Daily Toke: If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Normally, I have list lined and ready to go after the daily toke. That's my been my bread and butter at this site thusfar. Considering that I woke up today and I have no idea how I got where I am or how I getting home, I don't have it ready.

Let me figure out how I am going to get home and I will be back later with a really good one for you guys that I didn't get to finish over the weekend. In the meantime, check out these great links from all these great sites.

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  • Alex

    they would turn green