15 Reasons Why Scooby And Shaggy Are Definitely Potheads

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Ok so earlier this week a made a post about children’s show characters who were probably stoners. The article got mixed reviews but I had a couple people on twitter questioning of all people, Shaggy and Scooby. I had a few others who got questioned in the comments and on twitter but that one definitely stood out to me because I thought EVERYONE knew they were stoners.

Apparently not so in honor of that fact I decided to put together this short list of reasons why I am sure these guys are not only stoners but super stoners. These guys might even be comparable to Snoop Dogg. You be the judge.

Scooby and Shaggy laughed and acted giddy all the time.
Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.
They were up at 2:00 AM searching for ghosts and monsters in a painted van called the Mystery Machine.
I’m pretty sure they just lived in that van, I never saw them go home.
The Mystery Machine is a stoners van if I ever saw one.
They wore the same clothes every day of their lives.
They were always up all night catching all these bad guys so you know they didn’t wake up until after 12.
Shaggy always had a messed up goatee & hair.
None of them were in college or had jobs. So what did they do all day?
Scooby and Shaggy were always in the back of the van, and we never knew what they were doing.
Shaggy always said “like” to the extreme, e.g., “like ZOIKS, Scoob, let’s get outta here!!” (WTF is a zoik exactly?)
Scooby is a dog. They aren’t supposed to be able to talk but Shaggy was the only one who could hear and understand him.
Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw the ghosts before them.
They could never figure out the culprit until the end when they ripped off his mask but usually that was the only other character on that episode.
His name is Shaggy??? I mean come on.

Now I know what a lot of you are thinking, “Damn houroc, how you gonna just snitch on them like this.” Don’t worry we’ve got that covered. In America, you can’t get charged for the same crime twice if you were already found innocent. In this bonus video that I’m providing to you guys thanks to my buddies over at spiked humor, we see where these guys were brought to trial but beat the case thanks to their great attorney Harvey Birdman. Take notes people.

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Jen

11.09.2009


You suck! Seriously you didn't even mention the fact that every time they left the van there was smoke billowing out of it.
goose

12.14.2009


seriously i will always believe that scooby and shaggy were stoners because every time they get out the back doors of the mystery machine smoke pours out… how else do you explain that?
RobTheDuder

09.07.2010


Scooby “Doobie” Doo, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now. Just rolled a fatty blunt, that we’re gonna smoke, and solve a myst’ry too now…

Honestly,

Scoobs is a figment of Shag’s stoner imagination.
iTokeup

12.18.2010


what about on the plane when shaggy said his favorite name is mary jane
guest

01.13.2011


for # 11 the word is actually Zoinks
valerie kuykendall

06.15.2011


I used to watch with my daughter when she was little. I was a stoner back in the day, (I'm 55 now), never knew till my daughter watched it with her kids that scooby was a stoner.
joe

09.07.2011


you all missed out the fact that they always have the munchies
ellie

09.09.2011


Lol this shit was hilarious, I was watching the first episode of the scooby doo live tv show, and when they went into the graveyard scooby saw a sign that said keep off the grass and said "hey, keep off the grass. haha, I made a funny!"
matt park

09.26.2011


Dooby can also be spelled doobie, which a 70's term for a joint.
fuckyournamebullshit

09.28.2011


ZIONNNNNKS not zioks

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