Talking Points For the N.C.I.A.

Hamilton Nolan over at Gawker posted some funny talking points for the newly founded National Cannabis Industry Association(N.C.I.A.). The N.C.I.A. is made up of a little more than 20 members from various areas of the marijuana industry who are looking to help protect the interests of dispensary owners and customers.

  • “You smoked it. And it didn’t stop you from reaching middle management at one of southeastern Missouri’s top five Hyundai dealerships.”
  • “Would you be surprised to learn that your beloved grandmother smoked marijuana every week? Well, she did. She told us.”
  • “We can all joke about Cheech and Chong and stoners who say ‘dude’ and college kids getting the munchies. But in a new legal marijuana environment, Americans will have to smoke lots and lots of weed in order to come up with new jokes about weed that aren’t entirely outmoded. And that’s where we come in.”
  • “Nothing is better than marijuana for maintaining the fiction that you have a real relationship with your teenager.”
  • “It helps you get laid.”

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