15 Rules For New Weed Buyers To Follow

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So you want to buy weed? Tired of getting weed from your friends and want to finally venture out and buy weed on your own? Hail Mary Jane has you covered.  Until weed is legal everywhere and you can just go into stores and buy it like in Amsterdam, you need to be careful.  Follow these new weed buyer rules and you should stay out of trouble with the cops and stay in good graces with you weed man which is crucial.

Notice: Putting your email in the comments and asking for weed in a certain areas could get you into a lot of trouble…or high. Be safe, we don’t want to see any Greenies get into trouble.


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  1. Nigel February 29, 2016 at 11:32

    Looking for gud stuff notts help

  2. josh January 31, 2016 at 21:45

    I really want to buy weed

  3. Megan January 12, 2016 at 12:25

    Long time head. New. Jonesin

  4. Courtney November 16, 2015 at 17:02

    Looking for someone in kitchener

  5. Frank Guys November 9, 2015 at 11:37

    am a supplier of weed, connect me via frankguys6@gmail.com – can ship to anywhere worldwide. 100% guarantee and successful delivery.

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  8. Persephone September 11, 2013 at 00:09

    Coram, Long Island??

  9. SJ September 10, 2013 at 01:27

    Dealers in Phoenix HMU!!!!

  10. chris September 8, 2013 at 20:33

    Dealers in Houston hmu

  11. Kayla September 8, 2013 at 13:07

    Blaine, Minnesota?

  12. jessi September 8, 2013 at 00:08

    any in memphis?


  13. 2404life September 6, 2013 at 09:18

    hmu zkappcit1@gmail.com if ur in corning or painted post ny area. need a dealer.

  14. nigggggaaaa. September 2, 2013 at 08:04

    I love the secret handshake but,even the cops know what it is now days,looks too suspicious. I have my own dealer,he comes to my house. I recommend that then some random persons who offers you weed or just someone you only hit up for some weed. I think that’s rude.

  15. Looking August 31, 2013 at 00:22

    Any dealers in fairfax va area hmu at trufflesmagic@gmail.com

  16. John August 30, 2013 at 15:34

    Somebody in North Carolina Concord area please hit me up at

  17. xxkilljoy96 August 29, 2013 at 00:00

    Anyone in lower NY selling? Hmu @mcrfan1011@hotmail.come

  18. brian August 28, 2013 at 21:43

    springfield massachusetts anyone? i need a dealer bad. email me? lavalleybrian200@gmail.com

  19. Re August 27, 2013 at 22:04
  20. RE August 27, 2013 at 22:00
  21. Walt August 27, 2013 at 09:55

    Long Island anybody?

  22. Kim August 20, 2013 at 23:34

    Anyone sell in the rolla mo area? If so pleade let me know. Im new to the area and dont kmow any dealers.

  23. Ray August 16, 2013 at 18:09

    Harrisburg, Pennsylvania?…. Please?

  24. marjana đana ganja August 14, 2013 at 21:58

    on internet ?..good work guys hahaha..smart as fuck

  25. Katrina August 14, 2013 at 01:54

    Sudbury ontario Canada? Dealers hmu at katrinamarrria@hotmail.com

  26. madz August 12, 2013 at 01:44

    anyone got any in bucks county pa?

  27. Colin P. Müller August 11, 2013 at 04:32

    the people posting their personal info on here are dumb as shit

  28. kevin August 10, 2013 at 17:14

    I’m 15yo I live in bowie if someone could hook me up email me at kameron.Daniels@aol.com

    1. Joe September 8, 2013 at 02:34

      bowie, md? let me no if ur still looking

      ps- the guest below was me

    2. Guest September 8, 2013 at 02:11


  29. Camie August 9, 2013 at 04:03

    What is more a dime or dubs

    1. SuchAFkingLady August 9, 2013 at 16:44

      Dubs. Dubs ($20 sacks) are 2x as much as a dime ($10 sack).

  30. $avvy August 9, 2013 at 03:41

    East Atlanta??

  31. darko August 8, 2013 at 19:41

    how much would i get a dime for in brooklyn?

  32. skippy August 8, 2013 at 03:15

    need a dealer in london ontario hmu jacob103@hotmail.com

  33. Sara August 7, 2013 at 10:53

    Anyone have some in Melbourne Australia?

