Tainted Tuesday: Cannabis Crab Dip

What’s good Greenies and welcome to another tasty Tainted Tuesday from me, ThisBuds4You. Ya know, I’m still on my seafood kick. Last week we checked out an awesome tainted shrimp bisque and this week we’re continuing the seafood with this badass canna crab dip. As always, try to use excellent quality cannabis. The better the quality cannabis, the less you will have to use.

What We’ll Need

  • 4.5 – 5 grams of kind bud, ground into a fine powder
  • 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
  • 4 tablespoons mayonnaise
  • 1 1/2 cups sharp shredded Cheddar cheese
  • 1/2 cup shredded pepper jack cheese
  • 2 (6 ounce) cans good quality crabmeat (don’t use the cheap stuff)
  • 2 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
  • 2 teaspoons hot sauce
  • 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
  • paprika, for garnish

Makes 5 cups of cannacrab dip, about 12 servings (each serving is equal to one potent pot brownie)


  1. *Decarboxylation Step*Preheat an oven to 250 degrees F. Place the powdered cannabis on a cookie sheet spread out on a thin layer. Bake in the oven for 10 minutes. Remove and allow to cool for a few minutes.
  2. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F
  3. In a medium bowl, mix the cannabis, cream cheese, mayonnaise, shredded cheeses, crabmeat, minced garlic, lemon juice, hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. Transfer to a shallow 9×13 inch baking dish. Garnish with paprika.
  4. Bake in the preheated oven 35-40 minutes, or until golden brown and bubbly.
  5. Remove from oven, let stand for 5 minutes and then DESTROY!


Keep it green and OVERGROW THE WORLD!!!


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Author: ThisBuds4You

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