Doobie Cruising 101: 10 Rules For Smokin’ On The Road

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I’m not gonna lie to you. I smoke weed and drive. I don’t know of a pot smoker who doesn’t. Even C-List Celebrities do it! (like above, Misha Barton. Remember that show she was on called “The OC”? Me neither.) I smoke n’ drive alone, and with friends. Some say it’s not safe, and I only partially agree. I do however, feel like I am a better driver when I’m high. My senses are heightened and I always follow traffic laws to the letter (I’m just afraid of getting pulled over).

Here is a list of 8 rules that everyone who smokes while driving should follow. The first five rules are to help you avoid the police, but the rest are tips to make your time smoking more enjoyable.


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  1. keler July 14, 2015 at 23:03

    If someone want to try the electronic cigarette ,you can contact with me.To be a

  2. keler July 14, 2015 at 21:58


  3. Bakkkee June 8, 2015 at 16:49

    Didn’t see this but, it’s super important. Roll your windows up and or turn the moment you see a k-9 cop car. They will go crazy if your windows are down and you don’t want to be stuck at a red light and you are the only 2 vehicles there.

    Also don’t do anything stupid. Bringing talkative and distracting friends is a no no. Stay off your cell! Don’t draw attention to yourself with loud music or rolling all the windows down at the same time after boxing.

    If you are driving hit the blunt with the hand facing the drivers window. Hold the blunt with your hand like a C so nobody passing by on your side can see what you are smoking.

    You’re SOL if you drive manually or own a motorcycle. Don’t even try it. You are in a perfect position if you’re on a bicycle or stuck in traffic next to a 18 wheeler.

  4. Jim Beam February 20, 2014 at 22:30

    Everyone’s talkin about checking your lights….. I fully agree, BUT the ONE LIGHT folk forget to CHECK is they LICENSE PLATE LIGHT… uhhh, scoose me sir, I noticed your TAIL LIGHT was out & I had to let you know about th…. *sniff sniff* scoose me sir…. what’s that smell?

  5. spoiled_sport February 20, 2014 at 21:01

    A courtesy to the driver is to always pass the joint to them near the steering wheel so they don’t have to avert their eyes too much from the road. Not good if they have to reach over their shoulder to grab the joint, they may run off the road.

  6. Aj Presley February 20, 2014 at 20:32

    I never ride and smoke in residential areas. I always do it on the freeway, with the windows down. That way if I get pulled over I can stretch out the time it takes for me to find a safe spot off the freeway to pull over. This also allows me time to air out the car of the weed smell. I also keep cigarettes in my car, so if I get pulled over after I’ve let the windows back up I spark up a cigarette so it REEKS of cigarette smoke in the car. When passing the doob amongst friends I always have them pass the doobie low and it never gets handed to me from the backseat and I never hand it to the backseat. I always have the front passenger do it. I always make sure lights and turn signals work. Registration and inspection are current and obey all traffic laws to the letter. The absolute BEST time to smoke is during rush hour traffic. Its AWFUL here in houston, but enough so that if anyone DID see me smoking, there’s absolutely NO WAY that a cop can get to me because its so congested. Nightime is always the best time to burn.

  7. Jim November 12, 2011 at 04:14
  8. Jaa420 December 4, 2009 at 12:34

    The number one rule for any stoner driving at night should be to check all their lights before driving, wouldn't that be sad to get pulled over with a pungent kush blunt burning just because your left tail light was out.

  9. Smokey McPot November 2, 2009 at 23:47

    i never store my stash with my registration just in case i do get pulled over.

  10. XTINE October 31, 2009 at 20:20

    The only thing I would add is to have a butt bucket with you. It's easy to put it out with if you have to, and if your too pussy to eat it, you can throw it in there. My town is overflowed with cops, so I don't really ride & smoke anymore but when I'm outta town, its ON! 🙂 Also, if you have a long drive ahead of you, please pack a blunt for the ride….and a group is always better.