  34. Anthony August 7, 2013 at 03:41

    aye yo, anyone in Lakewood, CA selling? hmu @theanthony12349@gmail.com

  35. A Disigny August 7, 2013 at 00:48

    Anyone on st. Pete are got good stuff? My guy is gone for the month and just need some to last until then. Disignya@gmail.com

  36. dontdrinkthebongwater August 6, 2013 at 02:07

    any one holding in london ontario im chill and could bring in alot of buisness hmu @ jacob103@hotmail.com

  37. gmars August 5, 2013 at 18:31

    I slick need the hookup in Phoenix. Just moved out for school and haven’t found any. Hmu

    1. SJ September 10, 2013 at 01:32

      Did u find anyone in Phoenix? I’m new in town and need a hookup. HMU

  38. piemiha August 4, 2013 at 17:19

    south end Boston- desperate for a hook up. I’ll bring you good business. piemiha@hotmail.com

  39. Tabitha August 3, 2013 at 20:02

    Northern Michigan hit me up tabithapriebe@yahoo

  40. Pops M. August 3, 2013 at 14:35

    What up! Anyone in DC/NOVA that’s got the hook up, hit me up BlurredLinesDC@gmail.com

    1. happyboss August 12, 2013 at 01:16

      Let me know if u find anything neighbor DC/SE

  41. Buyer xxxx August 2, 2013 at 01:35

    Anyone in Fl Panama City let me know louiefortune@3gmail.com Ples

  42. NeedFahWeed August 1, 2013 at 00:04

    15yo Anyone in englewood Florida? Hmu. @ needfahweed@gmail.com

  43. Beckjes2748 July 30, 2013 at 09:11

    Anyone around grinnell, ia? Hit me up bj2748@yahoo.com

  44. Beckjes2748 July 30, 2013 at 09:10


  45. Steph July 29, 2013 at 16:15

    long island ny? hmu ratchetfolyf@gmail.com

  46. need weed July 28, 2013 at 20:12

    broneedlove@gmail.com dunn co. Wis. Some one help hook me up

  47. buijkly July 28, 2013 at 08:46

    bros i know ill get no responses but if your from kentucky,carrollton hit me up itsmedusa998@gmail.com

  48. Cboppin July 23, 2013 at 23:41

    Yoo anybody in Yonkers NY? Hit me up cboppin@gmail.com

  49. Sillystrang July 23, 2013 at 17:09

    New to the DFW area. Could anyone point me in the right direction? l0new0lf@mail.com

  50. Axty July 23, 2013 at 03:58

    Anyone near levittown ny?

  51. dloomiss July 21, 2013 at 05:45

    Eugene, Oregon anyone? Dloomis03@ymail.com hook me up man

  52. bored July 20, 2013 at 19:18

    looking for regular contact in hochelaga montreal. email me at


  53. MoshPitToker July 18, 2013 at 18:35

    Anyone selling springfield massachusetts? email me


  54. needweed4 July 18, 2013 at 16:54

    Port aransas anyone?

  55. darren July 18, 2013 at 02:49

    I need a dealer in the dmv

  56. Andrey Zaselevech July 16, 2013 at 23:04

    anyone in Champlin, MN? hit me up: andeydacool@gmail.com no bullshit name the price

  57. Montie July 13, 2013 at 19:40

    Lookin to rid urself of unwanted reg hit me up

  58. DylanShades12 July 10, 2013 at 19:08

    Any dealers near Lewisburg TN?

  59. Chris July 9, 2013 at 12:34

    anybody near or around coral springs florida. I just moved here from ohio and dont know a soul. Need help. hit me up millerchristopher301@yahoo.com

  60. Marcellus July 7, 2013 at 22:31

    Who got that loud in lincoln, nebraska

  61. guy July 7, 2013 at 01:12

    16 yo in Oakley, Ca
    if you can hook me up with something, davejoren18@yahoo.com

  62. Cuntcalibrator99 July 6, 2013 at 23:22

    If you got any around the Dallas Tx area hit me up, I live about 40 mins away but maybe we can work something out.

  63. theratwitch July 6, 2013 at 17:09

    When you finally find a good, reliable source, don’t forget about them during the holidays. A little goodie bag of munchies, a pack of their favorite flavor of blunts or papers, or such. Not only does it show that you do appreciate the excellent product and service, but it also tends to make them very generous with their bags especially around the holidays. My old dealer says she misses my gift bags of homemade candies and b&b products. I tell her I miss her good smoke. Reminds me, if there’s anyone over around Central Arkansas, hit me up. I’m a roadrunner and will travel.

    1. newbie rolla July 23, 2013 at 22:16

      Bro Im in jonesboro arkansas new to weed never bought some can you hook me up and give some.pointers.email at sakashi_hatake@yahoo.com and text at 8702064493

  64. Kris July 4, 2013 at 20:44

    Dealers in the DMV?

  65. haze July 2, 2013 at 00:53

    Any dealers in sandy springs

    1. Handle July 5, 2013 at 10:26

      holy shit that’s where I am. If you find someone tell me.

  66. Ryan July 1, 2013 at 14:21

    I’m in MN, anyone?

    1. D August 6, 2013 at 21:34

      MN, also looking. suqmudiq1@gmail.com

  67. Ryan July 1, 2013 at 14:18

    I’m in MN, anyone ?

