Don’t be the next Victim

Kobe sells Ankle Insurance

Some of you cats out there really need to holla at Kobe Bryant for some ankle insurance. What exactly is ankle insurance for?

It’s for when you get crossed on the basketball court, in front of your girl and you suddenly hear a klick-klack noise coming from your ankles. That is the sound of yours ankles and your pride being shattered.

Kobe’s disclaimer on NotMyBrokenAnkles.com is…

Dear Friend,

Broken ankles can happen at anytime. Don’t let your friends, loved ones or opponents suffer from slow game any longer. If your superior quickness has ever broken someone’s ankles, don’t just laugh at them. Get them the peace of mind they so desperately need.After a lifetime of breaking my opponent’s ankles, I’m giving back to those in need.Soon, you can join me and help the broken ballers out there get back on their feet by recommending ankle insurance or the revolutionary Zoom Kobe IV.

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Author: Lenny

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