Edibles: A grown perspective

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This post is a guest editorial post from a greenie. He argues against edibles in it but don’t let Thisbuds4you know. Enjoy and let us know your argument in the comments.

I don’t like  ganja edibles any more.  Here’s why.

They used to be awesome. When I was 16 and I lived with my parents. But now I find them to be precisely antithetical to what I like to do. I mean, when I lived at home and I had to tiptoe around adult authority figures it was awesome but now I have my own place and I can kind of just do my own thing.

You see, I like to eat a lot of bomb snacks. Like if there’s a plate of bomb ass brownies, I want to eat like half the plate at least. You could see why edibles frustrate me…especially these days- ish is strong!

Edibles are double strong with hash in the butter and multiple strains and kiefs in the mix, it’s ridiculous; them shits put you out.

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For real, you gotta have like a bite at a time to balance it with a day of activities which leads me to my next point.

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I like to blaze a lot; not just like a toke here and there but I like to taste a lot of herbs and feel many hits in a smoky way on the daily…

So again, because edibles are so powerful, I can’t also be blazing a lot of herb if I’m eatin’ em. Assuming I could eat edibles, smoke herbs, and not be dehydrated and sick, I’m still smoking weed I don’t really need to be smokin’ cause this big bang brownie or whatever has got me toasted as fuck as is.

Let me clarify that I am not anti-edible, I just recognize that they really aren’t for me any more. And don’t get me wrong; it’s fun as hell to get like a mad scientist with your homis and make a bunch of butter or cooking oil and get all baker’s dozen with it and cook up all kinds of goodies in someone’s kitchen.

But just follow me here, when I eat a little bit of powerful marijuana edible, I don’t get to eat a lot of the scrumptious chocolate treat nor do I get to blaze a gang like I like to cause edibles are so powerful.

Look, if you offer me a bite, I’ma take a bite but unless I’m gonna go watch a symphony with my dad or go to church with my mom then I’m probably just gonna blaze before whatever I do anyway, and that includes eating bomb ass snacks. If I’m gonna watch “Che” or some other very long movie that a blunt’s high won’t last through, you’ll catch me coppin’ a cookie but otherwise, pass me the regular ass snack cakes and a doobie.

By Tristan Acker jointreview.blogspot.com tristanacker@gmail.com

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