What is one way you would NOT want to die?

Normally I don’t write about things like this, but the thought of it occurring to me, of course while high.  The first thought that popped into my head was drowning.

Which would suck.

After thinking more about it and getting help from my friends on twitter, came up with this immense list of horrible ways to die.  I should warn about a couple of things before reading this though.  One is, it contains some graphic scenes and language that might completely blow your high.  Two, some of there are far fetched like #77, but they are all possible.

1. Drowning in the ocean
   
2. Getting attacked by a Great White Shark
3. Hurricane
   

4. AIDs
5. Car accident
6. Dehydrating
7. Internal bleeding
8. Being Curb Stomped
   
9. Lung Cancer
10. Spontaneous combustion
11. Falling off of a Roller Coaster
    
    

12. Being dragged by a truck
13. Food poisoning
14. Being stung by lots of bees/wasps
    
15. Getting acid thrown on you
16. A full grown Gorilla mauling you to death
17. Being scalded
18. Being burned alive
    

19. Snake bite
20. Accidentally shot by an arrow
21. Being electrocuted
22. Bird flu
23. Swine flu
24. Regular flu
25. Quicksand
26. Being attacked by a lion
    
27. Overheating
28. Scalping
    

    
    

29. Ingesting glass
30. Buried in cement
31. In surgery
32. Being stuck in a well
33. Drowning in the pool
34. Choking on your own vomit
35. Being attacked by an alligator
    
36. Being stranded on an island
37. Walking the plank
38. Gettin cut in half by a propeller
39. Being washed out to sea
40. Being attacked by piranhas
    
41. Being eaten by pigs
42. Choking on some good food
43. In an explosion
    

44. Rabies
45. West Nile virus
46. Being trapped in a meat locker
47. Malaria
48. Run over by car
49. Lynched
50. Alcohol poisoning
51. Drug Overdose
52. Being eaten alive by a komodo dragon
    
53. Being chopped up
54. Being locked in a room until you die
55. Bleeding to death
56. Elevator accident
57. Falling in a meat grinder
58. Being buried alive
    
59. Something really heavy falling on you
60. Throat cut
61. In childbirth
62. Being on a bridge that collapses
    
63. Being shot in the stomach
64. Being smothered
65. Untreated gangrene
66. Sky Diving accident
67. Having you face beaten in
    
68. Infection
69. Being on a concentration camp
70. Tornado
    

71. Dying on life support
72. Severely stabbed
73. Run over by a train
    
74. The gas chamber
75. Being struck by lightning
76. Being crushed by an elevator
77. Being strapped to a rocket
78. Being slowly poisoned in small amounts
79. Stranded on another planet
80. Bungee jumping accident
81. Imploding
82. Getting impaled through your anus
83. Drowning in the bathtub
84. Anything involving a chainsaw
    

85. Mountain climbing accident
86. Dying in a desert
87. Crushed by closing walls
88. Suffocation
89. Rupturing a vital organ
    
90. Tied to a train track
    

    
    

91. Being anywhere near an volcano eruption
92. Falling
93. Being pinned down by something really heavy
94. Slipping in the bathroom and hitting your head
95. Choking on a quarter
96. Floating aimlessly in space
97. Earthquake
    

98. Being shot in the face with a nail gun repeatedly
99. Waterboarding