Trading Pot for a Boob Job

Another story out of Great Britain.  A story I should leave alone, but with two of my favorite subjects in one story, how can I?  Across the pond a young woman planned on trading space in her house — space used to grow cannabis — for the funds to afford a boob job.  I’d say she doesn’t need it, but she has not asked my opinion.
Anyway, here we go . . . Bristol Crown Court heard the case of Kirsty Hartley, 23, who had been promised money by a drug dealer if she allowed him to grow cannabis plants in her bedroom. The drugs were to bring £16,000 on the streets, and Kirsty was to get half, which would pay for her cosmetic surgery. Socialized medicine indeed.

Hartley occasionally watered the plants and tended them when the dealer was unable to do so. The judge told her, “You succumbed to this individual, who wanted to use a room in your house to grow cannabis.” Her response was, “[I have] issues with [my] body and desperately wanted a boob job.” I vote “not guilty.” The judge gave her probation.

In the interest of gender equality, which HMJ fully and completely supports, I promise to report on the next penis for pot story I

find. Someone will send one in, I am sure. Learn more at The Sun.

[image: google images Great Britain]

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Author: DavidB

a heathen, but hopefully not an unenlightened one

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