Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Being Arrested for Weed (But Were Too Afraid To Ask)
By: $@bs
Or maybe you were just too high, but regardless: What do you do when you’re busted for possession? Before you next joint, you NEED to watch this video. Learn all of the dos and don’ts of how to handle yourself when busted for the green. It also gives invaluable tips on what to do to ensure more lenient sentences, etc. Here are some good tips:
- Close your mouth!!! You have the right to remain silent, and since you’re not an attorney, shut your pie hole.
- Don’t grow in rows. It’s harder to be proven guilty when the growth looks more natural.
- Don’t open the door for police. Yell through the window or make them call your cell phone
- Take your time hiding the stash – if it takes you 15 minutes to hide, it will take the cops an hour to find and could save you years in jail.
- Hide your stash toward the interior of the vehicle instead of close to the exterior. It’s easier for canines to detect the weed when it’s hidden near the exterior.
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