AXE’s Cleanest Dirty Caption Contest

What up Greenies, HMJ has teamed up with The Campus Socialite to bring you this “Cleanest Dirty Caption Contest” as part of AXE’s “Clean Your Balls” campaign.   We’re asking you to put your creative minds to use in a very visual way. Every day, for 5 days, AXE is going to link to a new [...]

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Montana Jurors Rock (Should Read More Coleridge )

Montana jurors are taking the law into their own hands by refusing to convict on marijuana charges.  Prosecutors quickly found themselves cutting a deal, but the defendant, Tueray Cornell, still got jail time.  “WE’VE WON” exclaimed Burners the world over.  Rather than being a landmark decision, it’s simply a bunch of citizens looking at the [...]

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Crazy Comic Fan or Real Life Super Hero?

He’s got a taser night stick, bullet proof vest, stab plates, mace/tear gas and a really tight suit.  His name is Phoenix Jones and he’s your local Super Hero (minus super powers or millions of dollars to provide cooler gadgets).

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No warrant, No entry

This doormat sure has gotta stick it to the man. Or at least give you some time to get rid of your stash before the cops bust into your place. Buy one here.

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Stoner Cat

Looks like we’ve got ourselves another stoner pet, this seems to have just met up with Dealer Cat. Shouts to Ivo  for submitting this pic, I swear you Greenies are trying to convert me into a cat lover…so far you’re doing a good job.

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Don Meredith’s Hazy Monday Night Football Broadcasts

The recent passing of former Dallas Cowboys QB and MNF co-host, Don Meredith, means different anecdotes are coming out surrounding the affable Good ‘Ol Boy from Texas.  One such memory comes from the legendary country music legend Willie Nelson, and will change the way you watch old MNF clips.  Wait–you don’t do this?  Well it [...]

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8 Cannabis Christmas Carols

Shout out to Kristian Angel for this Kushmas Card. Are you Greenies looking for some Kushmas Carols to get you into the spirit? Well, I’ve compiled a list of 8 of the Hempiest Holiday songs from around the web. Hit the jump, light up, and get in the spirit!

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Dealer Cat

Shout out to Tyler for sending in this pic of his laid back dealer cat. Looks like we’ve got another stoner pet on our hands. I’m not a fan of cats, but I think I can make an exception for this one…

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I Think She’s Onto You…

That is the last message you want to see on your papers but if you do then there is only one way to solve it. Smoke that paper and tell her you were going to meet up with her but then you got high. Seriously though, if you get into this situation come to her [...]

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