12 Inventions That Had To Have Been Created By Stoners

Clips – Any kind of clip can be used for roaches. I don’t even know that they have any other use.
Caller ID – There is nothing worse than picking up the phone while your high and it is someone you DON’T want to talk to like someone who talks too much or your boss.
Silly Putty – You have to be high to come up with some shit like this.
Lighter Leash – Stoners lose lighters like nobodies business. This is the best way for you to offer someone your lighter and make sure you get it back.

iRobot – These automatic vacuum thing are perfect for when your high but someone knocks over the ashtray.
Key ringer – Stoners have the tendency of losing things frequently. Just hope that you are not the ass that is searching for his keys with the key thing that beeps to let you know where they are, and they are right in your other hand.



















7 Comments
Aaron
08.31.2009
Maybe stoners are on to something. Most of these are great inventions that everyone uses!
pba 2009
mmj patient
02.21.2010
I have always said that stoners are the most creative people regarding the inventions that serve our purpose — my favorite set of tools includes a bent paper clip, a metal nail file, and some dentist looking tools my husband used to use for his teeth
xstonergirlx
05.30.2010
im not saying your wrong, but those could have just been invented by people who wanted to make things convenient. Im sure some were created by stoners though
dervish
11.01.2010
hey way to kill the fun
comeon
06.23.2010
Pretty sure this was just a humorous article.
wkd fvkej v
07.01.2010
hehehe, "a couple more kicks should do it! "
biggeststonerout
11.05.2010
microwave was created by a guy walking down a street that had a chocolate bar in his pocket when he walked by something emmiting microwaves the chocolate bar in his pocket melted
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