  68. VD June 30, 2013 at 23:29

    Anyone in Holly Springs, NC? lookin for some weed vinnydesarno@gmail.com

  69. daddie June 30, 2013 at 00:43

    Anyone good In ms

  70. Dannabis June 29, 2013 at 12:49

    anyone good near six flags nj?

  71. Bammargerafreak June 28, 2013 at 02:45

    Got any good good around Fredericktown Missouri. Hit me upppp! :3

  72. Buyer June 24, 2013 at 00:31

    I’m 14 and I can’t get anything good even tho I live in CA. If you can get me some stuff in Palo Alto I’d be so happy

  73. 7482 June 23, 2013 at 22:36

    dealer in atl hmu

    1. t July 21, 2013 at 04:28


  74. Ryan June 23, 2013 at 20:32

    mundelein illinois hit me up

    1. Noemi June 26, 2013 at 17:54

      Hey! Did you manage to find a dealer? I’m in lake county. I’m new to the area and looking for a dealer. Help me out? eehcuhhhz@yahoo.com

  75. fernando18 June 19, 2013 at 22:38

    is there a dealer in phoenix az east phx?

  76. fernando18 June 19, 2013 at 22:28

    wher can i find some trees in phoenix east valley

  77. Syfwu June 19, 2013 at 20:21

    Looking for a dealer in South East San Jose, Ca (near the evergreen area) if you know where to get a dealer or if your a dealer hit me up, text me @ 1(408)-665-3944 (this is a burrner phone)

  78. 21 June 18, 2013 at 14:34

    Any dealer in the Springfield mo area that can deliver if there is tell me I will hit u up

  79. Toker June 18, 2013 at 03:39

    Any dealers in or around Claremont, California? Hit me up at dank_mj@yahoo.com

  80. rj June 16, 2013 at 03:14

    tb area hmu

  81. Columbus June 16, 2013 at 01:59

    Columbus ohio

  82. Mr.Unstonable June 13, 2013 at 01:07

    Anyone in philly that could hook me up? I have a phone but it got taken away text me anyways ill reply when i get it back 347 378 1344 or email my ass joshscootz@gmail.com hmu

  83. ofwgkta June 10, 2013 at 18:33

    Jacksonville, FL
    15 year old white boy. Its hard getting my shit, and its a hassle. Got to go through this same guy everytime and he’s a free-loader.

  84. stoneygirl May 30, 2013 at 06:16

    any dealers in the spartanburg area of South Carolina? Hit me up bobthachicken@gmail.com

  85. Bill May 28, 2013 at 20:39

    Xxfr412xx@gmail.com dealer in Indianapolis hook me up

  86. GoogleUrShit May 27, 2013 at 21:44

    Dealers in Eastern tennessee area kik Dr._Me42

  87. Kent HW May 27, 2013 at 01:52

    el paso, texas! what up?

    1. Mr.Unstonable June 13, 2013 at 01:08

      hahaha i use to live there!

      1. joe June 20, 2013 at 03:41

        What up I’m from there

  88. Ry May 27, 2013 at 00:12

    Palo alto, CA? weed4evah@gmail.com

  89. Dayton Clarke May 25, 2013 at 22:10

    Anyone in the Shreveport,la area?? If so hit me up hilarioussiz@yahoo.com

  90. Michael Scott May 24, 2013 at 19:19

    Dealers in Linclon, NE?

  91. Guest May 21, 2013 at 15:54

    Dealers by cliffside park nj?

  92. Hiker45 May 19, 2013 at 19:21


    1. Joe September 8, 2013 at 02:21

      still lookin?

  93. emily May 16, 2013 at 15:02

    anyone sell on long island?? hmu dealers suck here aha

  94. Mo' Red May 9, 2013 at 16:41

    If you have some in fortbend/sugarland area of houston,texas hit me up mored94@gmail.com

  95. drugs May 8, 2013 at 21:14

    Have any good shit in Omaha NE hit me up klonekat31@yahoo.com

  96. Brownman May 2, 2013 at 03:52

    anyone in solothurn

  97. Brownman May 1, 2013 at 10:28

    I’m bored and alone in solothurn, on holiday

  98. John Smith April 30, 2013 at 07:39

    Dealers in Tucson? Hit me up.


    1. Soccerroc July 9, 2013 at 18:01

      Dude I’m from around there. If you find anybody hmu!

  99. Jane April 29, 2013 at 18:10

    Anyone in the SW VA area? Between Roanoke and Lexington… I don’t know anyone and in need. Thnx!

