FBI Director FAIL

This post was written by Tyrel Click here to read his blog and Click here to read more by this author The Federal Bureau of Investigation is America’s domestic watch dog agency (yea Homeland Security maybe, but srsly?).  It brings me great pleasure to watch the current FBI director, Robert Mueller, give stammering testimony about [...]

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Well Played ya Stupid Pigs

Buckle up and prepare yourself for some ugly police behavior.  It seems the pig lice (I mean police) in Washington state raided the home of a dying medical marijuana patient, rather than follow up on the robber who cracked his skull with a crowbar.  Read on to find out details.

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Government Losses 1700 Pounds of Dank

During a “controlled drug delivery” for the federal government, 1700 lbs of marijuana was lost, presumably to some stupid potheads that somehow stumbled upon 1700 lbs of the governments weed.  Wanna find out the details?  I know I would.  You know what to do.

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NYC Police Officer Acquitted of Sodomy

This post was written by Tyrel Click here to read his blog and Click here to read more by this author A NYC Police Officer that had been on trial for sodomizing a suspect he had detained in a NYC subway system, has been acquitted of the charge.  Defense Attorney’s for the accused officer, Richard [...]

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30 LBS of Ganja Found in Jesus Christ

According to CNN, 30 lbs. of marijuana was found inside a picture of the big J.C. As the HMJ resident Catholic (actually, I have no idea if anyone that writes for this site is Catholic, so I am deeming myself the resident Catholic), I can honestly say this is really smart.  Why wouldn’t you do [...]

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Ontario Youths Busted-The World can now Breathe a Collective Sigh of Relief

This post was written by Tyrel Click here to read his blog and Click here to read more by this author Well this was a confusing article all around, and should make you upset.  According to the Soo Today, an Ontario online news source, three youths were picked up driving on Highway 17 in some place [...]

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Police Fail Of The Moment: This Guy Did His Homework!

This post was written by Ese Hozer, Click here to read more by this author Whats up everybody? I’ve been gone for a little while, work has been a bitch lately. The downside of doing IT is that at the end of a shitty day, I don’t even want to see another computer. With that [...]

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Any Dealers Want a Mustang from an Idiot?

A recent ad on Craigslist is offering a 5.0 Mustang for 2 lbs of marijuana.  The above picture is not the mustang in question.  In what is obviously a case of police entrapment, a man in San Francisco wants to trade his Mustang for weed because of leg pain.  He says that doctors won’t give [...]

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San Diego Woman Never Backs Down from her Legal Right to Get High (and finally gets her Bongs back)

Yesterday, a medical marijuana patient finally got her bongs back after a 7 month battle with the police after they were seized in June of ’09–yea we can do arithmetic.  According to Safe Access San Diego, Tiffani Kjeldergaard was busted by her probation officer as he stopped by to check on her for a prior non drug-related charge.  [...]

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Police Fail of the Moment: ¡Pues Muevete, Cabron!

This post was written by Ese Hozer, Click here to read more by this author Happy New Year everyone! While waiting for the homies to show up (and smoking a pre party joint), I got bored and found this hilarious Police Fail. As you can see, these cops are raiding a warehouse, and cant seem [...]

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