20 Types Of Marijuana Dealers

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We all have to deal with them whether we like it or not. There are thousands of drug dealers who profit everyday of the fact that drugs like marijuana are illegal. In order to get marijuana, even for medical purposes, you have to deal with these (sometimes) shady characters. As long as the Governments of the world continue to be stupid and keep weed illegal, we will always have to deal with these guys.

Here are 20 different types of dealers that I or people I know have come across. Now you will know what you are dealing with when getting your weed.

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  1. ufo August 26, 2016 at 01:47

    Like i dont have a very social life and im going off to school in like 2 weeks. How would you suggest i get weed between then and now

    1. ufo (the same guy) August 26, 2016 at 01:50

      Btw i live in findlay oh if that makes a difference

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  3. Jason Kiernan August 2, 2015 at 10:47

    I need weed

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  5. Kyle Walker May 18, 2015 at 13:19

    We have medical Marijuana strictly thc..contact (240)718-4666 or email macktsilao90@gmail.com….

    1. Benjamin Carver July 16, 2015 at 07:01

      You sound like a cop.

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  8. WonderingWTFisGoingOn321 January 3, 2015 at 14:52

    Came across this as I Sit here right now waiting on Mr. flakiness, the sleezball, the delivery boy, Mr Well-known hustler and phone hustler.
    Its just one person, been waiting for 2 hrs now…..WOW REALLY….& I spend at least 50 a day with this dude. His weed is just so good……

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  10. dickhead May 10, 2013 at 18:19

    im a mr reliable

  11. 1$mokeTuff4 October 15, 2012 at 12:27

    I get my purple for well know hustlers and the drug dealer with the pounds, but ive went through every dealer

  12. lil foot September 9, 2012 at 19:24


    1. N.C cashflow October 22, 2015 at 19:48

      They are scammers. They tried too sale me. But im no fool.

  13. Toni September 1, 2012 at 15:23

    I’m a middle man. For close friends only. Except I hook my niggas up for free. Up to an O. But if it is an O they want, we smoke and chill for a bit. ONLY cause we are close.

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  15. Mr Tibbs June 16, 2012 at 01:29

    hey any one know a good dealer with exotic and knows what it is in SC or MD or hell that would mail it to me hit my email up mrtibbs18@gmail.com

  16. gnarly shit June 1, 2012 at 23:20

    the ” one and done “, ha. love it. hilarious
    i have met and dealt with… a ton of those guys. how about the ‘ love me 2 times’ category. also: have never seen a female hustlin buds in the street. 2012 and in this part of the east side of north america paranoia reigns supreme: no, you drooling puss-bag, I am NOT a fucking cop !

  17. alian April 30, 2012 at 13:43

    i know like 20 of each kinds lol

  18. Absolute2986 April 28, 2012 at 07:33

    I would be the middle man, I don’t usually have anything on me, but if you’ve got my gold I can find and if necessary deliver (for a fee of course) you’re poison. Always put a little tax on the product but hey, if you don’t like paying extra find your own dealer(s)! =P

  19. midnight toker March 22, 2012 at 02:39

    In the past year I’ve been struggling to find a reliable dealer. The various ones that I’ve encountered are:

    one and done – this guy sold to me once but then stopped dealing and using all together

    number two is a combination of The Infomercial, the Middle-Man, and Phone-Hustler. It was my third time buying and I got ripped off from him and never bought again.

    next is a guy my friend usually buys from. He came off as a Gift Giver and Mr. Reliable. Recently we decided to buy a half o. He shaved $15 off his normal price and ended up selling us a ton of leftover buds, no nugs. While he seemed like a good guy in reality hes a Paranoido, Mr Flakiness, and somewhat of Mr. Infomercial.