  100. smokedatkoosh April 25, 2013 at 16:23

    anyone got any? hit me up eric.pauley@hotmail.com

    1. Samuel April 28, 2013 at 10:15

      Hello boss i’v got some real stuff for u directly from Africa,but am based in Saudi also is where i trade with my stuff, so can u look for me regular buyers from ur area for long term? Note, transportation is not a problem. waiting for ur earliest reply. One spirit boss

  101. weedman April 21, 2013 at 17:17

    anyone dealing in northwest arkansas hit me up

  102. Ry April 19, 2013 at 19:29

    I’m 13yo I live in Silicon Valley, CA. Anyone who could hook me up? I’ve been looking manually for a long time I haven’t found any1 plz send email to weed4evah@gmail.com if you can help out. I can wait at a location after school if needed. (3:00 – 3:30)

  103. Timmay April 19, 2013 at 14:09

    Looking for some in the lake or McHenry county area. Hit me up datapple1089@gmail.com

  104. mikey April 16, 2013 at 23:08

    Chicago, Logan Square, new in the neighborhood…small amounts if it is worth your trouble.

  105. Effy April 12, 2013 at 14:18

    Anyone in St. Louis, Missouri area? Hit me up! Dezinergirl411@yahoo.com

    1. Kim August 20, 2013 at 23:47

      Let me know if you find anyone im in the rolla area

  106. MrSunshine April 8, 2013 at 10:42

    North-West suburbs of Chicago, any dealers hit me up.

    1. Noemi June 26, 2013 at 17:56

      Did you find anyone? I’m north of Chicago. Looking for a dealer too. Hook me up? eehcuhhhz@yahoo.com

  107. sam April 6, 2013 at 21:44

    i`;m looking to find someone in the Pgh, PA area who has the good, good quality. I just moved here and I’m too old for the regular social scene and I’m the onlt person in my “circle” who smokes. I dont tell anyone about it so now I’m dry and I dont know what to do. If anyone can help please hit me up at sss3057@mail.com. Thx

  108. UB April 5, 2013 at 21:34

    If you have some good shit in the DMV area hit me up.

    1. dank shit June 28, 2013 at 21:30

      I gotchu. Holla at me at rickng1990@gmail.com

  109. Mary Jane Fonda April 3, 2013 at 16:14

    Best rule of thumb, get your goods before you pass of the $ so you don’t get beat.

  110. john March 28, 2013 at 03:43

    email me , anglesea, vic, australia , yates58@hotmail.com

  111. Jay March 14, 2013 at 20:32

    Hit me up if you’re in the Albion NY area.

  112. JesterHead March 6, 2013 at 01:47

    Anyone in the Birmingham, AL area? Shoot me a message @ : jacobbeck49@gmail.com

    1. Jade Ivey Edmonds April 19, 2013 at 00:06


  113. Kali March 5, 2013 at 21:19

    Any dealers in Utah hit me up 😀 Kali.nguyen11@gmail.com

    1. outmomo March 6, 2013 at 12:35

      asking the same!~ salt_plum@live.com

  114. Dezert February 24, 2013 at 14:32

    I know no one wants to put people on… especially people to meet online. So can someone simply tell me HOW can I find good weed. like you know these low level boys are getting ..dirt. How can i get a good supplier

    1. dankk only March 1, 2013 at 22:23

      Bre were u at in this world ppl like tht evrt were. I got topshelf. Indo fo 25 an eighth fuck the clubb jus ask round if u aint in sacramento thts were im at

  115. ashley english February 19, 2013 at 11:14

    i love to smoke i have a hard time getting the hook up anybady no anything

  116. dealer February 2, 2013 at 02:32

    onion whole

    1. ashley english February 19, 2013 at 11:20

      hey what’s up dealer

  117. Johnny B January 29, 2013 at 20:12

    I would definitely buy a scale! If you don't have a scale and are new to marijuana you will get ripped off. Sorry but its true :/ check out a site like http://www.scaleforweed.com if your looking to buy one online (much safer than buying one in the store…. everyone knows what you are using it for!)

  118. ronney January 26, 2013 at 05:48

    hi francescskunkweed , we need to talk as soon as possible bro .. email me skies_113@yahoo.com , i have write u on skype so check it bro and we talk there thanks

  119. dubolicous January 25, 2013 at 19:40

    an Ounce is a Zip and 3.5g is a slice not an eighth.

    1. Stoned4ever January 29, 2013 at 15:01

      3.5 is an eigth where im from,so stfu

  120. Gremory December 18, 2012 at 23:58

    okay number one: prices vary on quality SO enjoy your shaagg. number two dont fuckin brag about your "weight" online or anywhere you dumb fuck("durgdealerlol"). nd never deal in public unless its a good friend and a not a causality… dont fuck with your elderd vets or mobs do what they say how they say it no matter what. dont bitch or brag or buddie up. REMEMBER IT NOT CRACK. so dont treat it so. [polldaddy 6779459 http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/6779459/ polldaddy]

  121. robin November 25, 2012 at 19:01

    hi ,i have good high irie green stuffs men good and fresh from the farm its pure good weed , will make u feel irie soooooo good i have more very low price , i grow myself and prepare it well for smoke, contact me now my skype : robinfox8 , yahooemail : skies_113@yahoo.com so contact me so we get deal up thank you ,

