Comments on: 77 Ways You Should Know That You Are Way Too Stoned

By: Rob

Rob — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:06:04 +0000

you know your too stoned when your friend starts petting a bird only to realize its dead and he wants to bring it to the hospital but you don't because your afraid its going to turn into a zombie. (Bullshit not)

By: lololol

lololol — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:27:23 +0000

you know your too stoned when you hit your bong without water

By: CrackHulk

CrackHulk — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:04:00 +0000

when you get hungry, walk to the store, but get a pack of gum and get the hell out of there. then the munchies and pasties kick in even more. that's when you should've gotten chips and pop or something, but no. you were too high

By: matthew reyes

matthew reyes — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:18:22 +0000

you know your stoned, when you go on the computer ti find out how stoned you are xD

By: Luke

Luke — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:36:56 +0000

when walking with friends u reach a corner and everyone stops and say "where are we going?"

By: Kenzy

Kenzy — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:19:41 +0000

You know when your brother is to stoned when he thinks his name is Brain Niles and he starts singing the song im on a boat. He also drools all over the bong and it gets past to me next.

By: Daquirri Halverson

Daquirri Halverson — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:18:37 +0000

When you wont let anyone smell your weed because you think they will smoke it without you.

When you go to Dairy Queen every night right before closing to get ice cream.

When you party with 20 Indians and realize you are the only white person there but its still all your weed everyone is smoking.

When a random Indian you were just smoking pot with takes you to McDonalds and MAKES you eat ice cream and three extra bacon cheese burgers that he is to full to eat.

When your best friend passes out on you at a pot party where you don’t know anyone but you keep smoking so that you have something to yell at her for the next morning.

When your laugh changes from really low to a power puff chuckle.

When you and your friends get stoned in your bathroom, one of your friends walks out just to walk back in and asks to use your bedroom floor to bone her boyfriend.

When you are smoking a joint in a car when it burns you so you throw it and it lands in the persons shirt beside you.

By: Donovan

Donovan — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:50:19 +0000

Number 26, could not find my lighter! Told my boi i was gonna kick his ass if he didnt give me my lighter and it was in my hand the whole time

By: Tone

Tone — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:30:34 +0000

When you see Mufasa in the sky just like Simba did…..and when you can hear Pokemon battle music everywhere you go

By: RowJimmy

RowJimmy — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:32:36 +0000

Several years ago after getting totally blitzed, I was walking home and lit a cigarette. At some point just after lighting it, I put it on my ear and continued walking. I then asked my friend who I was walking with for a cigarette. It was dark and when I turned my head he saw the glowing cherry of my first one and saved me just in the nick of time from a bad situation.