things and you don’t even know. No wonder no one wants to smoke with you anymore.

Check out these 20 annoying things that your friends do either while smoking or involving smoking and make sure you don’t do any of them.

Talk too much – There is nothing that will blow your high faster than someone who will not stop talking. Especially if they are complaining about their problems. I don’t want to hear all that while I am high.

Wet Mouth – Getting a blunt/joint/pipe/whatever that is drenched in your saliva after you hit it is one of the worst things you can do. It closes up the hole and it’s disgusting. Don’t do it.

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Cough too much – Everyone coughs a little but if you’re coughing up a lung, pass the blunt and go get some water or something.

Constantly ask if you are high – Yes, I’m high. Now shut up.

Act like they aren’t high – If you aren’t high then why are you over here wasting my weed then?

Hold on to the blunt and talk and not smoke – I HATE this. Pass it!! What are you waiting for? You can still tell your story just the same with the blunt in my hand. In fact, it’s better off that way.

Mess up rotation – Can’t do it! You have to make sure that the blunt is in constant motion. Moving from one person to the next, seamlessly. We don’t need any hold ups or passing it to the wrong person.

Talk about how high they are too much – I don’t need to hear how STONED you are, every sentence. Thanks though.

Mess up the dutch – Learning how to twist up a blunt is something that you should do on your own and maybe one other person. If you have big groups and you attempt to twist up but you mess up the blunt, that’s a huge fail. If you are no confident with how you twist up, then just don’t do it.

Don’t put in any cash – Everyone wants to smoke, not everyone wants to pay. ANNOYING!

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Steal/lose lighters – Nothing transfers ownership amongst stoners more than lighters. Sometimes I even make a conscious effort to keep track of my light but it still gets lost.

Bring up politics – There are certain things that you shouldn’t talk about while high and politics is definitely on that list. No one wants to hear you and your friend going at it about whether or not Barack Obama should be president while they are stoned. Those conversations go on forever and will almost certainly ruin your high.

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Let the blunt go out and then pass it – It should be a rule to have to relight before passing, I know when I handed it to you that it was lit.

Pass it without ashing first – I hate when your friends don’t ash and they give it to you with a ton of ash on the end that is just waiting to fall right onto your shirt.

Pinch the bag – Such a dishonorable thing to do but lots of people do it, even your friends.

Bring other friends who smoke but don’t throw in cash – You have to contribute if you are going to hit the blunt.  If it happens one time, we might be able to live with it but if you constantly show up right when we are about to spark up and you are always broke, we’ve got a problem.

Don’t pack the bowl after you have packed it twice in a row – I know I am not the only one with weed here and I am not just going to keep the bowl full for everyone else. I can do that on my own, without you here.

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Turn on crappy music – …or change from my music. If we are in the car or something, keep your mitts off of my radio.

Be greedy with connects – You ever have a friend that has a great connect but don’t want to connect you with them. Almost as if they want to be the middle man. That’s not cool.

Constantly hit on you while high – This one usually isn’t an issue for me so much as it is for females. I hear females complain about guys that will only smoke them up when they are trying to bone them. At least they get free smoke out of the deal though.

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I want to hear from you guys. What other annoying things do your friends do that can ruin your high?

  • SocialStoner

    Dude the one about friends that bring people over to smoke but don't fucking put in the money is a HUGE pet peeve of mine! And its always my brother that brings over the people!!

  • http://greencigarettes.net Green cigarette

    The most annoying thing when my buddy got high is that he just pass out every single time leaving me sitting there by myself. I hate it.

  • blazegal

    i dont understand how stoners can trip so hard. pack it for the people, share the love, everyone get high. rotation shouldnt have to be arranged…just pass that shit around and everyone can be happy :D

    yall need to sit back and relax and enjoy the green at hand

  • Bongo

    A couple things always piss me off quick….

    Don’t come over and ask me if I want to smoke unless you have some to smoke with me. I’ll match you if I want to smoke, or smoke with you if you want to supply it. If I am supplying all the smoke I decide when, with who, and how much. I have had knuckleheads ask me if I wanted to smoke, then when I realize they just want ME to give them a free buzz I tell them No or not right now. The leeches get mad and leave, good riddance. My smoking buddies know my rules, come over, be social, hang out, if u want to initiate a sesh throw in some bud. Otherwise if I offer it will be at my discretion.

    Also, I hate when I smoke with someone and they start chowing on everything but the furniture right after their last toke. FOOD KILLS YOUR BUZZ! I wait a minimum of 30 minutes after before I start eating. Munches come with the territory, but you’re just killing your buzz.

    Another thing if you are smoking with me at my place, respect my rules and don’t start acting like you live there! Don’t take my stash, stems, roaches, lighters or anything you didn’t pay for, if I toss in a big bud and you toss in a pea sized one and some shake don’t expect to take the roach for later, for that matter unless you put up all of the bud don’t expect to take it unless you divvy up the remains evenly, but if u do that it usually means you’re a douchebag, so I probably won’t throw in with you ever again. But it’s not just sesh related items. If you smoke with me at my place it does NOT give you the right to change my music, change what I’m watching on tv, or get in my kitchen and start grazing. I might let you pick the music, I might let you surf the tv, I might offer you some munches, but only if u ask and I may still refuse. Your taste in music or tv may totally suck and I don’t want to get stuck listening to rap or dub step or watching brainless ass reality shit until I want to slit my wrists. Also I have a food budget just as I have a BUDjet. I most likely will offer a munchie if you are polite, but if you stick your head in the fridge and start chowing expect a boot in your ass. If I came to your house and just started eating everything you’d be pissed, it’s no different if you’re high or not. Hell, throw in half on a pizza and we can enjoy our buzz while we wait for it, I’m usually game for that.
    Basic rule of thumb people, don’t do anything at someone’s house when you’re high that you wouldn’t do when your not high.

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  • julieheartsjohn

    people who brag about how great their weed is an then you smoke it, and youre just like uhm nope…aint no different than what i got.

  • Tone_Loc

    Stone ass kidd who just hold the bong after the first toke I guess it that kush.

  • Sarah

    Woii the last one tho. It’s gross I never feel like a regular customer with my nearest dealer he is the most generous but whenever he offers to smoke me out I have to say no because I know he would try and fuck with me while I was high. He tried give me a hug once and got super touchy. It’s really disgusting, these predator types. Lool the way I’m a genius when I’m high tho, he’d get a mad surprise when I just harness my brain power and fucking teleport after I smoke everything he owns

  • smoking-king

    hmmmm am in a pickle i just got to cali and well i been just smoking by myself only the best stuff…last time i smoked with someone was high school lol


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