  11. adam September 17, 2009 at 02:07

    i just know dont blaze in novi michigan cops here are dicks and would love nothing more then to catch someone blazing

  12. Anne September 16, 2009 at 22:11

    I'm an old doper from way back and the best way to visit Mary on the road is to pull into a cemetery.

  13. meg September 16, 2009 at 15:07


    1. sirsmokeallot September 16, 2009 at 13:41

      i live in the middle of the city i luv to ride and smoke. cops are every were. just be smart about it and u dont have to worry about da 50

  14. Tha Joo September 16, 2009 at 08:25

    I just recently moved to the city I live in now and one of my favorite things to do is go exploring the city high. I usually will go ahead and pick a destination and just start taking random backroads to try to get there. One thing that always works for me too, if you are rolling by a cop and you got illegal stuff in your car, start picking your nose. Really get in there deep too. Put all your attention into it. I've done it every time and have never been pulled over when smoking, only times I've been pulled over is when stone cold sober.

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    ese_hozer September 16, 2009 at 05:06

    Awesome post man. These definitely hit the nail on the head…The only other thing I can think of is keeping a business card on hand to make a roach killer, but that would be a night thing.

  16. SUNand3Stars September 16, 2009 at 04:23

    Haha! Great stuff. I wish I read this a long time ago. I had to learn all this stuff over time, but I still love doobie cruising. But the best is to be with the homeboys, with a drink of choice, some badass tunes (from the ipod of course) in the car, and driving through the rich neighborhoods at the speed limit (fun aww-ing and ooo-ing at the big ass houses). Great times…

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    KylerDurden September 16, 2009 at 03:48

    I've been doobie cruising in rich suburbs for years and have seen only one cop riding around the sub. And i agree with Max, but i usually light up a black and mild cigar, cuz those things have THICK smoke that gets rid of the smell quick. thx for the feedback!

  19. max September 15, 2009 at 22:46

    uck it tiffany. GREAT ARTICLE, i always bowl it though, stinks less, or i have a vape and a adapter for the car. i like to park in the back of supermarket parking lots too. if ur off tax payer money= less cops, and if ur in a good spot u have good vision. sometimes if youre driving around alot after a blaze sesh a cigg is good after to “cover up” the smell, i dont even like ciggs its my only use for them

  20. Jay September 15, 2009 at 20:23

    tiffany you stfu.

  21. tiffany September 15, 2009 at 20:03

    umm maybe you should just NOT smoke and drive. has no one ever thought about that before? wow you are all stupid

    1. patty September 17, 2009 at 20:29

      Enter text right here!why even come on here if you don't want to learn form this get out don't come back !!!

  22. phatty September 15, 2009 at 15:03

    A really good thing to do is sit in your car while you get your car washed in one of those auto car wash places. It’s really fun.

  23. JJ September 15, 2009 at 14:39

    You’re both right. The rich suburbs have more tax money for more cops. Look like you know where you’re going (ie Don’t circle more than once Twice if absolutely necessary)

    Also one rule I didn’t see but is VERY good rule of thumb:
    Only break ONE law at a time. its much harder to get caught that way.

  24. concerned September 15, 2009 at 18:35

    NEVER go through a rich suburb… or ANY SUBURB… those people do call the cops, they have nothing better to do in those rich houses but be paranoid about their expensive things. they will find you and think you are doing much worse than smoking. don't need that kind of vibe when high.

  25. Lenny September 15, 2009 at 16:49

    I agree with Kyler… Its been my experience that cops patrol the suburbs waaaaayyyyyy less than in a city or in the hood…. I've lived in all of the above.

  26. adam September 15, 2009 at 15:32

    Its actually not a good idea to ride through rich suburbs. i should know i live in one and thats all what cops look for is kids and young people smoking in subdivisions. Head out to the sticks or a back road somewhere. the bigger the houses the more likely they have subdivision watch.

    1. x1134x November 2, 2016 at 20:04

      Cookie cutter developments often have a “double cinderblock wall” road with just a big multi-user mailbox for the neighborhood. Neighbors know so little about each other its not weird to see someone parked there “getting mail”.

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