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Big Brown is going to be living a dream. According to the NY post, Big Brown will be paid, very nicely, for every horse that he impregnates.

Triple Crown contender Big Brown has a well-endowed future: Win or lose the Belmont Stakes on Saturday, he’ll command more than $100,000 for each mare he impregnates. That means that the big stud’s total take will reportedly be between $50 million and $60 million over the next four years or so.

Thats a pretty good deal. In order to impregnate them, he has to fuck them. So he’s gonna get more horse pussy than he can handle.

I’m jealous. Not of the horse pussy but of the money. Honestly though, I probably would just keep “trying” with a condom. Then again… I don’t think that they make condoms big enough for horse dicks.

[Source: Sports Point]