This is Why Your Kid Gets High
This is quite the find from houroc. From the youtube channel DementedRants comes a video of an enraged father discussing the failure of our country to protect the children from the evils of marijuana. In the video, a burly looking man, with a beard that is strangely familiar, rants about the evils of marijuana, and the stupidity of the legalization movement because, you know, it’s only stupid potheads making the argument. Check out the video and HMJ’s analysis after the jump.
This video was titled: “This guy is so much that is wrong with America” on reddit, and we couldn’t agree more. He reminds me of a guy that can’t get it up without a gun, and thinks that Bill O’Reilly is a man’s man. Any time someone claims the best policy for dealing with your son is “kicking him in the balls,” and then advocates that his “stupid teenage a__hole son” should be kicked out of the house, you gotta follow his advice right? What makes me even angrier is my father has a gnarly beard (and is the most tolerant guy you will ever meet). Can we please make sure this guy gets Child Protective Services called on him? Thanks.
Oh, and if you’re the son of this father, leave us a comment or your phone number, so we can make sure to get you silly high when you’re in the NYC area. Pretty soon you’ll be out of that terrible house anyway. If you do get kicked out you can stay with us. All the HMJ writers live in a nice bungalow in Manhattan, and you can be our next roommate.
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Tom
02.18.2010
this guy prolly gets so hammered all the time lol
Eric
02.18.2010
ignorant pig. makes me sick
chronwell
02.18.2010
These kids, they duct-tape stuff! Theyre very creative with how they hide their stash! HAHAHAHA!! This is wonderful!
ModernDayHippie
02.19.2010
I was getting annoyed with this guys horrible logic until he provided solutions to dealing with stoner kids… Football kick him in the balls… HIGHlarious
broski
02.19.2010
what an idiot. he needs to get his facts straight and stop being so ignorant. u know this guy probably drinks like a fish. this guy hasnt taken in the fact that its iligal for adults as well as minors. so adults are making these products for them. and if u kick your son in the balls hes gunna smoke more weed to relieve the pain in his nuts
bedrew
02.19.2010
How can it be targeting children when most likely there will be a age limit on buying weed if legalized? This dude should start to spectate and analyze the issue instead of giving parents tips on how to beat their children. I can't really take this individual seriously, any human being should understand that what this man is saying is wrong and absurd and incorrect.
broseph
02.19.2010
ha ha I just realized why his beard is so ridiculous and familiar. It looks just like the main villains beard in the first iron man movie.
FlameMage85
02.19.2010
I love HMJ long time reader first time posting.
Just wanted to say please change it to Your instead of you're. Thanks Bro
Monkstar1
02.19.2010
Yes. Please do this. it just takes away from the quality of posts that usually are on HMJ. And it's really bad when in the Youtube title, the correct form of the word is right there.
FlameMage85
02.19.2010
It's so bad I almost think its just a parody for comedic value.
This guy is an angry, ignorant douchebag.
%300 Sales tax? Really?
go-us-english
02.19.2010
Fu'''ing the dot now… in the topic… how do u talk about the children? Your or you're…
shpongled
02.19.2010
"You people are stupid, 'cause you're stoners!"
and then I lol'd. Ok, I laughed my ass off through out the whole video. His arguments are pretty much worthless and based only on his emotions not facts. And about that "growers targeting kids" crap – I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than getting wasted on alcohol.
Peace.
MissBliss
02.25.2010
This guy is a fucking idiot. Marijuana isn't even a drug. His spiel is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's motherfuckers like this that should smoke weed… he needs to calm the fuck down!
phil
03.06.2010
ummm dude Marijuana is a drug thats why i smoke it
but yeah he need a blunt
johnny blaze
02.26.2010
what a fucking douche nozzle
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