Webster dictionary defines Dank as “wet and cold in a way that is unpleasant” or “unpleasantly moist or wet.” Urban dictionary defines Dank as an “expression frequently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.” We are sticking with the Urban Dictionary definition. We’ve all had that dank at one point or all the time. It’s that bud that you don’t want to smoke. You just want to look at it and live inside the bag. What’s the dankest weed you’ve ever smoked? Let us know in the comments.
The dankest weed I ever remembered smoking would probably have to be White Widow. It was a few years ago and I was still relatively new to weed and didn’t smoke that often. One night after our shift at Friday’s my friend was super excited about running into a batch of this fine strain. All I can remember is being higher than I’ve ever felt before, in a total state of euphoria. Being from Jersey we don’t run into that high grade of marijuana all too often and at that point in my stoner life I was used to smoking regs. Recently, since I’ve become more knowledgeable on marijuana and it’s various strains I’d have to say Girl Scout Cookies might be one of the more dank strains I’ve had. It’s hard to compare since I was so new to the green back then 5-6 years ago it could’ve just hit me way harder than it would now that my tolerance has changed. Either way they’re both on top of my list as some of the dankest green I’ve been privileged to partake in.
I smoked pot three times before I got high for the first time. That first time I got high I watched the venetian blinds on the window dance in time to the music on the stereo. I enjoyed the hell out of that. I keep trying to replicate the experience.
The dankest had to be at the Toker’s Bowl in 2004. In a ballroom with a band, a dance floor, food, drink, and 200+ stoners from around the world talking, laughing and smoking, Michelle Rainey walks around giving “God Bud” to everyone in attendance — everyone at the same time. She announced there was not enough of this “God Bud” to be entered as a contestant at the Toker’s Bowl; there was enough to share. It was a new strain the grower had donated. “Enjoy.”
Everyone is lighting up as the band starts back up. It is noisy. It’s a big party with lots of people.
Maybe 20 minutes later the room is silent. The band is not playing; the waiters are not serving; no one is dancing, eating, talking or laughing. Just lots of smiles. The “God Bud” has introduced itself. At the time I remember giggling as I was thinking, “what happened?”
After I read the Webster definition, I wasn’t that happy with using the term dank. I rarely use the term dank nowadays. But I do still smoke it. The dankest weed I’ve ever smoked was back in 2006 called Northern Lights. I was just starting to smoke and bought an my first high quality ounce. It was a great two weeks of getting high before, between and after school.
White rhino or green Jesus.