10 Signs That You Hired An Awful Mall Santa

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Whether you are a department store owner, a parent, or a kid who is going to the mall to see Santa for the first time, you definitely want it to be a good experience. Here are 10 Santa Clauses you might not want in your mall this Christmas.

1. He can barely get through “ho, ho, ho” without gasping for air.

2. He Falls asleep on the job.

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3. He tackles innocent shoplifters

4. Amuses kids by demonstrating the “sleeper hold” on an elf.

5. People have to bribe their kids with sweets to get them to sit with him.

6. After he finishes taking the pictures he always asks the moms if they want some lap service as well.

7. You wouldn’t be to identify him in a police lineup.

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8. You find three bottles of hennessy in his bag of gifts.

9. He doesn’t have an age limit.

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10. He doesn’t get along with other holiday mascots.

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