5 Recession Survival Tips For Potheads

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In this recession, scrapping enough cash together for a sac can be tricky.  Luckily, we're here to help.  If you're pinching pennies to get that gram then you should ask for a raise, but if you find yourself out of ganja before your next paycheck then read on.

1) The First thing you want to do when you originally purchase your stash is hide some.  I sometimes have my girlfriend do this, so I can't cheat and hit it up early.  Actually she gave me this idea when she starting purloining little nugs without my knowledge then surprising me when I ran out.

2) Get a dug out.  They're cheap (you can get them on St Mark's Place in NYC for 20 bones) and covert enough for Midtown Manhattan smoking.  Be careful with these though because the shoddy one's will trap little flecks of nugget in the wood on the bottom, and they cease being useful if you have to bang out those last pieces of grass.

3) Try and limit your smoking.  I know this sounds dumb, but if you have some nice Kush, maybe think twice before rolling that up in a Dutchie.

4) Use a Kief catcher.  Every time you rack a ripe, use the catcher, and obviously any time you roll something up.  Eventually you can pour a whole load on a bong hit and go comatose for half a day.  Also it's nice for when you only have one bowl left, or you're just out and using resin like a degenerate.

5) Search for it.  Best possible places to find weed sitting alone:

A) Back of your car.  I once found about an 1/8's worth of it in my backseat in high school.  If you're driving around with your buddies for a little lunchtime toke, you would be amazed how much falls into the seat or on the ground.

B) Couch.  Same reason as above.

C) Your coffee table is the first place you should check if that's your go to place to pack a pipe or roll something.

D) As part of the coffee table, check out the joints you smoked in the past.  Chances are you stubbed that shit out a little too soon, and there's a nice roach waiting for you.




Author: Tyrel

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  1. 6) Resin hits
    7) Save Roaches
    8) If you get a 3 for $25, pinch each bag a little and make a fourth blunt.

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  2. I’m always surprised at how expensive american weed is coz, in South Africa, you can get a gram for about 1 Rand which is the same as $0.12…

    2010 soccer world cup anyone?

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    • dnt bullshit kleinbooi, were da fuck do u get a gram 4 one rand, lekka grade cost about 20 rand a gram

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  3. Vape for efficiency if you can afford the initial investment. magical flight box

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  4. excellent tips! vaporize is the best method to save weed and get the best high. i also recommend growing some cannabis. even some Lowryder seeds in a computer case is better than not growing grass.

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  5. Yuh really american weed is hell expensive
    here in ecuador u can buy like a fistful of high quality shit for 5dollars

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  6. try paying uk prices 20 quid for an 8th, bloody mental. And just try even get your moneys worth, im sure bags are getting smaller and thats from various different dealers

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    • It aint that bad tbh man, i used to think the same but its just about meeting a good dealer. lol Can get some amazing stuff with a bit of patience and meeting people.

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    • dude, here in wisconsin, we pay 60 an 8th for high quality shit, 20 a g

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  7. come to canada, our weed is phenomenal and priced fairly

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  8. see come to ecuador ;-;

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  9. Ya man where i live in Notwhereyouare its like "Large object X" of weed For small rocks, toenails and the scatter bit of twine

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    Say bro I just moved to ecuador.

    You think u can hook it up with some good bud

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  11. 2grams of some of the worst homegrown you could possibly imagine for 50euro in ireland. i dont think you will get much worse than that

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