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15 Reasons Why Scooby And Shaggy Are Definitely Potheads

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Ok so earlier this week a made a post about children’s show characters who were probably stoners. The article got mixed reviews but I had a couple people on twitter questioning of all people, Shaggy and Scooby. I had a few others who got questioned in the comments and on twitter but that one definitely stood out to me because I thought EVERYONE knew they were stoners.

Apparently not so in honor of that fact I decided to put together this short list of reasons why I am sure these guys are not only stoners but super stoners.  These guys might even be comparable to Snoop Dogg.  You be the judge.

  1. Scooby and Shaggy laughed and acted giddy all the time.
  2. Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.
  3. They were up at 2:00 AM searching for ghosts and monsters in a painted van called the Mystery Machine.
  4. I’m pretty sure they just lived in that van, I never saw them go home.
  5. The Mystery Machine is a stoners van if I ever saw one.
  6. They wore the same clothes every day of their lives.
  7. They were always up all night catching all these bad guys so you know they didn’t wake up until after 12.
  8. Shaggy always had a messed up goatee & hair.
  9. None of them were in college or had jobs. So what did they do all day?
  10. Scooby and Shaggy were always in the back of the van, and we never knew what they were doing.
  11. Shaggy always said “like” to the extreme, e.g., “like ZOIKS, Scoob, let’s get outta here!!” (WTF is a zoik exactly?)
  12. Scooby is a dog.  They aren’t supposed to be able to talk but Shaggy was the only one who could hear and understand him.
  13. Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw the ghosts before them.
  14. They could never figure out the culprit until the end when they ripped off his mask but usually that was the only other character on that episode.
  15. His name is Shaggy??? I mean come on.

Now I know what a lot of you are thinking, “Damn houroc, how you gonna just snitch on them like this.” Don’t worry we’ve got that covered. In America, you can’t get charged for the same crime twice if you were already found innocent. In this bonus video that I’m providing to you guys thanks to my buddies over at spiked humor, we see where these guys were brought to trial but beat the case thanks to their great attorney Harvey Birdman.  Take notes people.

harvey birdman-shaggy busted S1E3 by gruber65

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Author: Lenny

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