30 Traits Of A Good Weed Dealer
As long as marijuana is illegal, we will all have to deal with them. You know, the sometimes shady, sometimes flaky, sometimes weird weed dealer? The one who will tell you he is going to call you and you don’t hear from him for 3 days. Yeah… that guy.
Hopefully you have a good weed man, for your sake. Hopefully you have a guy that will do at least 5-10 things on this list. They don’t necessarily have to do them all (nobodies perfect) but they definitely do have to have a few if they want return customers.
Here are 30 things you should expect to be done from a good weed man, if they aren’t being done then that means that you need to find a new guys.
- He has good prices
- Will take shorts from time to time
- Is available…. ALL THE TIME..
- Has a phone… with minutes
- Doesn’t make up weird names for every product
- Won’t keep you waiting
- He is local
- He delivers (sometimes they deliver food or something too)
- Never lets the phone go to voicemail
- He is always stocked
- He has a variety to choose from
- Throws you a bday sack
- When he says he’s going to call you back, he actually does
- Will smoke you up every now and then
- Doesn’t expect you to smoke him up on stuff you just bought
- Never short
- Never pinches the bag
- If he has bad weed, he gives you large quantities
- Doesn’t weigh out his weed and gives more than what you paid for
- Gives free blunt wraps or papers with transactions
- Has at least one other person that can conduct business for him
- Doesn’t just give you a good deal the first time you go to him
- Offers other illegal goods or services
- They introduce themselves or offer you weed initially
- They are cool to hang out with. All weed dealers seem to want to be your friend so at least be interesting
- Their crib is a place where you can make connections
- He is consistent… You don’t want him to let you down at the wrong time
- Picks up his phone whether he has it or not
- Uses twitter.. Not a requirement but it makes it easier to keep up with him
- He reads HailMaryJane.com so he knows all of these rules
Shout outs to all my friends on twitter for helping me out with this one. Follow me on twitter if you aren’t already. Did we miss any
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16 Comments
yup
09.05.2009
#19 makes no sense. How can a drug dealer not weigh his weight? The fuck? lol
pot
11.12.2009
Da dealer might b a rookie and just bag it up and nt weigh it lol dats how a nigga in my skool b doing so u kno i shop with his dime 4 a nick price azz
guest
08.19.2011
uh, do you need a machine to tell you when you are being shorted? honestly, raise your hand if you can't tell instantly by eyeing it.
weedmnssd
09.19.2009
your a fucking goof
T from the 617
11.19.2009
what the fuck.. a lot of those are just bad for business as a dealer
what respectable dealer doesn't weigh out the weed and give you more than what you paid for? this list is a surefire way to go broke if you're hustling.
Ricky Retardo
12.18.2009
12, 14, 26, & 28 are for friends that are dealers… i wouldn't expect non of that shit from a business dealer
Jay
07.27.2010
I would never throw down a free bag fuck that, but yah I keep the price good and the flow consistent
Ddxxx
09.02.2010
Legalize!!!
Hahaha
06.30.2011
Your An idiot me being a dealer I was dumbfounded halfway thru this thread! It’s a job not a buddy buddy system. Only like five of those things would b acceptable And that’s only fOr close friends.
fuck you
12.22.2011
Fuck dealers grow your own Shit everyone always let's you down sooner or later but Mary Jane will always be there for you
STAXS CAPONE
02.15.2012
WHO KNW HOWW TO SELL WEED
Justice
03.11.2012
Uses Twitter? You’re fucking joking right?
Sarina
03.12.2012
lol Yeah this is an imaginary dealers list for stoners. Any real dealer doesn't do most of that. lol
love weed
04.23.2012
bet most of u cart grow to save yore life i like the 30 things mabe not all ov them are the best buut sum are pritty good
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Turok
05.04.2012
1. Always has weed, AND a backup plan.
2. Weighs his shit out to around +/- .1
3. Shows you the scale without you having to ask.
4. Consistent pricing. (Obviously, different tiers of weed sometimes cost more, but I hate having to stop at the bank twice)
5. Has a house or apartment to do business in, unless you live in the same neighborhood.
6. Is honest about how long you'll need to wait, and answers the phone.
7. Has chronic 99% of the time.
8. Never tries to upsell mids.
9. Can get things done with a time constrictions.
10. Always carries a pipe/papers.
Ryboii
05.15.2012
1) gives you the right amount and quantity
2) answers the fucking phone
3) not a duck
4) is chill
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