  122. Anthony October 1, 2012 at 19:45

    Ok, there are some good points here, but there are also some useless points here. Fuck the “secret handshake” that’s a load of crap, if you are meeting up with them do it when there are very few people around, if you meet up with your dealer and there are a lot of people around, take a walk around the corner, act as though you didn’t intentionally meet up with them, pretend that you just bumped into them, tell them it’s too crowded make them walk with you for a bit, looks less suspicious. Guys the best place to stash your bud is under your balls, yes it sounds dirty I know, but believe me, I have been stopped so many times and never been caught with it whilst it has been there, it works! Ladies, if you carry a bag around with you, make sure you have a discrete item that you can pop it in, otherwise your bra is a good option, but that leaves it open for people to smell… If you have smelly. If you go to your dealer regularly, ask them if they would like to share a zoot with you, if they say no, just say ‘ok that’s cool, I’ll see you around’ and walk away, don’t just stay there waiting for Christmas to come, if they say yes then have a spliff or 2 with them, after that tell them you’ll be back when you can get some more dollar then leave. DO NOT bring groups of people to the house for a few seconds/minutes whilst the dealer grabs the bags or bags it up, go on your own, show some respect, the more people that go at the same time means there is more of a chance of getting caught and your dealer getting raided. Tip for dealers! Do not tell everyone that you are selling weed, tell certain people that you can trust, tell them not to bring anyone to the house until they have known them for a while and as long as they trust them, usually tell them 6 months before introducing anyone else, that way, you get your customers and you don’t get a lot of idiots coming to your door ” Yo, you got any bags?” last time someone did that whilst I was with my dealer, I walked to the door and slapped him and told him to fuck off, nobody wants a loud mouth simple as. Now the list of names for bags: draw-10 bag/ 0.9-1.2g. Eighth- 20 bag/ 1.7-2.3g. Quarter- 40 bag. Half – use your brain, O- ounce. If I made a mistake with the weight please correct me but that’s what I usually get. Don’t ask them questions about the weed, if it smells nice, looks decent, take it, smoke it, if you like it, buy some more. Asking questions will get the dealer curious, especially if he has only just met you, if you have known them for ages then fair enough ask them bits and bobs about how it’s grown and shit, but don’t ask about the thc percentage that’s just retarded. I know I missed a lot off but it’s 0044 hours and I’m absolutely shattered, so please add more if you think it is necessary. Thank you!

  123. Misael Ortiz September 21, 2012 at 18:09

    I need so much weed

    1. robin November 26, 2012 at 03:44

      i have good stuffs man any qty , i grow it myself and low price man contact me skype robinfox8 email , skies_113@yahoo.com

  124. Thc Support September 6, 2012 at 01:45

    This is my first opportunity to visit this website. I found some interesting things and I will apply to the development of my blog. Thanks for sharing useful information.

  125. Rabbitt August 28, 2012 at 15:19

    61 yo male, just started using for a 41 year old chronic back pain problem. Trying to figure out how to buy my own without going thru a middle. Live in Florida and medical is not available. If I was in highschool it would be a piece of cake.

    1. robin November 25, 2012 at 19:05

      i ,i have good high irie green stuffs men good and fresh from the farm its pure good weed , will make u feel irie soooooo good i have more very low price , i grow myself and prepare it well for smoke, contact me now my skype : robinfox8 , yahooemail : skies_113@yahoo.com so contact me so we get deal up thank you ,

  126. weedincali August 27, 2012 at 19:09

    need something in palm springs ca – email weedincali@hotmail.com if you can help or have advice for me. here for a few days and desperate 🙂

  127. Danny August 18, 2012 at 08:52

    Or you can email me I vacume pack and can prove by video I’m Ligit Ddjj1983@hotmail.ca

  128. vee August 13, 2012 at 03:39

    IM NEW WITH WEED BUYING, can anyone help me? how do i find people.. im a teen.. im 14 , i know but im trying lol.

  129. popusti August 1, 2012 at 08:33

    Good post, well put together. Thanks. I will be back soon to check out for updates

  130. reportes July 12, 2012 at 10:31

    reported to the police good luck

    1. rachel November 4, 2012 at 01:59


  131. Abdelrahman June 22, 2012 at 01:52

    Has anybody got something for me in northeast philly? Hmu

  132. Slep sluzbe June 15, 2012 at 08:55

    Good post, well put together. Thanks. I will be back soon to check out for updates. Cheers
    Slep sluzbe

  133. Bob jones May 26, 2012 at 01:15

    Hey anybody good think they can hook me up in Ohio?