    My current guy seems like Mr. Reliable. 🙂 my friend who sent me to him has told me hes sort of a Part-Time Hustler, but I’ve had no problems with that

    peace and pot everyone

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  21. smokey mcpot December 24, 2011 at 04:16

    my dealer seems to be a combo of all of these :/

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    Eway= dealer in malaysia, bust this mothafucka

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  27. cheyenne July 9, 2011 at 00:48

    does any one know a great dealer in boise idaho

    1. Ben February 27, 2012 at 00:15

      Hey-from Boise here. Did you ever end up finding a dealer? I am new to the area and also looking around for so e maryjane.

  28. jhon July 7, 2011 at 08:57

    do you deal to cumbria

  29. dippy February 5, 2011 at 18:45

    i got a dude thats a middle man who is also one of my buds, but he hooks me up with good shit for free sometimes. and then i got my main man…

  30. Kelsey January 20, 2011 at 17:03

    weeeedddd is fuckin awesomeeee (: smokin those bowls one by one ,

  31. bob January 5, 2011 at 18:59

    for a while the only dealer is had was a combination of Mr. Middleman, Shady, The Infomercial, Gift Giver, and the most consistent trait; Mr. Flakiness.

    I could always tell when i got the shitweed, because he wouldn't ask to smoke it.
    The most unreliable person ever.

    As soon as i found another dealer, i dropped him faster than you can imagine.

    Customer service pays well.

  32. yesinia December 25, 2010 at 05:37

    sum of this shit is true.den again i grow mi own shit

  33. Declan July 5, 2010 at 22:48

    mr.middle man is the fuckin worst. they always have the excuse “i hooked u up , so i smoke up”. and wont connect you with some ppl

  34. g June 25, 2010 at 10:42

    backwards hustler ftw lol

  35. mnasty June 8, 2010 at 13:43

    lol nothin like a dutch and that haze get at me

  36. Will Crane May 31, 2010 at 10:57

    No shit, i talk ta each of those kinds of guys/gals evryday. ima high sku student so u knw how it is tryn ta get a bag or 10 and a swisher.

  37. kandace! April 15, 2010 at 02:00

    haha; ive known like one of every one of these people! i love it 🙂

  38. HarryManback April 7, 2010 at 02:18

    Hah! this post is awesome. I've known so many of these in my life. I've got a mix of part-time hustler and mr.reliable, with a little money is money thrown in haha. decent mix if you ask me. I used to be the deliveryman(pizza and weed) but now i'm just a middleman.

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  39. jack March 11, 2010 at 11:15

    i'm so glad to live in the netherlands were we've got coffeeshops. the only thing what i have to do is walk inside give the money and walk out again( with the weed ofcourse) good one for the list of ways to know your stoned: buy weed but forget to take it with you:P

  40. Lyric March 5, 2010 at 19:49

    My guys are Mr. Delivery Boy, The Gift Giver, Mr. Reliable, and I'm definitely the middleman (or middle-woman I should say) for A LOT of people.

  41. Kameron Reeves March 2, 2010 at 16:42

    i love weed its my friend smoke it up homies!!!!

  42. heavy G February 23, 2010 at 22:29

    Mr. Flakiness, Mr. Reliable, The Social Hustler, Well Known Hustlers are the best kind

  43. walker February 11, 2010 at 13:25

    bad ass that describes every Dealer i no!

  44. buck December 29, 2009 at 20:49

    you got me fucked up cuz why the fuck go to those bitchass niggas when you can find some real huslas and get the shit any time. you got me fucked with these fake ass dealers!

    1. John October 12, 2012 at 04:30

      Yo can you hook me up

    2. saber April 30, 2012 at 20:24

      your just a fucking idiot lol.

    3. realdeal November 16, 2011 at 06:49

      i got what u need nigga

    4. adhd January 2, 2010 at 21:23

      dude in english please

      1. realdeal November 16, 2011 at 06:51

        say what

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    i must say that i contain most, if not all, of those qualities….
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  47. Eli August 6, 2009 at 00:22

    That is so true!! LOL

  48. Lenny August 5, 2009 at 16:05

    yeah wes im aware but I thought that image was too awesome to pass up and i couldn’t find a pic like that with weed.

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    the top photo has grams of coke on the table, not weed.

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