Ok so I’ve never been to Utah. I imagine that theres not much to do there besides party. Which the Utah Jazz do and somehow allowed the pics to get on the internet. LoL. Unfortunately if this is any indicator of how much fun is to be had in Utah, than don’t plan on seeing me there anytime soon. I’m a little disheartened that even NBA parties are not immune to the dreaded sausage fest situation:

Andrei Kirilenko looks like serial rapist in this pic:

Mehmet Okur clearly can’t handle these chicks:

Leave the dog alone man!!

Hi mom!!

Theres a few more pics here.  Despite the fact this this is a clear sausage-fest, I’m very impressed that the Utah Jazz run multi-cultural trains. Somewhere Yao is shedding a tear, wishing the rest of his teammates would, for once, invite him to party with them.