  134. browndemm May 21, 2012 at 18:14

    I can ship stuff to anywhere in the world without any fault. Kindly email me your phone number to link you up easly. Browndemm@yahoo.com

  135. browndemm May 21, 2012 at 18:04

    Guess I can ship you stuf to you anywhere in the world with fault… Kindly email me your phone contact and I would get back to you asap. Email- browndemm@yahoo.com

  136. Carl May 5, 2012 at 15:39

    I like to rape women and sell their body parts for weed

  137. Almonds April 17, 2012 at 02:46

    If youre tired of making small talk with your dealer theres plenty of places online to buy weed these days. Theres a good ebook on the subject with a walkthrough at http://www.thenewblackmarket.com

  138. Francesc April 16, 2012 at 08:25

    writing because i am a canabis,skunk,weed tobacco,hash,coke and many othe drugs supplier in my area.i do supply by retail and whole sale price too.
    so i write for i wish to promote by business here
    so interested ones should come back for pictures and more detials.
    i sell out at affordable prices to all types of buyers.
    will welcome all.
    while waiting i remain focus to seeing that a long business ralationship is been
    created with those that contact me for my good products .
    my skype is: Francescskunkweed
    regards FRANCESCS.

  139. Francesc April 16, 2012 at 08:12

    writing because i am a canabis,skunk,weed tobacco,hash,coke and many othe drugs supplier in my area.i do supply by retail and whole sale price too.
    so i write for i wish to promote by business here
    so interested ones should come back for pictures and more detials.
    i sell out at affordable prices to all types of buyers.
    will welcome all.
    while waiting i remain focus to seeing that a long business relationship is been
    created with those that contact me for my good products .
    my skype is: Francescskunkweed
    regards FRANCESCS.

  140. blacklung young March 24, 2012 at 15:01

    He said know your prices and don't ask then he said know your prices for a gram? There always 20 or less bruhhhh least in as were I swear everything's fire for me crept for reg or"mids" unless it's a big blunt or two. Or a gravity bong see just really blown writin on this shit right now .

  141. pmpmn March 9, 2012 at 06:54

    Any advice for a 48 y/o female who is new to this? Looking to buy for medical reasons until I can get my licence. Never done this before. I can't pull off some of the slang convincingly. My youngest said to profile people according to who I think might smoke and say something like, "Do you smoke? I'm looking to blaze if you do."

    She got that off the net somewhere and she had to be kidding! That would feel totally unnatural for me. The guy I know at the local hemp shop laughed when I mentioned it to him today and said people would think I was law enforcement. No doubt!

    I don't even know how to profile and I sure don't look like someone who smokes, even in my jeans. I never even tried it until I was 38 and doubled over in pain…that's what it took for me to try it the first time. I was too square as a teen to even hang out with people who did it. One of my daughters used to help me with this but now that she's moved away, I'm on my own.

    BTW, I'm in a small Canadian prairie city. Granted, it's a provincial capital, but it's a far cry from Toronto.

    1. lol March 14, 2012 at 05:52

      pmpmn if your son smokes ask him if he could hook you up with his dealer

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  149. TokeySmurf October 19, 2011 at 00:12

    When weighing, it is good practice to weigh the FIRST time you buy from someone. Be cool about it though, trust and report go a long way. Just mention it is a common practice for you and nothing to do with who they are. And weigh EVERY time, as some dealers will think that since you weighed the first and second time, they can start selling you lighter bags. Look for giant baseball bats in your bag as well… these can make up a lot of weight. the dealer wont be offended if you handle yourself in a cool calm manner, he will know he is dealing with someone who knows what they are doing. IF THE BAG ISNT RIGHT SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU PAY. DONT GO HOME AND COME BACK LATER BITCHING ABOUT YOUR BAG. Not all dealers will make it right with you… you leave with it, it is yours. To cut down on probability of getting ditch weed, buy KB… and know your strains! Hope this helps..

    1. Dezert February 24, 2013 at 14:28

      what is KB

  150. Jaa420 December 4, 2009 at 13:02

    1. Never give anyone money until you see what your buying
    2. Don't get fucked over and don't be afraid to say you don't want to buy because it looks like shit
    3. NEVER buy shake, make sure you see buds
    4. Buy a scale and bring it every where you go when you buy, have them put your bag on the scale if they refuse well…the only reason for that would be if they were doing bad business otherwise they put it on and it weighs out and if anything give themselves a good reputation
    5. Learn some form of self-defense, there are no rules in the black market and no one gives a shit if the drug dealer you thought was cool with you robbed you
    6. Honestly the best people to do business with are older people, because they have things to lose, like family, houses, cars, no fucking around all business it may be their main source of income kids will try to under cut, rob you, possibly even set you up
    7. i could go on forever but remember, your life is more important than getting high, and what i mean by that is don't put yourself in a dumb situation where your waiting for a dealer in some public place and looking so obvious going to jail for weed can and probably will turn your life upside down

    knowledge is power

  151. southeaststoner December 2, 2009 at 02:07

    20 a G is only for 30-60, and if you're paying 30-60 you better make sure it's worth the money

  152. GuyLafleur November 22, 2009 at 12:08

    A gram for 20$!!! thats insane.
    I just bought 14g for 70$ yesterday.
    I live in canada 🙂

    1. Ultimatelightweight April 21, 2012 at 08:23

      A gram for 5 bucks WHOA haha a gram for 10 seems pretty even I’m just in a little town in …. CANADA everything is better in Canada

    2. PimpKakes November 25, 2009 at 09:07

      gotta love cananda 🙂 and 20 is alot for a g… and u prolly should just ask if its good shit or not… dont really need to know too much more..

