99 Ways I Would NOT Want To Die

What is one way you would NOT want to die?

Normally I don’t write about things like this, but the thought of it occurring to me, of course while high.  The first thought that popped into my head was drowning.

Which would suck.

After thinking more about it and getting help from my friends on twitter, came up with this immense list of horrible ways to die.  I should warn about a couple of things before reading this though.  One is, it contains some graphic scenes and language that might completely blow your high.  Two, some of there are far fetched like #77, but they are all possible.

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13 Comments

  1. jade August 28, 2010 at 15:38

    ew thats actuall made me not want kids cause uu sid in child birth :O
    and a chansaw ewewew

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  8. heysayyes2drugz July 30, 2009 at 15:32

    i'm not worried about me dying , i am worried about killing other people. i have a quick temper and low tolerance of stupidity.

  9. emily July 29, 2009 at 09:23

    i really don't care how i die, as long as it's quick. i actually want to die in some crazy way.

  10. 420365 June 30, 2009 at 05:51

    Just don't die dude.
    Honestly, I'd rather do any of these things than get thrown in a sealed air tight little machine where they take the handle things and try to get the stuffed animal out. That would suck. That's not even bad ass.

    except maybe getting scalded alive or flayed or made into wax.

  11. DJ Diggity June 7, 2009 at 02:47

    ANYTHING involving a chainsaw? I mean, what if you had just ALMOST finished having the most earth-shattering sex of your life, and for some God-forsaken reason had a chainsaw sitting on the bookshelf next to your bed, and it was shaken loose by your furious banging and managed to clock you in the melon, causing a previously-unnoticed brain aneurysm to pop at the EXACT moment of orgasm…? Would that be okay? In other news, God, I smoke too much pot!

    1. Lenny June 18, 2009 at 19:37

      theres no such thing as too much pot if u ask me

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