30 LBS of Ganja Found in Jesus Christ
According to CNN, 30 lbs. of marijuana was found inside a picture of the big J.C. As the HMJ resident Catholic (actually, I have no idea if anyone that writes for this site is Catholic, so I am deeming myself the resident Catholic), I can honestly say this is really smart. Why wouldn’t you do anything to mask the illegal importing of drugs? Aside from drug mules, children, and geriatrics, anything goes when transporting the sticky icky. What the hell does JC care? Read on to find out why the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) is the main culprit destroying the likeness of God’s son.
William Molaski, the port director of the (CBP) agencies office in El Paso, Texas, and unfortunate bearer of a silly last name, said
“What some might find offensive or sacrilegious has unfortunately become a standard operating procedure for drug smugglers. This would include using religious symbols, children and senior citizens in their attempts to defeat the CBP inspection process.”
It IS sacrilege to desecrate an invaluable homage to our Lord Jesus Christ (actually our Lord’s Son), but it was the CBP that did it. “The officers pulled the backing of the pictures and found numerous bundles, authorities said.” How dare they?! They’re the one’s that maligned a perfectly respectable JC painting. They’re probably atheists.
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