      1. rick March 28, 2013 at 00:50

        I live in Canada. Toronto actually. I’m having trouble because I’m light skin and I look pretty young. Can anyone help me out? Thanks. email – Toronto024@hotmail.com

  153. mike November 21, 2009 at 03:51

    easy on telling girls to be flirtatious, that can actually be pretty dangerous, especially with a lot of dealers in a lot of neighborhoods. don't risk it. also that guy- shut up. you clearly live in the sticks, come to the city and feel what its like to pay 20 for .7 or .8. have fun living in bumbleshit nowhere

    1. joker00 September 1, 2012 at 14:23

      why don't you come to the stix and save yourself a shit load of money? city bud is like campus bud – you're payin way more because it's already changed hands about 5 times before it reached you.

  154. that guy November 17, 2009 at 03:55

    lmao a gram for twenty…. you guys are getting robbed

    1. jonoghue August 6, 2012 at 21:42

      well imo it depends on the weed. i got a g of really awesome sour diesel for $20 once well worth it

    2. Tyler June 30, 2012 at 11:13

      i know its some straight bull shit, i pay 25 a g

  155. Hemptress December November 16, 2009 at 21:38

    Great post. Id like to see more information about purchasing quality weed and how you know it is quality. Thanks for this post! It was a fun read.

    1. Francesc April 16, 2012 at 08:27

      writing to you now because i am a canabis,skunk,weed, marijuana, tobacco,hash,coke and many other drugs supplier in my area.i do supply by retail and whole sale price too.

    2. Lenny November 20, 2009 at 20:49
  156. old hat November 16, 2009 at 18:21

    Yes, please also remember that your dealer is taking a huge risk to get your silly ass off. Don't fuck around, be polite, if he rips you, find someone new, don't throw a bitch fit. It only makes you look like a jerk, and guess what? You're still getting the same bag for the same cash. If your guy is meeting you somewhere, try at least to act like it was a chance meeting, there's nothing more obvious than someone seeing you pull up, and walking pointedly to them, as if you were supposed to meet for that sly handshake. Give 'em a "hey, man!" and a big smile, like you're surprised to see them. They love that shit… it's sneaky.

    1. josh April 15, 2012 at 05:45

      tis completely true

  157. Randy McNasty November 16, 2009 at 13:37

    How about not bringing any people up when you grab bags? I live in an apartment complex and this is really annoying when people bring groups of people up for two seconds then leave. It draws a lot of attention and its annoying.
    Or knocking all loud as fuck. You texted me and I told you I was good, I will be in my living room waiting for you. No need to knock like there's zombies out.
    Also paying with more than 5 One dollar bills sucks a lot.
    Let's see.


    Some customers are cool to smoke a bowl with but I find that some people like to just sit and hang out while I'm trying to watch Dexter or just hang out with my girlfriend. A good customer knows to be quick and stealthy like a ninja.

    Hopefully soon I won't have to do this anymore cause its annoying sometimes!

    1. adrian ritter November 26, 2012 at 22:00


  158. Phillipius October 26, 2009 at 22:44

    Haha some are true.. but some are not and you know is by yourself 😉

  159. Sadie October 20, 2009 at 23:20

    some good points for those new to buying Cannabis….I have to say though until it is legal to go buy it in the store all my dealers are not into telling me how its grown they either tell me its good shit or not but hubby and I don't care as long as it gets us high we are happy stoners……you do have to be careful tho with the smell if you got some high grade and leave it in your car in the heat be prepared to have a strong smell through out your car if you smoke cigarettes light one up on your way home so it smells like cigarettes and not like weed (hubby found that out and got stopped ) but thankfully was let go…..without incident ….out here in the southwest code word is green chilie makes it easy on everyone all around and if you do gotta go pick it up try to do it in the middle of the day cops are too busy writing tickets and pulling speeders over to bother with you ….for those that are new to buying cannabis be prepared to be ripped off its the nature of the business sometimes they like to put extra seeds in the bag to get to the weight that you are buying ….the best bet is to grow your own at least then you avoid alot of the dangers but NEVER EVER tell anyone because that will open another can of worms!

