5 Recession Survival Tips For Potheads
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In this recession, scrapping enough cash together for a sac can be tricky. Luckily, we’re here to help. If you’re pinching pennies to get that gram then you should ask for a raise, but if you find yourself out of ganja before your next paycheck then read on.
1) The First thing you want to do when you originally purchase your stash is hide some. I sometimes have my girlfriend do this, so I can’t cheat and hit it up early. Actually she gave me this idea when she starting purloining little nugs without my knowledge then surprising me when I ran out.
2) Get a dug out. They’re cheap (you can get them on St Mark’s Place in NYC for 20 bones) and covert enough for Midtown Manhattan smoking. Be careful with these though because the shoddy one’s will trap little flecks of nugget in the wood on the bottom, and they cease being useful if you have to bang out those last pieces of grass.
3) Try and limit your smoking. I know this sounds dumb, but if you have some nice Kush, maybe think twice before rolling that up in a Dutchie.
4) Use a Kief catcher. Every time you rack a ripe, use the catcher, and obviously any time you roll something up. Eventually you can pour a whole load on a bong hit and go comatose for half a day. Also it’s nice for when you only have one bowl left, or you’re just out and using resin like a degenerate.
5) Search for it. Best possible places to find weed sitting alone:
A) Back of your car. I once found about an 1/8′s worth of it in my backseat in high school. If you’re driving around with your buddies for a little lunchtime toke, you would be amazed how much falls into the seat or on the ground.
B) Couch. Same reason as above.
C) Your coffee table is the first place you should check if that’s your go to place to pack a pipe or roll something.
D) As part of the coffee table, check out the joints you smoked in the past. Chances are you stubbed that shit out a little too soon, and there’s a nice roach waiting for you.
HAPPY HUNTING.
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houroc
01.14.2010
6) Resin hits
If you get a 3 for $25, pinch each bag a little and make a fourth blunt.
7) Save Roaches
kleinbooi
01.14.2010
I’m always surprised at how expensive american weed is coz, in South Africa, you can get a gram for about 1 Rand which is the same as $0.12…
2010 soccer world cup anyone?
gANja loVER
01.14.2011
dnt bullshit kleinbooi, were da fuck do u get a gram 4 one rand, lekka grade cost about 20 rand a gram
popetackler
01.14.2010
Vape for efficiency if you can afford the initial investment. magical flight box
Mernahuana
01.18.2010
excellent tips! vaporize is the best method to save weed and get the best high. i also recommend growing some cannabis. even some Lowryder seeds in a computer case is better than not growing grass.
CHAKAZUMA!O_O
01.20.2010
Yuh really american weed is hell expensive
here in ecuador u can buy like a fistful of high quality shit for 5dollars
crazy8888s
02.09.2010
try paying uk prices 20 quid for an 8th, bloody mental. And just try even get your moneys worth, im sure bags are getting smaller and thats from various different dealers
Si-Xiphos
03.24.2010
It aint that bad tbh man, i used to think the same but its just about meeting a good dealer. lol Can get some amazing stuff with a bit of patience and meeting people.
sssss
02.16.2010
come to canada, our weed is phenomenal and priced fairly
CHAKAZUMA!O_O
02.21.2010
see come to ecuador ;-;
asshole
02.22.2010
Ya man where i live in Notwhereyouare its like "Large object X" of weed For small rocks, toenails and the scatter bit of twine
Peckpeck
11.18.2010
@CHAKAZUMA!O_O
Say bro I just moved to ecuador.
You think u can hook it up with some good bud
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