Mr. Irrelevants get no ass
One of the contestants on the Bachelorette this season is none other than Ryan Hoag. Never heard of him? Me neither but he was actually 2003’s Mr. Irrelevant (the last player chosen in the NFL draft).
After Hoag’s display of masculinity in these videos, I can see now why Hoag never actually played a game in the NFL.
First Hoag gets owned by some random guy as he’s struggling to kick game to the chick.
And if that wasn’t bad enough, Hoag also drops a bombshell that he has never had sex before and that he’s only seen pussy on DVDs. Ok I made that second part up but it would surprise me if it wasn’t true.
“Christianity is first and foremost in my life,” Hoag said. “I don’t drink. I don’t use cuss words. I don’t have sex. I’m not going to do that until I’m married. So I have wondered about Deanna in terms of how she’ll deal with the fact that I’m a virgin. I don’t know how she’ll deal with the fact that I hold faith as the number one thing in my life.”
SUUUUURRRRRREEEEE, go ahead and blame it on god, that sounds good right? But my question is, if you are serious about losing your virginity to the right girl, why are you on a reality dating show? You can’t be serious.
Thanks to the Sports Point for puttin me up on this one… I LoL’d.