  160. grace to ja ja October 18, 2009 at 07:07

    if you dont know how to buy herb than i dont think is such a good idea for you to be buyin it geuss you gota learn sometime tho poor saps legalize it

  161. KingKush October 16, 2009 at 16:14

    One last thing. For all of you living outside of California. Check out http://www.weedtracker.com. Just to give you an idea of how nice we have it out here! I can walk into a store from anywhere between 9am to 2am and pick out my product. So its time for the rest of the country to catch up already!

    1. quanieboi October 22, 2012 at 17:18

      you can jus buy the bud rite out the store u dnt need a special id or nun

  162. ThisBuds4You October 16, 2009 at 18:48

    How it was grown? No no no, if someone asked me this I'd tell them to get the fuck on. Ask about the type of high and all that, but don't get too nosy….

    1. KingKush October 16, 2009 at 20:13

      Spoken like a true dealer! How its grown is key to the quality. Hydro vs Organic soil vs outdoor are the vitals. The THC content comes next with the percentages. But a good dealer would know his product and know how to maximize the sale!

      1. bill October 18, 2009 at 19:25

        your fucking retarded. it does not matter which medium the pot is grown in. this is the biggest misconception ever. seriously learn your shit, then go comment people all you want. but until then, realize it doesnt matter hydro, soil, organic. if you know how to properly grow it, you will get bomb bud.

        no fucking dealer is gonna be like hey its a head high, organic grown, and the thc percent is 20%. what the fuck? how are you supposed to master the "handshake" and ask all these dumb irrelevant questions at the same time..

        1. GuyLafleur November 22, 2009 at 16:09

          Your kinda right. However, if its outdoors or indoors is a great indicator of the quality of the weed. But, i`ve smoked outdoors that was better than some indoors, so its not a 100% accurate indicator.

          1. WonHee February 6, 2013 at 22:08

            If someone is growing inside of their own house, they aren't going to tell you it was grown indoors and how they did it and what type of soil they used. And if they do, then they deserve to get busted for being such a fucking retard. Smoke the damn shit, that's how you know if it's good or not. A dealer is selling weed to make money, not so they can spit off at the mouth about how much they know about the weed, and if they do start throwing around the terminology, they are most likely just talking out of their fucking ASS. Buy the bag and move the fuck on. If you aren't a good friend of them then they will just get annoyed that you're asking so many fucking questions. It's not a god damn dispensary, you can't get picky about whether it's fucking grown indoors or outdoors, or whether it's hydro vs. organic soil. Regardless it's going to fucking get you high if it's good, and if you don't like the shit that your dealer is selling, then don't fucking buy from him and get it from someone else. Fucking weed snobs, this isn't a fucking wine tasting, this is A FUCKING DRUG DEAL! Get it?!?!?

  163. Lenny October 16, 2009 at 18:38

    Everyone check out Sparkreport.net… Besides HMJ that is my favorite weed blog

  164. KingKush October 16, 2009 at 18:30

    So if you havent already checked out my mans post on Indica vs. Sativa, that is key too when it comes to buying your sacks. Check this link and that should school ya some. This is the most important difference in your purchase that can give you that bomb weekend, or the weekend you just cant remember!

  165. Dizzay October 16, 2009 at 18:24

    I like the post. for some more ideas for #7 (stashing weed), check out http://sparkreport.net/2009/07/5-good-places-to-h

  166. Steve October 16, 2009 at 17:32

    i want to print this out and give it to a few heads i know, good stuff!

  167. akzionz October 16, 2009 at 17:01

    "Master the pass and go handshake. If you are dealing with guys in the street or in public, often times they will pass you the weed and expect you to pass the money simultaneously. It's not that hard, just practice with a friend if you need to."

    nuffin like the fundamentals

  168. Michelle October 16, 2009 at 12:02

    How about:
    -look for properly manicured buds without too much leaf;
    -ask how they were grown if you want to gain more knowledge (soil, organic, hydro, outdoor, indoor…);
    -ask what type of high you get (cerebral, productive, body high…);

    1. Francesc April 16, 2012 at 08:18

      writing to you now because i am a canabis,skunk,weed, marijuana, tobacco,hash,coke and many other drugs supplier in my area.i do supply by retail and whole sale price too.
      so i write for i wish to promote by business here
      so interested ones should come back for pictures and more detials.
      i sell out at affordable prices to all types of buyers.
      will welcome all.
      while waiting i remain focus to seeing that a long business ralationship is been
      created with those that contact me for my good products .
      my skype is: Francescskunkweed
      regards FRANCESCS.

      1. andi November 15, 2015 at 14:16

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      2. hippiechick1 December 19, 2012 at 23:17

        That sounds good let me know where I can meet you and work something out.

      3. Creig forsnip November 13, 2012 at 00:59

        Shit Im interested where u b sellin at Homie

        1. Franco January 24, 2013 at 20:22

          Dick head

      4. Chris November 5, 2012 at 22:10

        Get back to me if you can give me some weed and rolling paper

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