The 15 Ugliest Athletes Of All Time
For the most part, athletes don’t have to be attractive in order to gain the affection of females. If you are a big time college sports player or in the NBA or NFL, it will only be a matter of time before the groupies flock to you. Whether you are attractive, average or just plain ugly, as a baller you will get female attention left and right but it most likely won’t be the kind of attention that you would want to commit yourself to.
With that being said, this post is not meant to take a jab at any of these guys manhood, I am sure their millions of dollars can get them far more random women than I could ever dream to slay. In terms of looks though, these guys are impoverished.
It is too difficult for me as a straight male to rank which of these men are uglier than the other so this list is in no particular order, each one of these guys could potentially take the top spot.
Marko Jaric
Greg Oden
AC Green
Tyrone Hill
Pau Gasol
Shannon Sharpe
Randy Johnson
Mark McGwire
Patrick Ewing
Dirk Nowitzki
George Muresan
Popeye Jones
The 1985 Boston Celtics
Dennis Rodman
Sam Cassell
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26 Comments
gibbs12
04.22.2009
why is shannon sharpe crying?
GMoney
04.22.2009
Any ugly athlete list without Otis Nixon or Willie McGee does not count.
Daniel
04.22.2009
Tyrone Hill looks like Jimmie Walker
martin
04.22.2009
umm.obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder. but i’d just say you are racist.
j/k yo.
ZB
04.22.2009
Great Rodman photos.. but dude.. most of those guys are not ugly. Ewing, Green and Jaric look cool to me.
sarah
04.22.2009
Erm…let me introduce you to beauty of Carlos Tevez njmg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/13/carlos_tevez_the_associated_press.jpg
And Iain Dowie
www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/images/2005/12/09/gallery36_470x300.jpg
Now they’re in a class of their own. Iain Dowie’s looks were transferred to Dirk Kuyt who looks like him and they both remind me of the film, The Goonies.
houroc
04.22.2009
@Sarah – LoL!!!! Everyone should check out those two guys. I didn’t even know about those guys but they definitely need to be on my list… doh!!
senor mullet
04.22.2009
how can you not include alex ovechkin?
M1fournier
04.23.2009
Sam is an ugly human being haha
houroc
04.23.2009
DJ Mbenga is worth an honorable mention at the very least
Steve L
04.23.2009
Wow! This list sucks!! Like seriously sucks!! Chicago Bulls resident he/she, Joakim Noah beats all these guys hands down. And don’t hockey players count? Mike Ricci, Chris Simon and Ovechkin need to be on here. And can you explain how a list of “ugliest athletes of alltime” doesn’t have any chicks on this list? Just because they have pussies doen’t mean they arn’t gross.
Here’s at least a couple that will make you vomit in your mouth:
Martina Navratilova
www.womenssportsnet.com/Portals/57ad7180-c5e7-49f5-b282-c6475cdb7ee7/images/tennis/olympics/Navratilova_Martina.jpg
Venus Williams
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Haley Wickenheiser
www.essomedals.com/images/content_woc_wickenheiser.jpg
Crystl Bustos
www.usasoftball.com/uploads/bustos/bustos01.jpg
Mike D
04.23.2009
Marshawn Lynch ain’t winning no beauty pageants…
houroc
04.23.2009
Looks like I am going to have to make another list with even more athletes I forgot, LoL…. Thanks for the feedback everyone.
Mike F
04.23.2009
Can’t forget about Dirk Kuyt and Yossi Benayoun if we are talking about ugly footballers.
Blackout
04.24.2009
Seriously, Julian Tavarez is easily #1, this list is retarded
t-puff
04.24.2009
An all-time ugly list cannot include only recent players…and Don Mossi is the ugliest athlete ever.
Matt C
04.26.2009
Rod Brind’Amour takes the cake, sorry man.
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boobs
04.26.2009
no joakin noah? are you serious?
modi
05.01.2009
jaric or w/e isn’t ugly.
why is shannon sharpe crying?
why did we let dennis rodman’s behavior fly?
Crane
06.17.2009
What about Raul Ibanez?
snappo
09.03.2009
How about jason Kidd, brett favre or reggie miller?
Mark
09.04.2009
Sheldon Williams – hands down
Glen Danzig
11.19.2009
KOBE BRYANT is Homely lookin!
Nancy85
11.19.2009
ewww Marko Jaric is Fugly!!!
Linda
03.15.2010
Marco is cute, youre crazy!
Scott
10.31.2010
Hands down …. Danny Napoleon, NY Mets 1965/66
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