The Jordan Chandler Thing Is Fake

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So yesterday a nasty viral rumor hit the internet. After the death of Michael Jackson this week, some asshole somewhere decided it would a good idea to make a blog, act like the kid that accused Mike of molesting him back in 1993, and say that he lied. Things like this make me realize why mainstream media doesn’t like us bloggers. You have to delve a little deeper to get to the bottom of it.

First of all, the letter was originally placed on a blog that had been newly created on It wasn’t linked up to any legitimate sources and wasn’t even written in proper English. Then it got picked up by some media outlets, got on twitter as a trend and the rest was history.

Why this was taken seriously is beyond me.  I actually agree with the mainstream guys when stuff like this happens but everyone needs to not be so god damn gullible.  We’ll believe anything we see on the internet….  Anyway, here is the original letter with some corrections provided by another no name blog.  LoL….

After the sudden death of Michael Jackson, Evan Jordan [Evan is his father’s name] Chandler tells the truth.

In 1993, Chandler told a psychiatrist and police that he and Jackson had engaged in sexual acts that included oral sex, the boy gave detailed description of Jackson’s genitals. [Copied from Wikipedia: “Jordan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation, and oral sex, as well as giving a description of what he alleges were the singer’s genitals”] The case was settled out of court for a reported $22 million, but the strain led Jackson to begin taking painkillers. Eventually he became addicted.

Now, maybe for the out of remorse of for his death, Chandler decides to tell us the truth. I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me ”. [This whole part is poorly written and I’m not going to validate it by correcting the terrible writing.]Evan Chandler was tape-recorded saying amongst other things, “If I go through with this, I win big-time. There’s no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever…

Under the influence of a controversial father (Jordan Evan [Clearly the person writing this failed to even understand the Wikipedia article that he sourced his information from] Chandler) told his son to tell say that Jackson had touched his penis.[ ]Jordan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation and oral sex, as well as giving a detailed description of what he alleged were the singer’s genitals. [Even worse than before, this is just a direct quotation from Wikipedia.]
” Now for the first time i can’t bare to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor.” [This is simply terrible English and no respectable reporter would write this badly. This is because this person is not a reporter, he is simply attention-seeking.]

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At this point, no one really knows what happened except that kid. If he did get molested, this whole story is fucked up and should have been left alone. If he was lying from the getgo, that’s really fucked up. I am not going to sit here and speculate on that because I really don’t know what happened but I will request to the internets to just LET MJ REST IN PEACE. Cut the shit. This whole situation is already hard enough on all his fans (including me) but we don’t need this bullshit to make it even worse.

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Author: Lenny

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