Beyonce Has No Standards

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When I first saw the above commercial, it struck me as odd. I wondered if Beyonce thought she could get more exposure than she already has from a DirectTV commercial, like she did with this classic back in the day…

I mean, she couldn’t need the money, right? She has sold millions of records and she married to Jay-Z, who’s richer than God and Tupac combined. But wait…

Damn girl, there is such a thing as overexposure. It’s almost like…

Holy shit, you need to chill out Beyonce. When do you find time to sing?

Ok, this is ludicrous.

Ok, really? How much money does one person need? Apparently Beyonce needs a lot: Check out this story from What would Tyler Durden Do?

That’s right; dude is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocent people. That’s good shit, B.

On the bright side, she is super hot.

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