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Ok so we all know that LeBron James is ballin out of control. He’s got Jay-Z in his corner, hes got multi-million dollar endorsements from almost every company in the world but apparently he doesn’t like to tip.

It went down like this: LeBron pulls up in his Mercedes outside XO. People stop and try not to stare, but c’mon, it’s LeBron James. He enters the restaurant with a group of friends. On this special occasion, the King decides to dine late. He keeps his group there until around 3:45 a.m. During this time the waiter obsequiously pours drinks and fetches anything else His Greatness needs.

The final bill comes to $800. By the feudal laws of decorum, which stipulate that the affluent should administer a 20 percent gratuity, staffers figured they’d be pocketing an extra $160. But when they fetched the autographed bill after His Heinousness bolted back to Akron, their expectation turned to disbelief, then anger.

LeBron stiffed them with a meager $10 tip. This is what French nobles like to call your requisite Bourgeois Bitch-Slap. The waiter wouldn’t even take it, tired of being shat on by guys like LeBron.

Now I can’t blame him for not liking to tip but $10?? This guy makes more money than god. He whipes his ass with hundreds. So for all you waiters and waitresses out there, if you see LeBron James comes, run!