Medicated Mondays – 11/29: Trainwreck

Today’s strain is, Trainwreck, shout out to THC4U2C for this beautiful shot of some Trainwreck 3 weeks into bud. Each Monday there will be a new strain with snippets from around the web about the strain. If you’ve tried this strain feel free to let us know your experience in the comments section below. What was the high like? How did it taste? How did it smell? If you’ve got some bud and want it to make an appearance in a future Medicated Mondays, snap some pics and send them to tribute@hailmaryjane.com and be sure to include the name of the strain as well as any information you may have about it.

I’m a fan of Trainwreck when I want to straight chill and do absolutely nothing but watch a movie, definitely not a ‘get up a do a bunch of shit’ strain.

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Name: Trainwreck
Score: 8/10
From: Berkeley Patients Group
Type: Sativa dominant…maybe up to 100% if you find the right stuff
Genetics: This is another one of those strains that’s steeped in mythology. A lot of people up in Nor Cal will gut your ass if you don’t nod your head in agreement while they tell you it’s originally from Arcata, CA grown on a hillside near the site of some nasty summer-time train wreck back when Jerry, Jimi and Janis ruled the world in the 60’s. Some say it’s a product of two brothers from the 80s. And, a few think Tupac’s alive. But, really who gives a damn shit, right?
Price: $440/ounce or practically free if you grow it
Appearance: Strikingly beautiful like Kristen Schaal’s personality, with smallish nugs that look very sativa-like…akin to those rad 60’s Sativas from South America, which they kinda taste like, but absolutely coated in bright white li’l electric crystals. The buds are super dense and solid…like li’l green petrified popcorn.
Smell: Close your eyes and think back to the first time you ever smelled weed. Think Janis Joplin minus the vodka…no…better yet, close your eyes and imagine what Otto’s jacket would smell like. Yep, that’s exactly its intoxicating aroma.
Flavor: Absolutely fabulous. Trainwreck has a taste all its own, very very danky, very spicy, rich and complex.
High: Train’s got a very soaring high like a rocket ship that goes straight to the head and comes on fast and strong like a freight train.
Buzz Length: This shit grips on with white knuckles and won’t let go…like a psycho stalker ex-boryfriend who doesn’t take a hint and seemingly lasts forever like the fuckin’ rash he gave you.
Medical Uses: Great for depression, great for curing nausea, bringing on the munchies or turning an ugly chick cute. Wait…who said that?

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Author: Tribute

Are you a Red Eye Jedi? Do you have some glass that is Bong of the Day material? Are you a Stoner Artist who likes drawing, painting, photographing weed? We all know It's 4:20 Somewhere! Email me with your pictures at Tribute@hailmaryjane.com to be featured in future posts!

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