Mike Singletary is a masterbat…. errr master motivator

Mike Singletary
has had a hard week. Earlier this week he had to deal with stupid reporters and disruptive tight ends but apparently he had his own way of dealing with it, showing everyone his ass.

Chicago Tribune – If you were wondering, it’s boxers, not briefs, for ex-Bear Singletary.

A 49ers spokesman confirmed to ESPN on Thursday a report by Arizona radio station XTRA that Singletary, the interim coach, dropped his pants in front of his team at halftime during his team’s 34-13 throttling at home to the Seahawks.”He was just dramatizing how embarrassing it was,” 49ers spokesman Aaron Salkin told ESPN.

Singletary issued this statement: “I used my pants to illustrate that we were getting our tails whipped on Sunday and how humiliating that should feel for all of us. I needed to do something to dramatize my point. There were other ways I could have done it, but I think this got the message across.”

Ok in retrospect saying that he had a “hard” week and that he had problems with his “tight end” were probably not the best way to describe it.

My question is, if he took off his pants when they were losing at halftime, what he do after the game when they lost 34-13? Did he pull out the whips, chains and dildos??? Excuse me, I’m gonna go throwup now.

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Author: Lenny

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