20 MLB Players I Want On My Side In A Bench Clearing Brawl

We have all seen all kinds of brawls in all kinds of different sports but there is nothing quite like the bench clearing brawls in baseball. It is usually set off by bad blood, a bad pitch, or just because they were bored but whatever reason it is, anytime players get into a fight in baseball the whole team rides behind the player. You almost never see a baseball fight where both of the teams don’t go all out.

Considering that you may end up going into battle with your team, you should obviously want guys who will be able to scrap a little. GMs take notes, if you are putting a team together you definitely want to have at least one or two guys like the past/present baseball players on this list. Enjoy.


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  1. […] 20 former/current MLBers to have on your side in a brawl [HailMaryJane] […]

  2. Joker's Wild September 22, 2010 at 04:10

    You left out albert belle he could floor just about anybody. The rest of the list is pretty darn good.

  3. akzionz November 9, 2009 at 13:04

    i was expecting to c David Ortiz

  4. Lenny May 22, 2009 at 05:14

    @sal good call…. he was a bad ass…

    @Joe… yeah I forgot about that fight… LoL! That fight was fdunny.

  5. Randy May 21, 2009 at 18:55

    Jon Rauch. 6’11” 291 and he has a mean looking tattoo on his neck.

  6. […] 20 MLB Players I Want On My Side In A Bench Clearing Brawl [Hail Mary Jane] […]

  7. Joe May 20, 2009 at 16:40

    haha, cnaseco can’t fight his way out of a paper bag, didn’t u see him get dropped by that former NFLer who was half his size. For real though Farnsworth is a force in brawls, he has speared at least 3 guys

  8. sal May 20, 2009 at 16:08

    you have to put daryl strawberry on there…he was always down to fight

  9. Lenny May 20, 2009 at 15:08

    oooohhh…. good call Dax… I’m surprised I forgot him….

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  13. dax May 20, 2009 at 12:32

    Kyle Farnsworth

  14. honour chick May 20, 2009 at 11:55

    👿 i could beat them all up

  15. […] Twenty current or former baseball players you’d want watching your back in a brawl.  I say good luck getting John Rocker to not start fighting the minorities on your side.  <hailmaryjane> […]

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