25 Celebrities We Hope NEVER EVER Release A Sex Tape
On Friday I heard about Leighton Meester releasing a sex tape. She is part of what seems to be becoming a really big trend in Hollywood where celebs are coming out with sex tapes and exposing themselves left and right. It’s great for us if you look like Rihanna, Pam Anderson, or Hoopz (when are we going to see that tape by the way?).
Not all celebrities are created equal though. Despite the fact that most celebs are somewhat attractive, many of them are unquestionably NOT. Here are 25 celebs that we are definitely not trying to see release a sex tape anytime soon.
Bill Cosby
Jello pudding and crappy sweaters would be everywhere. I’ll skip this one.
Steve Buscemi
Look at that smile, how could u resist.
T-Pain
I bet he wears those ridiculous hats in the bedroom.
Pee Wee Herman
Do I even have to explain this one?
Bald Britney
Britney looks good again but if a sex tape dropped with her looking like this, I would definitely have to skip it.
Joan Rivers
Is anything real on her anymore?
Jocelyn Wildenstein
As long as we are already talking about bad plastic surgery…
Janet Reno
**Shivers**
Matthew Lillard
This guy is annoyingly goofy in every movie he is in and I imagine he is the same way in the bedroom.
Amy Winehouse
This is another one I don’t think I need to explain.
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7 Comments
tecmo
06.22.2009
"She is kinda cute when she is this. Which is never."
Awesome
tecmo
06.22.2009
*thin. shit i suck
Pigskinlovinglady
06.22.2009
ughhhhh @ Michael Jackson. Something tells me his body parts don't match!!
Terry Packer
08.26.2009
i'd do Kirstie Alley becasue she is hot when she looses the kg's.
celebfan
10.10.2009
I keep listening to the news talk about this
bob
11.18.2009
that thing above janet reno is fucking HIDEOUS
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