60 Buzzkills That Will Ruin Your High
I figured a picture of Buzz Killington from Family Guy would be a good way to lead into my article on the worlds worst buzzkills. If you are not sure what a buzzkill check out how the urban dictionary defines it or check out this Buzz Killington clip.
That pretty well defines it. A buzzkill is a person or event that ruins a (usually weed-induced) good time. Whether it is something that happens beforehand, during or after the actual smoking occurs, it can have an effect on the overall experience. It may not always be negative but as long as the experience is gone, it’s gone.
Here are 60 of the worst buzzkills of all time.
- Bee/insect stings
- Cops
- Playing ouiji
- People calling who talk way too much
- Losing your weed
- The smell in the air after you just spilled your bong water
- People who ask really dumb questions
- Your kid walking in while your toking, asking “what’s that smell daddy?”
- Friends breaking things in your house (like a bowl or a bong)
- People rushing you to smoke when they didn’t put in on it
- Someone complaining about all their problems while you guys are high
- Facing your parents
- High maintenance girls
- Being around people who freak out or can’t handle their high
- Trying to find a parking space
- Friends (or you) getting sick and throwing up
- Diarrhea
- Dealing with loud, belligerent, drunken friends
- Showers
- Food, especially milk for me
- Getting into a car accident
- Being around someone who is smoking and doesn’t offer or share any with you
- Being around a friend who just got their heartbroken
- Nagging girlfriends
- Driving while people are arguing about where to go next
- Being around people who try extra hard to act like they are high. You don’t have to act like a complete idiot
- Smoking for the first time and finding out you are allergic to weed (if that’s possible)
- Airhorn to your ear
- Getting into a fight
- Food poisoning
- Dropping your dutch in the toilet
- Really cold weather
- Swimming
- Loud noise
- Scary movies
- Untimely business calls
- Any kind of physical activity
- Bright lights
- Having to watch a current Nicholas Cage or Ice Cube movie
- Blue balls
- When someone calls you and needs a ride after you just smoked
- Sitting down, getting bud, pack the bowl, and no lighter…fuck
- Hanging out with people who make jokes that aren’t funny
- Big, mean, or angry dogs
- Pessimists
- People who are excessively paranoid
- Realizing your stash is done
- Having a girlfriend/family member/friend, that disapproves of you smoking, catching you smoking
- Being lost
- Catching a cheating partner
- Work
- Your boss
- A Spider Crawling on your face
- Smoking with people who complain about your weed
- Forgetting about that oral presentation you had today
- Stubbing your toe badly
- Getting robbed
- Having to go to the hospital for any reason
- Ending up in jail
- Reading long posts about things that kill your buzz
I know I didn’t get them all. What other buzzkills can you guys think of. Do you have any stories? Share them in the comments everyone.
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frank
09.10.2009
taking a hit and pulling weed into your mouth. bleh
baggins101
09.10.2009
even worse ripping on a blunt and resin hitting the back of your throat…learn how to roll bitches lol
Chad
09.10.2009
I don't think scary movies kill the buzz, maybe really sad movies or something that you personally don't like.
Drew
09.10.2009
hahaha great list! Although i wouldn't say food is a buzz kill… overall good post
you're an idiot
09.10.2009
horribly wrong.
Meekle
09.11.2009
I have to disagree with the swimming thing, I love to go swimming when I am stoned.
Doug
09.11.2009
yea me too
vivi
10.31.2009
Went snorkeling in Hawaii deeply stoned. Uh.. amazing.
Justin
09.11.2009
whoever came up with this is a retard. finding out your allergic to weed (if thats possible)??? dumbass.
Cat
09.11.2009
I have a friend who swears she's allergic to weed! She says she tried it a few times while in high school and got horribly sick each time so she has eternally sworn off weed. I didn't think it was possible, but apparently some people really are allergic to weed!
BTW, the pic of that dude spewing is just wrong!
C-dawg
09.12.2009
Eit is possible to be allergic, look it up….quite a sad thingnter text right here!
JRock
09.15.2009
Had a brutal buzzkill just last week. Helping a good buddy move outta town, took a smoke break while taking his dog for a nice long walk by a river. About a mile away from the house-dog gets a sliver in his paw and we had to take turns carrying this big as dog back to his house on a 90 degree day!
Zach
09.23.2009
Energy drinks are buzz kills. Well they are for me.
Madeleinee
10.27.2009
Trying to smoke the clip and it flying into your mouth still lit.
Hahahahhahaha.
ashlee
11.08.2009
your friend vomiting on you. and it being collard greens.
sha
11.13.2009
this list is a bummer. all bad things
baked420
01.21.2010
reading all these.
lalala
02.03.2010
i just gotta say that takin a shower or swimming while your madd high is such a great feeling. and watchin a terrifying movie while your toasted can be great too cus everything just seems CRAZY.
trebliz
09.01.2010
showering while high is fun. also being too hot and having no A/C is a huge one..
NYYBatting420
12.11.2010
finding out your car was towed ruins your high in a second..
Humanunkind
07.31.2011
This is silly. The ONLY and I mean ONLY things that ruin your high are:
1. Running from the popo
2. Loud annoying high girls
3. Listening to music you hate
4. Wanting to smoke more but can't/losing your weed
5. Getting yelled at
6. Accidents and injuries of any kind
and
7. Being around a bunch of non-smokers who know you're high and thus act scared around you.
That's it. The things you listed are just pet peeves, they DON'T RUIN YOUR HIGH. How the hell would taking a nice warm shower, or getting scared by a big dog, completely ruin your high?
I'm going to make this clear for everybody: You shouldn't even smoke weed if you are hyper-sensitive or get emotional about so many things. The fact of the matter is that there will be certain stimuli that you don't prefer while you are high, but that doesn't completely ruin your high. If it does, just quit smoking because you are wasting weed for other customers.
Zhane
01.22.2012
Thank you fucking jesus!
trippyness
01.27.2012
what ruins my high top 5 1.getting stoned and then having a talk with my dad like right after-_-
2.my good friend who complains about is life, what is parents said. then him wanting talk about it like right after we get high. i DON’T get high to talk about problems, i get high to enjoy.
3.have nothing to drink and have mad pastes
4.listen to shitty music. when i get high i want to listen to trance, house etc. not gay ass rap. i don’t hate all rap but not while im high.
5. finishing all my weed,smoking weed that doesn’t really get me high, losing my weed.
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