Mary Jane Economics: The (5) Million Dollar Baby

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There is a numbers game to this Mary Jane thing. We’ve all had $5 on it at one time or another but what happens when corporations start to dabble in the weed trade? They make lots of money, of course!

This equity line will fund the confirmation phase of our business plan and other expansions moving forward,” stated B. Michael Friedman, CEO of Cannabis Medical Solutions.

Big Company makes money by doing business in a lonely market a.k.a. processing payments for medical marijuana dispensaries. Big Company has money but needs more money and can’t grow because the other boy and girl companies don’t want to lend their nickels to the Big Company that plays with the Mary Jane folks. Big Company then get’s a credit line of 5 Million dollars from the Rich Nice Guys Who Lend Money (a.k.a. private equity investment firm) which then allows Big Company to make a brand new Little Company that they also own. It’s a win-win situation because now we can all play with Big Company because he’s reformed; AND Big Company continues to get paid off the brand new Little Company which is really just the Big Company’s oh so cute mini-me. The Rich Nice Guys Who Lend Money get to make lots more money with payments and interest on their loan and everyone lights up a fatty and passes it around. The end.

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Author: TRJ

Political pondering as seen through a smoky purple hazed shade. A poet and provocateur who won't remember how and why I may have offended you please refrain from complaining. I love the kids; nature and I promote peace and humanity as mush as I can when not fighting domestic terrorist aka 'The Man'.

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