As I Take Hits From The Bong

14-times Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps caught with cannabis pipe

I know I’m the last to report this but oh well. Michael Phelps was caught smoking from a bong!!! See? You can smoke weed and then win 8 gold medals. Take that non-smokers.

Michael Phelps was secretly dating a chick who goes to the University of South Carolina. When he went to visit her in November, he went crazy. Partying every night, drinking and smoking.

There is nothing wrong with all of that in my eyes. Just don’t get caught. If anyone has camera phones, confiscate those shits.

Here are some quotes from the snitches who sent this picture in to News Of The World and witness a lot of Michael Phelps fuckery.

“He arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him. Jaws hit the floor when he walked in. You don’t get many celebrities in Columbia, so when Phelps comes to your party it’s a very big deal.

“He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go.

“Every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He couldn’t get enough of all the attention.

“You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do.

“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”

Michael Phelps has since acknowledged “regrettable behavior” and “bad judgement”. The only thing that was regrettable about it was that he got caught and the bad judgement was trusting whoever he was partying with to not sell him up the river.

Now the good thing is, he isn’t going to lose his major endorsements which is good considering that he wasn’t smoking anything like crack and he is only 23 years old.

I actually wasn’t a big fan of Michael Phelps before. I thought it was cool that he won all those medals but I thought he looked funny with dumbo ears. I still think that but now he added a few coolness points.

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Author: Lenny

Women. Weed. Weather. @LennyGaiter @hail_mary_jane

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