25 Celebrities We Hope NEVER EVER Release A Sex Tape

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Category: Lists
Comments: 7 Comments
Date Posted: June 22nd, 2009

Michael Jackson

Sex tapes with kids don’t count.

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Rick Ross

Anytime the guy has bigger tits than the girl, it’s a problem.

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Lil Wayne

No one wants to see this little gremlin on a sex tape. I know I don’t.

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Tony Siragusa

That’s a big gentleman.

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Oprah

I love Oprah because she is a strong black woman but HELL NO!

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Michael Moore

Great filmmaker but he should stick to documentaries, not porn.

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Richard Simmons

Here’s another one I don’t think I need to explain.

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Whoopi Goldberg

Nah…..

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Nicole Richie

Is she even still alive?

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John Daly

I’ll take the tits on the left… On second thought, no I won’t.

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Lenny is the founder of the HMJ and Greenie movement. He has been known to go on wild adventures, pursue some of the worlds most beautiful women, and smoke alarming amounts of the sticky icky. Feel free to shoot him an email anytime. Lenny@hailmaryjane.com

7 Comments

  1. tecmo

    06.22.2009

    Reply

    "She is kinda cute when she is this. Which is never."

    Awesome

  2. tecmo

    06.22.2009

    Reply

    *thin. shit i suck

  3. Pigskinlovinglady

    06.22.2009

    Reply

    ughhhhh @ Michael Jackson. Something tells me his body parts don't match!!

  4. Terry Packer

    08.26.2009

    Reply

    i'd do Kirstie Alley becasue she is hot when she looses the kg's.

  5. celebfan

    10.10.2009

    Reply

    I keep listening to the news talk about this

  6. bob

    11.18.2009

    Reply

    that thing above janet reno is fucking HIDEOUS

  7. Teen Kasia

    05.16.2011

    Reply

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