25 More Of The Ugliest Athletes Ever


Last week I wrote a post of 15 of the ugliest athletes ever. I got lots of feedback, mostly good but some negative. As a result I decided to delve even deeper into the history of athletes in all sports to find some guys that would make the guys on the original list look like Megan Fox. I am not sure that I accomplished that but maybe they will at least make them look like Rupaul.

This list includes some people who I forgot from the previous list as well as people that my readers put me up on that I didn't even know about. Thank you so much to the readers for all your feedback. If you look at this list and the other list, this is the definitive place for the ugliest athletes of all time, not sure if that is a good thing or not though.

Oh well, here we go... Cover your kids eyes because they might have nightmares.

Chris Kaman


Bobby Holik


Carlos Tevez


Crystl Bustos


DJ MBenga


Don Mossi


Ezequiel Astacio


Frank Ribery


Iain Dowie


Jamal Mashburn


Julian Tavarez


Ken Daneyko


Leon Spinks


Marshawn Lynch


Mike Ricci

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Martina Navratilova


Otis Nixon


Alexander Ovechkin


Rod Brind'Amour


Scottie Pippen


Venus Williams


Vinnie Johnson


Willie McGee


Manute Bol


Joakim Noah


Author: Lenny

Women. Weed. Weather. @LennyGaiter @hail_mary_jane

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  • http://www.celebridiot.com John

    no Sam Cassel?

  • http://www.hailmaryjane.com houroc

    Naw, This list is a combo with the one from last week.. He is on the other list, I didn’t want to include him again. He is number 1 on both lists IMO though.

  • manchu

    No Cassel,
    I think the list is for human!!

  • http://www.hailmaryjane.com houroc

    Cassell is on the other list. Check the links in the post. Did not want to add him twice.

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  • Me and Sports

    You forgot about Tyrone Hill… The Gremlin Master

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  • sammy

    i think this guy is racist

  • kim

    patrick ewwwing!!!?

  • kanon
  • http://www.hailmaryjane.com houroc

    @sammy – I am black. Who are you saying I am racist against? Other black people?!?!

  • Mr Big Shot

    No Tyrone Hill?

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  • Big D

    What about the 2002 Sacramento kings. That whole team was ugly. I’ve said it for years 02 was the ugliest team in the history of sports.

  • Steve L

    @kanon, thanks to your link, I just barfed on my work laptop…on a plane…at 30,000 feet…40 minutes into a flight from Calgary to New York….thanks for that!!!

    oh shit, flashback to the pic, BAAAAHHH-AGHHH-URRRRRGGAAAH……AHHHHHH, IT”S EVERYWHERE!!!

  • Steve in TX

    Where’s Jim Plunkett or Jamal Lewis?

  • Mike D

    Johnny Knoxville has that Leon Spinks cover tattooed on his right arm. No joke. Look it up.

  • http://DCtoBC.com modi

    LOL venus isn’t ugly dude. don’t do her like that. ovechkin looks reckless though.

  • Guilherme

    Damn, if you’re brazilian like me, none of these player would be in your list, there’s a lot of ugly soccer players here, so that when tevez played in corinthians he was the most good looking player of Corinthians, and was considered a sex symbol…

  • http://www.hailmaryjane.com houroc

    Damn, but I thought Brazil had only beautiful people. Guess it’s just the women then.

  • jackie

    Adrian Beltre, please add Adrian Beltre of the seattle mariners and also someone look up Ron washington of the indians

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    You made a mistake! Venus is hot!

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  • bryce

    Venus Williams? Really? I think she's kind of cute.

  • David

    Hey please add mario Balotelli, Italian Football player and Alex song from Arsenal football club.. Lol

  • mandygirl78

    Where’s Dennis Rodman? Tyrone Hill? Venus needs to be off the list.